Dear Doug Reinhardt,
There’s no easy way to put this, so I’m going to just come right out and say it:
Not every kiss requires a crotch grab.
I know that’s basically anathema to your entire worldview, but no one wants to see a severed wrist spraying blood at the club. Kind of a downer.
Politely refusing all future handshakes (No, really, don’t.),
The Superficial Writer
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Something about him reminds me of that Henry Rollins tune ‘Liar’
Is it just me?
@#24: “Parrot beaked chickenhead” BWAHAHA!
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She just looks like she’s have the stalest breath.
Like an old Victorian Parlor.
Honey…Our Valtrex supply has arrived.
Weee!!!!!!! she found another man to paw and slobber on her, and when he disolves into a giant pool of herpes germs, she will move on to find another stupid fuck with no regard for his own life!
Nice gloves, Paris.
So many haters here who probably are not as half as looking decent as her shoes.
It is a shame that you just keep doing the obnoxious rants and insults someone you don’t even know and Paris has never done any harm to you.
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITTED BY PARIS HILTON & RICK HILTON AGAINST ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
THE WEB SITES BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM, ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM., KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, & NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM ALL CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION.
THIS IS WHY PARIS HILTON’S FRIENDS FROM HER CHILDHOOD SUCH AS KIM KARDASHIAN & NICOLE RICHIE NO LONGER SPEAK WITH HER, AS THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY DISGUSTED WITH HER FEDERAL CRIMES.
WHEN PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY, ALREADY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE KNEW THAT I HAD BEEN ACCUSING PARIS HILTON OF LEAKING THE BIZARRE STORY IN OCTOBER 2007 IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TRY & GET MY ATTENTION.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT HER FATHER GOT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK THE STORY. AND REMEMBER, THAT IS THE FIRST STORY TO BE BLOCKED IN THE UNITED STATES SINCE BILL CLINTON MANY YEARS AGO.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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kiss for lossing weight,for energy…com’on
kiss from our heros of the nation.
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DOUG REINHARDT IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR AIDING & ABATING FOR PARIS HILTON.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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What is up with the gloves? That is only 1 of many tacky things about Paris! Her sense of style is as bad as her acting and singing!!!
Third picture: the dude looks like he’s got a sore on his upper lip. It’s a wonder he hasn’t developed sores all over & fallen apart by now.
Hola!
Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that–?–seekbi.com–?–.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.
@ BRandon M witte: If you want us to know the story than just tell us instead of letting us google it up. You look a bit like a crazy stalker though…..
Aw, isnt that cuuute! He’s counting the herpes inside her mouth!
whoa! that’s too hot..
Well she hasn’t taken him out shopping for clothes, that’s for sure.
Poor Brimmer. That dude is grabbing your girls crotch.
there is so many things wrong here ….
paris lets start with u, u are aging so nasty.
youre hair is ugly
your skin is horrid old and sun damaged and that huge mole is ewwww
the outfit is less to be desired for allong with the shoes and gloves
youre eye needs to be fixed if thats possible get it done asap
try wearing ur hair long again with classic outfits aim for a jackie o look
now for mr nobody dude u are a leech
you are not good looking you are far from it
you have hepatitis so go and die all ready
and ur gay haha
Man, she is looking ROUGH. I thought it was Anna Wintour in the smaller shots.
He’s just a publicity whore, and now he’s got genital herpes for life. And hey, she wants to be impregnated, so all he has to do is Federline her twice, insuring a paycheck for life from her rich family. I’d say that compensates for a nasty little infection that lasts forever.
I have never found ehr attractive…but yee Gods! Picture 1! How freakin HOMELY!
I have never found her attractive :yee Gods! Picture 1! How freakin HOMELY!
Whoops…sorry bout that.
TRANNY LOOKING TWEETY BIRD BITCH!
simple word for these 2 people…. TRASH!
“Anathema”? Wow i’m impressed lol ;)
Is it just me or is her ass getting bigger? Looks like she’s put on 20 lbs
IS THAT A COLD SORE ON HIS LIP??????
Get a room. Preferably one I’ll never step foot in.
Dear Fish:
one request: june is my birthday month. i hate the swine called paris hilton. all that is “news” with her is so very lame and boring…make her disappear for one month. please. i will be patient for april and all of may…come june…i will be counting on you.
thanks my friend.
Wonder how long this will last ?. I didn’t really like this kid on The Hills. Something superficial about him but then again who isnt in this Town ??
what the hell is she wearing? I mean, how do they allow her into the club wearing that?
He is a lucky guy and she is a nice girl. Without appearing to be self absorbed, Paris and a few other girls have accomplished a rather futuristic feat–conditioning the public to the sexuality of women. What would have raised a lot of eyebrows previously is now a big yawn. Really, Paris and a few others have changed the playing field in a way that previous feminists could never have hoped to. To face down the hypocritical public in this way takes a lot of guts and talent.
Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that–?–seekbi.com–?–.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.
@ 86, yeah, I don’t think you understood feminism…..
I don’t get why Paris Hilton is trying to be a Lady Gaga. She needs to get a life
Paris, and a few other girls without appearing self-absorbed but the future is accomplished feat – women’s sexuality to the public conditioning. What a lot of eyebrows will be raised before is now a big yawn. In fact, Paris and a few others in a way that previous feminists could never have hoped to have changed the playing field. Down in the face of such hypocritical people takes a lot of courage and talent.