Paris Hilton scoped out an office building in LA yesterday and felt that lingerie was appropriate outdoor attire. This, of course, allowed paparazzi to snap a shot of her panties. There’s nothing like seeing the thin layer of pink fabric that separates our world and Herpes Canyon. I wish she would wear something on her crotch a little more, I dunno, durable. Like the door to a bank vault. Or the hatch from a submarine.
NOTE: So I just noticed that she’s not wearing any underwear. Wow, uh, Merry Christmas?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 5:54 pm
OMG! First to wear panties today!
Leeshka | November 27, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Yuckers. Simply. Yuck.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 5:56 pm
My bad. I thought she was sans underoos. I’m not an expert cameltoe inspector like the Fish.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Although, of all the times to NOT wear panties. Wouldn’t it be when you’re wearing hose? I think these girls are confused. Wear panties when you don’t have any other undergarments and don’t wear panties when you have other undergarments! Under there fashion tip #1!
p0nk | November 27, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Paris Hilton wears lingerie for a leisurely troll
holla@meh | November 27, 2007 at 6:03 pm
ok. first of all. not lingerie. the babyboll dress is super trendy right now. she looks cute. and her shoes are cute too. (per usual) uhm [straight] men are clueless.
Bob | November 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I’d get my tongue all up in between those cheeks. =)
holla@meh | November 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
its totally not her fault that there are people diving to the floor to catch a pic of her va-jay-jay. loll
cowcat | November 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Why is her ass red? Ew.
fran | November 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
superficial, you’re losing your touch. you’re not as funny as you used to be =(
Harry | November 27, 2007 at 6:06 pm
#6, thanks for that fashion heads up. I thought I was seeing more of the short baby doll dresses lately. And me like-y!
Cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Funny 5!
Condom Man | November 27, 2007 at 6:08 pm
CONDOM MAN RECOMMENDS STD TESTING FOR ANYONE WHO HAS LOOKED AT THESE PHOTOGRAPHS
Robin Claire | November 27, 2007 at 6:09 pm
just what i wanted to see. thanks.
buttinsky | November 27, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Dear #6: a.) you have got to be kidding. that is NOT a dress!! It is LINGERIE. and not even flattering! b.) in what SIngapore whorehouse do you reside where a SLIP is called a “babyboll dress” and it’s “super trendy”? c.) you can’t even see her fuckin shoes.
Bill | November 27, 2007 at 6:09 pm
damn that is hot.
holla@meh | November 27, 2007 at 6:13 pm
#15. go learn how to dress yourself. clearly you have no sight of some of the latest trends. maybe where you’re from in smalltown nebraska people dress a little bit more conservitive. and by conservitive i mean ripped overalls and stained tees. k. thanks. bye.
Jimbo | November 27, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I am glad to see Paris has changed her way and is doing all she can to make the world a better place. As you can see from these photos she is boycotting real cloths that are made in sweat shop in China. The best way to get your point across is to show a little ass.
AshFrog | November 27, 2007 at 6:20 pm
#6 thanks for the comment. I was under the impression that girls dressed a certain way to gain attention from us “straight men” who don’t seems to have any “fashion sense”, but no I guess it’s for dipshits like you who like to comment on how whores who dress like a barbie dolls are very cute and have great fashion sense.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | November 27, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Somebody had to do something! What with Britney covering up now in an attempt to impress the judge and when was the last time we saw Lohan’s lovelies? What would ever happen to HollyWhore if someone wasn’t showing vajajay?
pointandlaugh | November 27, 2007 at 6:29 pm
it doesn’t look like she’s wearing underwear at all.
and the lingerie-as-clothes thing? CLASSY
jim | July 17, 2011 at 10:22 am
ahh ya i would rub my face all the way up in that, all guys want the same and all females talk shit about her cause there haters, NO its that simple
marsh | November 27, 2007 at 6:31 pm
rofl…although i completely agree with #6, #19 has me cracking up.
other than that, i will say this…as much as i enjoy a good getting out of the car crotch shot…i just think it’s wrong to get on the ground and snap an upskirt. it’s perverted and weird.
Guy | November 27, 2007 at 6:41 pm
The photographer shouldn’t be going to such extreme lengths to get upskirt photos, if I went into the street and started shoving a camera up girls skirts it wouldn’t go down well.
ph7 | November 27, 2007 at 6:46 pm
She’s looks good – no denying it.
lils | November 27, 2007 at 6:47 pm
#17, probably you’re too young to remember but this “hot trend” of yours was “hot” many years ago already, back in the 90′s, with origin in the 60′s. Even Lady Di wore a classier version once. Probably Paris and her whore friends might think they’re creating a style. No surprise, though. We had the fucking leggings and headbands already. But it’s easier to take an old trend and say “look what I’ve made! Sooo original, I so rock!”
