Like Pearl Harbor with herpes…

Someone thought it’d be a great idea to invite Paris Hilton to the USO’s Swinging Salute to the Troops last night because that’s exactly what our brave men and women want to see they’re laying their lives down for. Couldn’t they have just shown the BP oil spill or millions of people unemployed so giant financial corporations can pay out bonuses with taxpayer money? You know, something that doesn’t immediately make them want to join Al Qaeda like I just did. (Carpool, anyone?)

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