Paris Hilton visited the Ole Henrickson Spa on Tuesday, and afterwards showed off her new shirt, which happens to be a Warhol-inspired design of her own face. I guess this would be weird if it was anybody except Paris Hilton. If a regular person walks down the street wearing a picture of their own face they get punched in the stomach and thrown in a dumpster. Paris Hilton does it and she gets $2 million and the key to the city.
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The shirt appears to have captured her wonky eye and kudos to the artist for that even though it could have used a little more emphasis.
seriously getting tired of paris. next time she takes a shit why don’t you write about it.
#44. Here are my thoughts. Sorry if this is long.
I would definitely buy Paris TP and TP with other celebs. I would buy it as a novelty item for myself and friends and I would be willing to pay $20. It would make a great gift. As #49 said; In times of frustration with a celeb or politician I would definitely use it more often. The TP would have to keep up with the times so that whenever a new celebretard started to piss me off I could give their TP a whirl, or a wipe I should say. I really think it should be expanded as a celebrity and politician toilet paper because there are so many fucktards whose faces need to meet my ass and it’s lovely corny poo and I think many people would feel the same way.
Honestly I think this would work well as a an online store and then more I hate celebrity type items could be developed. Just don’t sink your lifesavings into it because life’s a bitch and you never know. I say go on American Inventor and get yourself some free publicity. I doubt they would consider it an actual invention but because it’s funny they may put you on TV and you’d get to piss off that arrogant British asshole. “So you’ve invented toilet paper with pictures of celebrities on it” and then you could say “ya and I’ll gladly make one of you even though you aren’t famous…DOUCHE.” Snuty bastard.
Hey, contact Donald trump and say you want to make Rosie O’Donnell TP he would so buy that shit for life and maybe loan you the start up cash. That being said you could also make custom TP which would be great. People could get TP of their exes or their exes ex and business rivals, sports teams the sky is the limit. I’m sharing these ideas because I have other dreams and I’m happy to encourage someone else. I guarantee if I see celeb TP I WILL buy it.
If this ever works out definitely spread the word on sites like this one. I think it’s honestly a great way for people to get out their frustrations in a gentle, non abrasive manner. Ha ha … I love puns.
Okay good luck Whitegold.
Youcandoit!
P.S. Just remember if you get rich and even famous don’t be like these douchebags pay it forward and live with modesty and dignity. There’s an encyclopedia full of under funded charities and a world full of suffering. That’s why I hate these celeb ass trolls so much. They live luxurious lives in mansions while the world is filled with so much poverty and need. The rich and famous must be brought down a notch, it can be done, one wipe at a time.
Oh my fuck that was way longer than I thought.
Bah, just like my last bathroom drop off!
i agree with whitegold- it would be fun to have her eat shit.
The reflection on the car in picture #5 is priceless.
I find amusement from the littlest things.
This bitch will do anything for a little attention. ALL she’s doing is trying to wear her shit so that OTHER people will want it TOO and go out like a damn dummy and BUY the shit. I wish this nasty assed, Herpes Simplex 10 having, useless bitch would just fall off the face of the planet already. And she better not fuck around and get any of that dye on her hootch, that shit might make those herpes bumps swell up like a summer raspberry.
She is such a self-absorbed super whore! I like the TP idea!!!
She looks better on that t-shirt than in real life…
The design for that shirt is the worst. It reminds me of a hideous myspace page. This is why just anyone shouldn’t be able to design stuff. Maybe I should stat a new business design for paris I’ll fix what paris screws up.
hmm, this also has an ironic side, wearing your own mediatic face and making fun about all the trouble around you. but I doubt that paris hilton could be so selfironic…
She is sooo dam retarded that she has to prove herself by wearing a t-shirt with her ugly face on it…she’s really thinks she’s beeter than everyone else cause look at the way she acts when her pic is being taken..she acts like a hooker…i really hate this bitch!
i like its