Paris Hilton won’t appeal

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Paris Hilton issued the following statement over the weekend saying she wouldn’t appeal her sentence:

“Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.

As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

Looks like somebody finally told Paris to stop acting like a bitch and try to spin this thing in her favor. Although talking about the Middle East is pushing it a little far. My pet turtle has a better understanding of what’s going on over there than she does. Her original draft probably included references to Lord Voldemort and the horrible situation at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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