Paris Hilton came out last night to support her sister’s high-end line Nicholai at the Mercedes-Benz LA Fashion Week. Let me be your guide through these pics of an evening in the life of America’s sweetheart/biohazard:
1 – 4. Paris poses in an outfit designed by her sister Nicky Hilton. Who? Exactly.
5 – 10. Paris and boyfriend Benji Madden show off their dumb-as-shit initial rings which potentially provide free advertisement for Ashton Kutcher’s new show. Ha ha ha has anyone seen my chainsaw and/or butter knife?
11 – 14. Paris and Benji play the part of the cute couple. Or as I affectionately call them: C-3PeeBurns and R2-Dickwad.
15 – 16. Paris almost flashes her crotch but then miraculously doesn’t. Our eyes continue to remain unburned and capable of sight. (Not counting blind people.) Huzzah!
Based on a true story. The End.
Hey 46. Aren’t you late for school? The cool kids are probably eagerly awaiting to give you your daily beat down.
Anyone who says Paris Hilton is “hot” is either:
1) Retarded
2) Blind
3) 13
4) Or a combination of those listed above.
There is nothing good about this woman. She contributes nothing to society, unless you want to count STDs.
why does paris remind me so much of bai ling? weird.
Nicky is so ugly.
They both look like plastic and fake.
Ha! I honestly thought that first picture was a couple of mannequins.
Say what you want but anyone rocking that nose and that hideous stork neck will NEVER be “hot”
I can’t decide which of Benji’s chins is sexier
okay, so in the third pic right,
doesn’t it look like someone’s wearing paris hiltons face as a mask?!
that’s WELL creepy!!!
has anyone stopped to think that maybe she’s just dating him as a stunt for ashton kutcher’s new show? i can’t see why else she would date him.
john belushi is alive.
Between her fingerless gloves and his bloated neck, I am feeling sick ….
this picture looks jus like the one of hilary duff & joel madden at this one fashion show. not that it matters… jus … gosh what biters.
Have they got the same dad (/parents)??
What’s with Nicky’s face? It’s so long…..so ….ugly. So long long and ugly.
Whereas Paris’ face is just ugly.
hey look like wax figures here too. I am just really confused all around when looking at this photo
Oh look! Paris got her nose fixed. Now it’s Nicky’s turn.
Nikki Hilton is undoubtedly a talented fashion artist. I really enjoy the neckline on Paris’ dress however Paris’ own neck has more rings than Michael J. Douglas’ wang.
I I’de like to take um on the bangbus and bang um both
This Benji guy is the ugliest dude I’ve ever seen in my life. And Paris is trying to dress all punk now b/c her b/f is the brother of somebody in the band. Why is either one even famous?