With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this isn’t going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany’s washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it’s Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY?
Photos: Splash News
ei | December 29, 2008 at 12:42 pm
those glasses are soooo ’06
Mini Cantrell | December 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm
hahaha First but who cares
Mini Cantrell | December 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm
hahaha First but who cares
gerard Vandenberg | December 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm
BUY SOME DIVING-GOGGLES.
……………….WHO KNOWS?
bretster | December 29, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Anybody notice her friend has bigger tits than Paris? Or, any 14 year old has bigger tits than Paris?
Paris | December 29, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Oh, poopy.. why did I pose next to this mannequin? It’s breasts are bigger than mine and it even has normal size feet. I hate mannequins! I hate mannequins! I sure hope that pap doesn’t … ‘SNAP’ … damn you. OK, make it look like I don’t notice. Picture face, Paris, picture face.
JoeSchmoe | December 29, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Why do her boobs look like uniboob in that first picture? They look like they are connected in the middle, like Pamela Anderson’s, except Paris has the flattest pancakes for breasts ever.
She looks like a man…narrow hips, flat butt, tiny pecs, wide shoulders. Maybe she is a hermaphrodyte?
Frosh@BikiniBeat | December 29, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.
Frosh@BikiniBeat | December 29, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.
Frosh@BikiniBeat | December 29, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.
Leila | December 29, 2008 at 1:32 pm
What’s with that stupid comb?!, no you don’t look trendy, no you don’t look cute, you look plain dumb.
Sassy Cassie would have been a better BFF, shame the hordes of voters ended up disqualifying her.
Anyway, real friends wouldn’t let each other go out looking like that.
crabby old guy | December 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Well, Paris, I’d love to see your breasts.
How about we do it like this: Your lifeless naked body lying on an autopsy table just as the coroner guides his blade into you. I’ll even take pictures.
Sound fun? Let’s do it ASAP BFF!
Jay | December 29, 2008 at 1:37 pm
What breasts?
At least they won’t have far to fall when she turns 50.
jaime | December 29, 2008 at 1:37 pm
the title should read “Paris Hilton wants you to see her ‘breasts’. AGAIN.”
adam | December 29, 2008 at 1:40 pm
FFS look at those hands !! ugh
Obama the Messiah | December 29, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Brittany Flickinger has nice looking tits. I wouldn’t mind seeing hers.
bogman | December 29, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!
http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
bogman | December 29, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!
http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
Pathetic Worm | December 29, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I want to see her crying in the back seat of a police car. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
lou | December 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm
This bitch is so obsessed with herself that she actually poses for herself, What is wrong with you people to idolize these worthless pieces of shit
That’s what is wrong with this country as americans are so stupid they think that actors and models are heroes,
what a bunch of losers
chickdowntown | December 29, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I’ve got chicken fillets in my fridge that would be confused for ‘breasts’ before those would be.
Natural 34c in So. California | December 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
If I were flat chested like Paris then I would wear spaghetti strap tops and dresses too.
Mike Roskopic | December 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
What breasts?
Tehani | December 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
To JoeSchmoe: Uniboob is right! I was wondering what to call that strange looking thing across her chest. I wonder if she paid to get that done…..
aliknievel | December 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
LEAVE PARIS ALONE, She’s really sexy if you’re into cartoon bestiality. Oh, Tweety Bird McManhands why can’t I quite you!
grobpilot | December 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Fucking brain-dead pseudo-celebrities. Can’t they do anything more with their fingers than make a fucking peace sign whenever a camera is pointed at them?
Are they really that dedicated to world peace or are they indicating that they are insatiably ravenous rug-munching dykes? I think the latter is more likely.
Kellie | December 29, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Uniboob much? Paris, what the hell is wrong with your tits?
bop | December 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
these half people are worthless
why couldn’t they have died instead of heath ledger. really, they deserve it/
Ashton Moore | December 29, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I would suck on those pert little nubbins till I struck oil.
Melbournedoesn'tcare | December 29, 2008 at 5:10 pm
She looks really good- toned and healthy- But she has no reason for existence, she doesn’t add to the world and therefore she should just be quiet and leave the public areana. Some dumbass in Melbourne has paid her a fortune to come over here and annoy the rest of us..leave her in the states as noone in Australia likes you!
Narcissist | December 29, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Want’s us to see them but we just can’t.
Lanna | December 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm
But the herpes isn’t far behind……
NastyBedazzler | December 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I accidentally saw the finale of My New BFF and before it finished I had clawed out both of my eyes and choked my girlfriend to death for putting it on. I still am not even sure if death was harsh enough. Hopefully I spleeld all this rite because I can’t see
NastyBedazzler | December 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm
#30: Dude, nobody in the US wants her either, fuck that.
deka | December 29, 2008 at 7:01 pm
i feel bad for people with small tits
thatshideous.com
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
IM A WORTHLESS SACK OF ASS VOMIT. I SAY RACIST SHIT SHIT CUZ IM JEALOUS, SOMEONE SHOULD STOMP THE MASS OF PIG SHIT I CALL MY
BRAIN OUT OF MY RACIST FAT HEAD, I SHOULD DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I DIE FACE DOWN IN A SEPTIC TANK, IM A SAD, FAT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF
HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
TRUTH | December 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.
TRUTH | December 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.
TRUTH | December 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.
TRUTH | December 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.
TRUTH | December 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:47 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.
REALITY | December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN COMMITED BY PARIS HILTON.