Paris Hilton has been responding to fan mail to keep busy in prison and E! obtained a copy of one of her letters. Paris writes:
“I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life. But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I’m receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family.
Love always, Paris Hilton.”
It’s nice that she’s responding to all her “fan” mail, but is that seriously how she signs her name? She’s like five years old. I keep expecting to see a drawing of a unicorn in the margin. If you asked a bunch of third graders to write the exact same message, Paris’ version would be the second worst. And only because one of the kids took a dump on his paper instead of using a pencil. And even then it was a tough call.
NOTE: You know she concentrated so hard on this letter, brow furrowed, tongue hanging out the side of her mouth, trying so hard to make each line neat and straight, and yet she still somehow managed to misspell ‘receiving.’
Krazihotkelli,
I would say “fuck you” but I think the following words will offend you much worse than any obscenity that insults normal people.
ENGLISH COMPOSITION
Child, do you not see the error of your judgement to post in this topic thread?
sweet grammar. stupid whore.
Techclerk:
Up your azz with
a :Blowtorch:!
nice, huh! I’ll
bet U loved it!
Even after translation that still makes no sense.
My bad. I remember now.
Up your nose with a rubber hose. In your ear with a can of beer. Does your face hurt? Because it’s killing me.
You can’t be serious. This is the banter I have with the neighbor’s girl. She’s in the second grade. You were trying to be funny, right? If not, that’s pretty sad, even for you.
well i dunno if she really does look at fans letters or haters letters or not and im not sure she replies but if she does then so what, whats wrong with that? i think its real nice if she does if not then who cares and she wouldnt have the time of day to read al of ur pathetic nasty insults any way regardless of being in prison. my opinion is that she seems nice enuf from what little i no bowt her and i dunno what everyones problem with her is well i do and its jealousy. she pretty and im sure she is not nearly as thick as every1 thinks she is its just part of her role.she is real she has feelings and i think shes more inteligent then alot of u, probly even me maybe! afta all im a crap speller but do i giv two sh*ts? no and i no id care even less if i was in her shoes which id like to be as she has nice shoes! well thats my rant for the day go figure.
Do you guys have to criticize paris on everything she does? i mean seriously, come on, give the girl a break!
jacob…..paris will always do wrong in their eyes. she could become a nun and help orphans….she still cant win.
its come down to mocking how she writes. people are ridiculous!
Oh you self righteous fucking retards this is the S-U-P-E-R-F-I-C-I-A-L. Do you speak english? Do you know the meaning of the word. This is a website where we trash the greediest, filthiest, egotistical and most selfish people on earth. None of them are even clost to behaving like saints, they are pure filth. They thrust themselves in the spotlight sp that some losers with no self respect can worship them well the mirror has two faces bitches and here we are on the site where we congregate to rip them apart. They signed up for this. If not for people like us they would _if you can imagine this_ have EVEN BIGGER EGOES than they already have. This is all in the name of fun so get the fuck over yourselves. Some of us on this site spend our days working with the homless, standing up for human rights and saving lives. In this shitty celebrity whore filled world manyus like to joke around and have the last laugh at these worthless morons so either join in or get the fuck of this site and go kiss celebrity ass at people.com. Just don’t forget your herpes cream.
Fan mail? Seriously this is joke right? I have yet to meet anyone who admits to being a fan. For real.
Who wrote this-a 10-year-old girl?? ‘m surprised she didn’t dot her i’s with little hearts! Oh..wait…
This was good entertainment for a Friday at work.
Dear Paris,
When first the ‘c’ you spy, put the ‘e’ before the ‘i’ – and brush up on basic punctuation, won’t you?
Best regards,
Caprice
P.S. Is it true you’re the first person in your family to do a stint in jail? And did you ever dream it would turn out to be so lucrative??
xoxo??!! wth.
does anyone now DARE to claim she could be intelligent just cos she received some high-class private education?
Seriously…Does this girl get fan-mail?? THAT is the funny thing in this, not her handwriting or spelling skills.
She must have gotten tons more “hate” mail…Now, that is interesting – I wish she could write a public response to those instead!
