Paris Hilton wants you to see her ‘breasts’

December 29th, 2008 // 103 Comments

With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this isn’t going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany’s washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it’s Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. ei

    those glasses are soooo ’06

  2. Mini Cantrell

    hahaha First but who cares

  3. Mini Cantrell

    hahaha First but who cares

  4. BUY SOME DIVING-GOGGLES.
    ……………….WHO KNOWS?

  5. bretster

    Anybody notice her friend has bigger tits than Paris? Or, any 14 year old has bigger tits than Paris?

  6. Paris

    Oh, poopy.. why did I pose next to this mannequin? It’s breasts are bigger than mine and it even has normal size feet. I hate mannequins! I hate mannequins! I sure hope that pap doesn’t … ‘SNAP’ … damn you. OK, make it look like I don’t notice. Picture face, Paris, picture face.

  7. JoeSchmoe

    Why do her boobs look like uniboob in that first picture? They look like they are connected in the middle, like Pamela Anderson’s, except Paris has the flattest pancakes for breasts ever.

    She looks like a man…narrow hips, flat butt, tiny pecs, wide shoulders. Maybe she is a hermaphrodyte?

  8. Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.

  9. Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.

  10. Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.

  11. Leila

    What’s with that stupid comb?!, no you don’t look trendy, no you don’t look cute, you look plain dumb.
    Sassy Cassie would have been a better BFF, shame the hordes of voters ended up disqualifying her.
    Anyway, real friends wouldn’t let each other go out looking like that.

  12. crabby old guy

    Well, Paris, I’d love to see your breasts.

    How about we do it like this: Your lifeless naked body lying on an autopsy table just as the coroner guides his blade into you. I’ll even take pictures.

    Sound fun? Let’s do it ASAP BFF!

  13. Jay

    What breasts?
    At least they won’t have far to fall when she turns 50.

  14. jaime

    the title should read “Paris Hilton wants you to see her ‘breasts’. AGAIN.”

  15. adam

    FFS look at those hands !! ugh

  16. Obama the Messiah

    Brittany Flickinger has nice looking tits. I wouldn’t mind seeing hers.

  17. Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!

    http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com

  18. Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!

    http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com

  19. Pathetic Worm

    I want to see her crying in the back seat of a police car. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

  20. lou

    This bitch is so obsessed with herself that she actually poses for herself, What is wrong with you people to idolize these worthless pieces of shit
    That’s what is wrong with this country as americans are so stupid they think that actors and models are heroes,
    what a bunch of losers

  21. chickdowntown

    I’ve got chicken fillets in my fridge that would be confused for ‘breasts’ before those would be.

  22. Natural 34c in So. California

    If I were flat chested like Paris then I would wear spaghetti strap tops and dresses too.

  23. Mike Roskopic

    What breasts?

  24. Tehani

    To JoeSchmoe: Uniboob is right! I was wondering what to call that strange looking thing across her chest. I wonder if she paid to get that done…..

  25. aliknievel

    LEAVE PARIS ALONE, She’s really sexy if you’re into cartoon bestiality. Oh, Tweety Bird McManhands why can’t I quite you!

  26. grobpilot

    Fucking brain-dead pseudo-celebrities. Can’t they do anything more with their fingers than make a fucking peace sign whenever a camera is pointed at them?

    Are they really that dedicated to world peace or are they indicating that they are insatiably ravenous rug-munching dykes? I think the latter is more likely.

  27. Kellie

    Uniboob much? Paris, what the hell is wrong with your tits?

  28. bop

    these half people are worthless

    why couldn’t they have died instead of heath ledger. really, they deserve it/

  29. Ashton Moore

    I would suck on those pert little nubbins till I struck oil.

  30. Melbournedoesn'tcare

    She looks really good- toned and healthy- But she has no reason for existence, she doesn’t add to the world and therefore she should just be quiet and leave the public areana. Some dumbass in Melbourne has paid her a fortune to come over here and annoy the rest of us..leave her in the states as noone in Australia likes you!

  31. Want’s us to see them but we just can’t.

  32. Lanna

    But the herpes isn’t far behind……

  33. NastyBedazzler

    I accidentally saw the finale of My New BFF and before it finished I had clawed out both of my eyes and choked my girlfriend to death for putting it on. I still am not even sure if death was harsh enough. Hopefully I spleeld all this rite because I can’t see

  34. NastyBedazzler

    #30: Dude, nobody in the US wants her either, fuck that.

  35. i feel bad for people with small tits
    thatshideous.com

  36. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    IM A WORTHLESS SACK OF ASS VOMIT. I SAY RACIST SHIT SHIT CUZ IM JEALOUS, SOMEONE SHOULD STOMP THE MASS OF PIG SHIT I CALL MY
    BRAIN OUT OF MY RACIST FAT HEAD, I SHOULD DRINK BLEACH UNTIL I DIE FACE DOWN IN A SEPTIC TANK, IM A SAD, FAT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF
    HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
    THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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