With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this isn’t going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany’s washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it’s Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY?
Paris Hilton wants you to see her ‘breasts’
December 29th, 2008 // 103 Comments
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