Paris Hilton wears lingerie for a leisurely stroll

November 27th, 2007 // 130 Comments
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Paris Hilton scoped out an office building in LA yesterday and felt that lingerie was appropriate outdoor attire. This, of course, allowed paparazzi to snap a shot of her panties. There’s nothing like seeing the thin layer of pink fabric that separates our world and Herpes Canyon. I wish she would wear something on her crotch a little more, I dunno, durable. Like the door to a bank vault. Or the hatch from a submarine.

NOTE: So I just noticed that she’s not wearing any underwear. Wow, uh, Merry Christmas?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. squab

    EW! Why’s is all red up in there?

  2. TS

    A submarine hatch? Now that was funny. I don’t know what you’re talking about #10, that was hilarious.

  3. LL

    According to Vogue, the latest trend in club wear is nipple clamps and a butt plug and a dick in your mouth. So really, Paris is quite conservative here. She doesn’t get nearly as much credit for being the classy lady that she really is.

  4. girl

    agree with 6.

  5. TY

    is that a tampon string????

  6. J

    ya..i cant believe you guys havent noticed the tampon string sticking out of her vag

  7. cookie monsta

    hauntingly nauseating…..

  8. linkin

    hehe..She has a cute ass. Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site. I heard that she seems to have a new boyfirend now?

  9. put the ugly people in the back

    See that nasty redness around her ass those are the burning herpes sores we speak of when referencing this diseased slutty piss stained donkey faced whore. So you non believers can just take a closer look at exibit A as in ASS; diseased rotting festering boil covered ASS.

    Fuck I just trew up all over my desk. Damn you Paris; like so many other fugly hideous skanks on this site the only fluid you EVER get me to release is PUKE.

  10. put the ugly people in the back

    … and she’s not wearing any underwear ya dumbasses those are just nylons. Come on.

    Actually I think on top of her nasty warts she has her perios and she’s leaking that shit gets everywhere blood in your butt on your ass cheeks and thighs. Fucking filthy slut can’t even wear underwear when she’s wearing her period. I guess she doesn’t want to waste a second with the 50 random stangers that she screws every night. Can’t have thehem waste time getting underoos off they need to get their money’s worth before they realize what they’ve done and kill themselves. Morons.

  11. She doesn’t have any underwear on….come on. AND she looks like a hooker.

  12. wow. she is so sexy. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudistconnect.com just now. So hot.

  13. BunnyButt

    17, I don’t see anyone in Chicago dressing like this. We may not be New Yawk, LA, London or (snort) Paris, but we’re certainly not “smalltown nebraska”. We’ve got some sense of style and know better than to confuse nighties with dresses.

  14. CSI--Iowa

    That reddish streak you see is where the USDA Choice Pork Loin stamp smeared as she sweated.

  15. sam

    since she got her hair cut she just looks like a man with those big ass man sholders and man face. if ur gonna have short hair make sure your face is feminim and pretty. and with that dress it just makes her look like a cheap tranny/hooker

  16. jm

    What upskirt, the skanks underwear (and it IS underwear) is hiked up around her waist. What a whore. What’s wrong Paris, Britney and Lindsey getting too much attention?

  17. BunnyButt

    And I’m amazed no one has commented on those greasy looking spots down the front of her “dress”. No fair! If it was Brit, ya’ll would be saying she had wiped fried chicken or tater chip grease off her fingers. No one says a word when it’s Paris. Any guesses as to what the spots could be?

  18. D. Richards

    Satan lives!

  19. she’s a goddess!

  20. i love paris hilton!

  21. skanky hoe

    trying to hide her fug mutt face behind those sunnies. she is about unsexy as you can get

  22. she's a skank

    68, yeah she’s special, short school bus special…….

    67, I think we are all on the same page as to what the spots are.

  23. yilin

    Wow, i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!

  24. Miss Doe

    are you kidding? Nobody had to stick a camera under her dress. Her dress has slid up to show her butt to the world. It’s not an attractive get-up what with the dark hose and all…yuck…

  25. This beeatch is making me tired of white trash. I like wite trash, they create the best gossip and stupidity. Peace. Im kinda stoned.

