Paris Hilton wants you to see her ‘breasts’

December 29th, 2008 // 103 Comments

With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this isn’t going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany’s washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it’s Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY?

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  1. João

    hmm her boobs are very little
    she have to do something hehe
    If she wants, i do her a child, that’s more funny than a O.P
    call me babe

  2. Bob

    Hey, the Full Size button doesn’t work on these pages! Oh. I guess it was. Never mind.

  3. This bitch is so obsessed with herself that she really is a threat to himself, what is wrong with you these worthless pieces of shit who idolize
    What is wrong with this country as the Americans so stupid they think the actor is a hero and model,
    What a bunch of losers

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