Paris Hilton wants you to see her ‘breasts’

December 29th, 2008 // 103 Comments

With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this isn’t going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany’s washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it’s Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY?

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  29. TRUTH

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  30. TRUTH

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  31. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  32. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  33. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  34. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  35. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  36. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  37. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  38. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  39. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.

  40. TRUTH

    IGNORE MY PREVIOUS POSTS. IT FELT SO GOOD TO BE RAMMED IN THE ASS BY A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE, THAT I FORGOT TO TAKE MY ELBOW OFF THE ENTER KEY.

  41. Notice

    Guilty of all those federal crimes without a trial? OK chicken little, time for your meds and nite nite little shitstain.

    You sound about as convincing as religious fruitcakes who call their beliefs “truth” when none of it has ever been proven true. I bet you also fall for conspiracy theories and religious sales pitches.

    Go away.

  42. IWONKY

    #’s 37 through 90……………..What?

  43. Where? What breasts?

  44. Mack

    WTF?? Everyone says they’re pancakes, or “it’s a uniboob!” No, that’s just one flat little pancake sitting upon her poor excuse for a chest.

  45. Mack

    WTF?? Everyone says they’re pancakes, or “it’s a uniboob!” No, that’s just one flat little pancake sitting upon her poor excuse for a chest.

  46. Mack

    WTF?? Everyone says they’re pancakes, or “it’s a uniboob!” No, that’s just one flat little pancake sitting upon her poor excuse for a chest.

  47. surgerylass

    Anyone notice that her small breasts seems to have grown together like a like an ameoba? However small, those must be implants to have no breast bone showing and not wearing a bra. Strangest look for small chested.

  48. niki

    why does she even cover them up anymore? we’ve ALL seen them already….a few times, actually. who knows.

  49. Kaylee

    Is it me or do her feet look HUGE?

  50. What's Wrong...

    …with her titties? Are they actually CONNECTED? What is that bump in the middle? It’s like a surgeon put one of those eye beauty pads under her skin and forgot to take it out after he finished the implants. Ewwww!!! All that money, and all of it just wasted on a bitch like this….

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