Paris Hilton won’t appeal

June 11th, 2007 // 65 Comments
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Paris Hilton issued the following statement over the weekend saying she wouldn’t appeal her sentence:

“Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.

As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

Looks like somebody finally told Paris to stop acting like a bitch and try to spin this thing in her favor. Although talking about the Middle East is pushing it a little far. My pet turtle has a better understanding of what’s going on over there than she does. Her original draft probably included references to Lord Voldemort and the horrible situation at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.


  1. Kamiki

    I do love that picture – parisite getting her just desserts.

  2. DahliaRose

    Maybe she’ll see Elvis while reflecting.

  3. Snatchit

    I nominate this as Picture of the Year. Please, Time Magazine, roll with it… Can’t wait to see the LiLo version.

  4. Conor

    This isn’t fair anymore. Leave her alone. Move on to the next hollywood drama. Im not saying she is a saint and we should bow down to her. But at the end of the day she is only a 20-something girl that is going to prision and is very scared so is doing everything she can to try and get out of it. Its sad, yes, but understandable also.

    Think how’d you feel if you were pictured crying your eyes out on every paper in the fucking world.

  5. NicotineEyePatch

    #54, the exact opposite of how I’d feel if I were fucking/sucking my brains out and it ended up all over the TVs and computers of the world. She’s the one who wanted cameras taping her every move. Oh, but she only wanted the good pictures of herself in the papers? Well, life sucks, sometimes you cry.

  6. jrzmommy

    Dear Land Mine Fairy:
    please leave one for Crybaby Conor.
    Thank you.
    Jrzmommy

  7. Tracy

    That’s the first time I have ever seen something intelligent written regarding Paris. Wow. I almost couldn’t laugh at the picture of her crying.

  8. lastangelman

    Pretty sad paris make baby jeezous cwy boo-hoo AND RAIN BOLTS OF BLUE DEATH AT LOS ANGELINOS … film at eleven.

  9. 54=she needs to cry her eyez out
    then we wouldn’t have to look at
    thoze stupid eyez.
    56=very funny shit..

  10. aussie

    #54 She’s 26….not quite a dumb 20 yr. old

  11. bobot

    “This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done”….Really? i thought taking the giant cock in the video was the hardest thing she’d done….

  12. TLR

    For the first time, I actually agree with her.

    She is not news. The war actually is.

  13. star69

    She actually knows there’s a war in Iraq???
    Shocking!

    Mund you peeps.
    Non of the statements given to the press are written by Paris. They are masterfully planned and constructed by her publicists. Paris is sitting in a prison cell painting dick pictures with her colored crayons and thinking about a whole lotta nuthin.

  14. adfaersadf asdfwer

    Even in Germany we applauded.
    Same laws for everyone :-)

    I am just pissed because Paris gets tooooo much attention. So even getting jailed does not harm her fame. :-(

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