Does she even know how much people dislike her and why? It sure seems like she has missed that part completely and actually beleive that she is liked…
Analysis of her handwriting reveals the following:
Up strokes (eg l,h,t…) reveal spirituality: Paris has virtually none; so much for Finding God.
Down strokes (eg g,y,j) reveal sexuality and drive: very weak
Otherwise the text is controlled and cold – what we all knew: she’s all about image and she’s still pretending to ‘act cute’.
‘P’ in Paris shows someone lazy and irresponsible only interested in their own pleasure. We knew that too.
‘H’ in Hilton shows someone out of touch with reality; she believes her own PR.
The heart – shows self-absorbtion and unawareness of other’s needs (which is why it’s typical of teenagers).
The only positive is her ‘I’ which reveals ‘the ego’; hers is strong. La la la la. We learn nothing new.
Poor thing…. it looks like she’s so sad. I don’t care that she spelled words wrong, she’s in fucking jail. I would fumble my words around too. Lets see how YOU would be in jail. Poor thing.
What Paris needs next after this is some time in a refugee or prisoner of war camp.
“Lets see how YOU would be in jail.” Wouldn’t I have to drive while intoxicated and then wreck my car and then violate the terms of my probation? Then I’d have to show up at court late and mock the judge and ask the Governor for a pardon because I’m better than everybody else? Say stupid things and insist that what’s good enough for Nixon is good enough for me?
Naw, I’m pretty sure I can get in jail MUCH EASIER THAN THAT WAY.
Ah! Hey, everybody. Sara LupPino is a poser celeb herself! Check out her site. She’s a wannabee. We should be so honored!
Dreamed I was an eskimo
Cold north winds began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
It was a hundred degrees below zero
Have you ever seen a baby seal, Sara? Or do you just like the pictures cos they so koot?
She mispelled I’m “Im”
Just proves to show that the most expensive schools don’t produce the smartest kids!
I went to school in a third world country and I was taught how to spell RECEIVED by second grade. Also, my nine year old nephew can write better in cursive.
It’s so nice of Ms. Hilton to write her fans. I hope she uses this time to improve herself so that when she comes out, she will be the best Ms. Hilton ever!
techclerk, what did you do last night?
DrPlowtus called and told me about you
and him and some other guys involved in
some pretty sexual things and well it
sounded pretty juicy, if you know what
I mean. you guys are so perverted.
Too bad she can’t spell receiving right
I hope she uses this time to improve herself so that when she comes out, she will be ok!
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yafit00@nana.co.il
Now this bitch, I wouldn’t even fuck her with a bag over her head. Everyone knows
she has Herpes and God only knows what else.
I don’t need her germs. I pitty the next
guy that gets her. She’ll never get married.
Who would want such a diseased whore?
HAHA all you ugmoes are jealous
delinquent.
Yea, so she writes like a little kid but then again, so what? At least she wrote back to her fans/supporters. How many other celebrities have done that? I don’t like her but I think it’s kinda admirable that she wrote back. Though the ‘fan’ was an ass for posting it to the world.
The correct rhyme is as follows:
“I” before “E”, except after “C”,
Or when sounding like “A”, as in “neighbor” and “weigh”.
Most of you posters remember your nursery-school grammar less than half as well as Paris. Congrats.
No one is jealous of a herpes infested bitch that can’t even spell. Well, maybe one person that I can think of and that would be
snatch.
OMG!!She has spelling mistakes…
It’s not her, it can’t be. I’d say some poor cell mate was forced into doing it, maybe some “prison deal”. If you look at her signed name the A & L are linked whereas there’s no linking throughout the rest of the letter. The Y’s and G’s have different tails, this is some real whack, and people do change their tails, but from one stroke to two strokes. Fuck I read too much useless shit on handwriting… Just saying though, I don’t think she wrote it.
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Pares, pares, you have disappointed, tell me how can a gay man be born from the ass hole of a gay man, thats what you presend if you put your penis up the ass of another man. Furthermore, you then expend some beautiful woman to give you a blow after you ahve been up the ass, think about what you are promoting to children. I will also pray for you, George