And yes, it was lingerie in the 90′s too.
woodhorse | November 27, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Somebody send this to the CDC. My Outlook Express is broken now.
ack | November 27, 2007 at 6:48 pm
thank god for the tights. thank god.
NeedtoKnow | November 27, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Does she really have herpes or an STD? I made out with her in a club 2 weeks ago. Help. No, seriously.
LSCrighton | November 27, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I”m pretty sure she’s sporting a tampon string in there….ew.
PunkA | November 27, 2007 at 7:08 pm
What a
CUNT!!!!!!!!
steve | November 27, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Vapid cunt.
I can smell the herpes from a different time zone.
steve | November 27, 2007 at 7:10 pm
#28 Need to Know:
sure.
Let’s pretend you did…it’s called survival of the fittest. You deserve to die of the herpes infection that will ravage your internal organs.
Yes, she takes Valtrex, SHE HAS HERPES
who dat | November 27, 2007 at 7:11 pm
her ass is naturally that red? She has wicked hemorrhoids.
Jesus H. Christ | November 27, 2007 at 7:15 pm
WHAT THE FUCK?
Isn’t this considered an upskirt shot? Maybe I should walk around a major city, diving to the floor to take pictures up girls skirts.
Do Paparazzi have any shame? Or soul? Holy shit.
lux | November 27, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Eww…she has the worst pankcake ass ever. I hate those skinny-fat flabby girls that don’t exercise.
Danklin26 | November 27, 2007 at 7:21 pm
I just want to know what the hell that huge thing is in her hand with the long extension on it. Hayden has something like it, i hope thats not how big the keys are to these expensive cars.
L.Linus | November 27, 2007 at 7:25 pm
This is all nice, but has you started the building for the inmates at the LA county jail. You said you’re building a half-way house when you get out, did you forget?
Me | November 27, 2007 at 7:26 pm
she should be arrested for indecent exposure. just think of all the bacteria and viruses rushing like a waterfall out of that cooter and nothing to hold it back. it’s like blatantly trying to infect the innocent. maybe if SHE set fire to it it would cure her…quick somebody, go find brandon and the matches!
sharpeidude | November 27, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Ooooh that smell.
TheLostGirl | November 27, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Oh the horror, the horror!
TheLostGirl | November 27, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Oh the horror, the horror!
No fake balloons, please | November 27, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Ladies, notice how her body looks good? In particular, notice how it looks good WITHOUT BREAST IMPLANTS.
Now,. I am the first to admit that i can’t stand this bubble-headed brat. But her body is looking good. If you look at her and at most of the Victoria’s Secret models, you will see that they do NOT have fake breasts. DON’T get them!
Guys who are worth getting will head in the opposite direction of you have goofy balloons on your chest.
GG | November 27, 2007 at 8:25 pm
#29 Is Crighton your last name? I am a Crighton too.
HELP | November 27, 2007 at 8:26 pm
She’s not wearing any underwear…her ass/vagina looks that way from repeated abuse and disgusting disease.
ewwww. To sign on to the superfish and get an eyeful of that….ugh.
CJ | November 27, 2007 at 8:41 pm
It’s the style there…and no, that doesn’t mean any woman can pull it off. Just because something comes in size 20 doesn’t mean it should be worn. She could wear a hefty bag and probably make it look stylish. It doesn’t make her any less the air-head…she just happens to look good in what ever she wears. To many people that’s all that matters.
CruisingForCock | November 27, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Bad Santa. This is not at all what I asked for. It was not at all my list.
There had better be a large cock under my tree.
Igottabemeee | November 27, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I is definitely UNDERWEAR and not a dress. Sorry for all you “trendy” folks, but just because someone wears it with no other clothes, does not make it clothing. Just because Madonna used to wear her bra outside her shirt, we did not automatically start calling bras exterior clothing.
Second, with that mini-slip hiked up to her waist (waste?) the paps chouldn’t help but get an up-skirt shot. If she and brit didn’t want their diseased snatches photographed, they would wear pants. Wake up and smell the tuna people.
Eric | November 27, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I’d hit that
fweem | November 27, 2007 at 9:05 pm
#48, I applaud your gallant sacrifice.
Igottabemeee | November 27, 2007 at 9:10 pm
I meant “It”. I is not underwear.