Paris Hilton wants to reproduce

hey if anorexic heroin addict like Nicole Ritchie can have a baby why can’t the queen of herpes have one too?

God help any poor innocent child that would end up with her as a parent. If Paris spawned it will be the end of civilisation.

OH FOR GOD SAKE …….PLEASE SPAY HER RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pregnancy is sooo “IN” right now! It is almost as hot as DUI’s,rehab, and prison time! Can you imagine the fetal alcohol syndrome that will be rampant in few months!?

Kill her now, please.

I think this is a good sign, perhaps she gets a glimpse of the real world that way and instantly hangs herself.

Suicide isn’t funny 101!

Cartoon character? YOU PARIS, created that cartoon character with your horrid behavior.

And the only reason you want kids is because your skanky friend Nicole is knocked up.

To be a parent, you should have to be more than a child yourself.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone has a big enough semen collection to reproduce it would be this cum bucket….

so hows the lucky ‘guy’ going to be? my money is on k-fed!

oh. im 104?shit!

YOU FUCKIN DUMB ASS RETARDED MULE’S ASSES STOP SCREAMIN THAT BORRING SHIT ALREADY N GROW THA MOTHERFUCKIN FUCK UP.

doh` i meant: WHOs the lucky ‘guy’ going to be…

I’ll bang.

Things to do tomorrow:

Sell Paris a lifetime supply of the-morning-after pill and tell her they are prenatal vitamins (or Vicodin).

I didn’t know transvestites could reproduce.

Wow.

The only thing she has going for her is that she could provide FINANCIALLY for a child. Other than that, that child is going to be fucked UP. Unless she surprises us all.

Which she won’t.

i just punched myself in the uterus for that one because i was so blinded by rage that i lost all sense of who’s uterus was whos… and now i’m in pain. thanks a lot.

please please do NOT post anything about lindsay lohan… i can not handle it. give me at LEAST 2 or 3 days… minimum…

haha so funny i recon this slut should neck herself only reson she wants a kid is to get back in to her grandaddys will hahaha silly fcuk i wish there where pics of her in prison cuz i would throw darts at this silly toe rag if i ever meet her

#114 – I reckin’ yur a tard of sum sort?

She needs to be neutered for the good of humanity.

Nicole even more so.

She thinks she’s so hot, but she is so repulsive. And a joke to most of America. Can’t we ship her off to England or something? She’s such an air head she probably wouldn’t even know the difference. She’d be too busy looking in the fricken mirror nonstop.

It’s ALRIGHT her herpies&vd has made her infertile
OH GOD !!!!!!!!!-she has $ she could adopt

#113… ME TOO!

God this bitch is so predictable and full of shit I’ve about had it! Time to get drunk!

I’d jerk into a jar and send it to her. Be nice to have a few of her dollars.

finally!!! she realized about being a mom!!! she will be a great mom!!!! luv ya paris !!!!!!!

123: YGBSM

those people who are posting negative comments are the same one who would, beg paris to take a pic,, if they see her!!!!

This has got to be a joke right. This bitch is soooo selfish that her kids wouldn’t have a pray of getting any attention from her. She’d be in the mirror telling herself how great she!!!

Why the fuck is this still here?

@124
Of course I suck.

This quote is from Kelly Osbourne…………

“It baffles me. I can’t even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don’t understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend.”

“It’s a bit sickening, but that’s how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they’d rather show their vaginas to the world.”

Question:

Who would be the worst parent? Buttney, Nicole Itchy or Paris?

Mom’s party too! In fact, it’s good to keep your identity and social life when you have kids or you go NuTz. Yay for babies!

#34 halle b save us SHE IS A DRUNK DRIVER ..self absorbed am i black or white hoe oh yeah when i win an award i’m sooblack when i procreate i’m so white
PUKE

black stubble pits ..she’ so done.
she dances like a stupid drunk white whore

@127
I heard trough the grapevine well too.

Surprised no one made comments about the little “signage”

All respects to you guys..

Paris is just plain stupid.

No more needs to be said.

I believe Paris should get off her partying ass and build that half-way house or center for women who just got out of jail and have no place to go. I thought she was going to do that SOON – well???? We’re still waiting for “you to do good” Paris – with your millions, you could use just one million to build this facility and take donations from your millionaire friends to keep it operational. Think about this!!!

Monkey see monkey do. If she wasn’t a cartoon character, she’d stop trying to jump on the baby bandwagon, like all the other fucking ankle-biters.

Only good thing I’ll say is her hair looks SOOOO much better short without those “nappy-assed weaves.” Then again we can’t all have lush, long, gorgeous, wavy locks, comme moi. (Val swishes head and hair around, like a poser)

125

Include yourself in that group and go smoke a pole, asshole. Get off the site you sycophant (I love that word!)

is she making out with her own sister? wtf honestly

well yeah wat could ii say i loove pariis && ii respect her DECISIONS… liike who giives @ fuck of wat ppll say… shiit ii dnt.. so liike ii was saying let her do her thiing!!!… ~… :)

she looks hot as hell in these pics! Still no trouble here she’s with her big sis.

no! stop her! there are enough shitty parents out there as it is!

look at the last pic.she’s flashing her pits with hair growing on em.sexXXy

Cunt

Oh, it gets better! She wants to name her first born son LONDON! No, not after the city, but after a pet cat she had when she was younger. Is it too late for someone to perform Type III female circumcision on her?

as long as your not 400lbs…any body size can have a baby… how is working her already thin body out make her ready?