  26. Mrs Hilton

    1. She is very attractive. Cute, slim.
    2. Her exploits make her un-attractive.
    3. Her herpes is unfortunate

  27. Ashley

    Ok, what the hell is wrong with these people? UNDERWEAR people!! If your skirt is below the knees it’s ok to not wear panties, but with a mini-dress or skirt it’s kind of mandatory. Seriously, invest in some undergarments. PLEEEEAAASEEEE!

  28. Ashley

    Also, could any of you big muscular men get over here and do something about my roommate? The asshole finds it necessary to sing at 7.30 in the morning. Sure, I have been up for over an hour and a half, but no one should be subject to this kind of torture when they are trying to eat breakfast.

  29. She is beautiful ! Her nude profile with some of her nice nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com days ago. What is her purpose to pose nude ? Is she a true nudist ?

  30. josselin

    what are you doing? I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet.com,right? It’s a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?

  31. TG

    I can see what she had for lunch yesterday.

    Ubergross.

  32. toothy

    @15 – At what small town Hicksville educational establishment did you learn how to spell? It’s conservative not conservitive, did you and Lindsay Hohan have the same “inadequite” teacher??
    You are an uneducated ignoramus.

  33. Whatever, it's not important.

    Screw all you retarted bastards who pretend not to like what you see in this picture. She’s hot & rich, and you would hit it ANY day of the week, despite getting on here talking shit. FUCK you. And so what if you can see a tampon string? SHE’S A HUMAN FEMALE and that’s just part of nature. Stop acting like fucking 6th graders all “ewww” and grow up.

  34. it is reported she got std recently. My friends told me he saw her profile on a std dating site http://herpesmates.com, what luck! He received her wink last Sunday!

  35. eat

    STOP!!!! never this. what fucking year do you lazy bloggers think it is anyways? lets see a hint of creativity from your crew. Your biceps are not bone-ing paris’s panty flash any more than sharon stone is winning teen choice awards. Stop beig 34 year olds.

  36. eat

    STOP!!!! never this. what fucking year do you lazy bloggers think it is anyways? lets see a hint of creativity from your crew. Your biceps are not bone-ing paris’s panty flash any more than sharon stone is winning teen choice awards. Stop being 34 year olds.

  37. Narcissist

    #8. , #22. Looks like that rag was pulled up 3 inches too high by that trailer-skank flea market purse. This was probably intended to get the paps attention. I see her poop machine.

    #47, #66, #76. I agree.

    #67. Maybe Paris bumped into Britney and got chicken grease and frap smeared on herself, like at the OK! shoot where Brit was wiping her butt and chicken grease on those clothes she stole.

    #85. That’s some scary, short-sighted thinking there. If she bumped into me I’d be looking to douse myself with alcohol or penicillin. You might be too caught up in the moment.

    Why doesn’t she do ads for Valtrex? She could get attention AND money! Paris Hilton, the face of herpes!

    She could also design (or at least promote) special sanitizing undergarments made of carbon fiber and chlorine bleach that filter her diseases from falling onto children or small animals. Think about the children and small animals, Paris! The children! And the small animals!

  38. There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
    WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

  39. Pilatunes

    I found one thing to like about her…she own’s a Bentley convertible. If I knew her, maybe I could borrow it!

  40. ph245

    i would like to do a sex with her

  41. Evelynn

    OMG!!!!! u can’t say she is wearing underwear or not! if she is wearing a G-string, it wouldn’t show..

  42. I did Paris Hilton once.

    Now my penis hurts.

  43. it is reported she got std recently. My friends told me he saw her profile on a std dating site http://herpesmates.com, what luck! He received her wink last Sunday!

  44. Squiggles

    She’s wearing PANTYHOSE. I can’t even get past that. Mother Effing pantyhose!

  45. Squiggles

    WITHOUT UNDERWEAR!!!!! Can you say Yeast Infection. Or better yet, ANOTHER yeast infection.

  46. Shallow Val

    17 – Umn, in NY being called trendy is an insult.

  47. Shallow Val

    35 Lux –

    Word!

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