Paris Hilton posted a message on her MySpace pleading with people to sign a petition directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to get her pardoned from her jail sentence. She writes (and this is her spelling):
“My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”
Is there anybody in the world who actually supports Paris Hilton? In anything? She could ask me to sign a petition to cure cancer, and the very fact that it’s her asking would make me not want do it. And I’d compare her spelling to Lindsay Lohan, but sadly this is still better. If Lindsay had written the message it’d be written on her computer monitor with marker and say something like: “Sine pitishin adequit!!!”
Maybe she just can’t type.
THANK YOU – FINALLY SOMETHING NEW!
Why it had to be about Paris and some fucked up worthless petition is beyond me.
I’m gonna spam the shit out of it. Use a name like “UGOTWHAT UDESERVEDBITCH!” or stuff like that.
So the Superficial fatihful wait all morning for this piece of fluff. There is a whole big blogging world out there just waiting to be taken. You people have this to comment on.
SUCKERS
FUCK YOU PARIS
I can just picture her new publicist handing her a puppy and telling her to look like a contrite little girl. It’s still not gonna buy you any sympathy, honey.
@2 anyting is better than that cat fight on the Jessica post
i’m utterly amazed that she knows who the governor of california is. Perhaps she feels they are on equal footing, both of them being movie stars and all.
HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! I LOVE WHAT THE NY TIMES WROTE:
“Meanwhile yesterday, Paris’ publicist and fall guy, Elliot Mintz – whom she axed after he testified he told the HEIRHEAD her license was suspended for 30 days instead of four months – vowed he would do anything to win her back.”
HEIRHEAD!!! I GOTTA CHECK THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR THAT ONE! AWESOME!!
I’m surprised she knew how to spell petition!!!
#7 – Paris is a movie star? Is that in her mind, or yours?
Please say “her mind” p0nk, or I’ll lose all respect for you.
I just can’t help but reflect on the video where she and her sister are at a party and they are making fun of jews and blacks. I believe one of her words was “Hey look at us, we are like two nig****.” Then she breaks off into a stupid rap about jewish people.
Well I hope she enjoys her nig*** experience and enjoys jail. Guess dreams do come true for racist aholes.
Or knows what a petition IS
She could ask me to sign a petition to cure cancer, and the very fact that it’s her asking would make me not want do it. SOMEONE forgot a word in there!!!!
WOOHOO! NEW POST! i wonder if she’s gonna try to take Tinkerbell to jail with her….poor little puppy’s gonna get ass reamed….
#10 i was being sarcastic.
I am just wanting to see the bitch get gang raped by a bunch of butch biker lesbos when she goes to jail. There is no way in hell I would sign that petition
how can I start a petition to increase her sentence to life in prison?
She probably knows how to spell “sign.” The “G” and the “H” are right next to each other on the keyboard. She probably just hit the wrong key and didn’t notice.
18: defending Paris? I dont think that’s allowed on this site.
Paris…if you’re reading this
For once in your life you are going to have to listen to authority, be held accountable for your actions and face the fact that the world does NOT revolve around you! None of your friends, your smiles and giggles, your parents, or even your money can get you out of this! The only good thing this has brought is happiness to millions of people around the world who couldn’t wait for the day that KARMA kicked you in the teeth! You are spoiled and you don’t care about anyone’s feelings except you own. Through this whole thing you have been trying to “get off the hook”..not once have you ever said “This is a wake up call and I should have known better”..It all goes to show you what a terrible job your parents did at raising you. You would have had more morals about you and self worth if you were raised in a trailor somewhere to parents who worked hard for what they had instead if given everything in life!
I feel sorry for you… but not for going to jail…I feel sorry for you because you do not possess the ability to love someone more than yourself…and to have that ability is far greater than ANY amount of money you could ever have.
The end result….One day you will die surrounded by people who are grabbing at your money and fame..NOT people who truley loved you.
I’d laugh if Arnold gave her the death sentence.
I hope they televise it.
AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHERE THE CAPS KEY IS!!!!11!
Fishstick, Tinkerbell is DEAD…think she forgot to feed it or something…
45 days in prison. Without makeup. Cell phone. Car. Mcdonalds. Camera. She won’t survive.
Well said, #4!
My only concern here is….what’s going to happen to the dog?
I hope the other inmates are waiting for her with a sock full of pennies.
6
I love cats.
Tinkerbell NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
That goddamn dog was the brains of her whole operation!
#2 I think I’ll help you out with that.
Frist: hows life unemployed? are you stalking your old boss with a sackful of oranges? i hear those and telephone books dont leave marks….
I just heard she fired her new publicist because they told her that’s how you spell “sign”.
Well…it SUCKS, and no, not yet. He’s wise to the sack full of oranges thing, as I recommended we use that on one of our clients once, but telephone books? That might work…
#15 – thank p0nk. I was afraid for a moment that you got trolled.
This just in: Paris and Elliot are back together again
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/05/08/ap3697392.html
@26 so do I
LONG OVERDUE ..
they should have threw this clam in jail after that piece of shit cd she put out..
xoxo theredsnapper
Well my employer may be hiring soon, as Ive realized she/it doesnt pay me enough to pay my rent. Just make sure you like roaches, bad coffee, gangs in the area and of course, no A/C. weeee! lets sun off and start a Sarcastic Bitch Commune!
She can’t go to prison, she can’t wipe her ass by her own.
Here’s the link to the petition:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/
They do not do any authentication, so go & make up a fake name and E-Mail address, and have all the fun you want in the comments field.
The jail needs to rot with her in it!!
By signing the petition, you’re opening the fourth seal.
I’m assuming the ink won’t even be dry on that when the Ahnuld gives his “no”
To: Paris Hilton
From: The Rest of Us
Subject: You’re NOT Special
Time to pay the piper, asshole.
I may have to move to LA and smack a cop just so I can be in holding with her. C’mon, you know they’ll find out she’s a man there.
Paris could take the badass route; hold her hear up and take her sentence. This whiney shit only shows us just how spoiled a brat she is.
She is a circus freak. It’s not like she has a ton of adoring fans waiting in line to sihn her crappy petition anyways.
She should spread her crab infested crotch open for the papa-nazis & but they would have to promise to sihn the petition frist.
Since when can you petition out of jail sentence! Seriously can you do that in Cali? The bad news about the whole thing is they are going to segregate her from the general pop. If they didn’t I give her 4 minutes tops before she is shanked.
“As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!
Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.”
What a $#%@. Reading that petition makes me want to give her a life sentence. First off, I can give her a ton of examples where people have gone to jail for LESS than what she did. Second, it’s cute how she obviously OVERLOOKED the fact that even though other celebtities got away with it – that doesn’t make it right. She should feel LUCKY that she’s the first step stone towards changing the fact celebrities ought not get away with things like this. And I’m sure for her it’s a HUGE injustice that she has to be the one to “suffer” for this change. But let’s face it – in a perfect world ALL of those dipshits would’ve her served time. So, 1 dipshit in jail is better than 0.
What an utter farce this is. If Arnold lets her off I will completely lose faith in the system.
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Take a look at the actual petition! It is such bullshit. It has lines like these:
“She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”
“We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either.”
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It’s just a sihn of the times I tell ya…
Ok, I just made the mistake of clicking on her Myspace link and I am so completely disgusted at what her “fans” are posting about her on the petition. Especially the little 16 yr black girl, Simone, who is her “biggest fan” and even though when she saw the video of Paris saying the N word and was deeply hurt by it, she brushed it off because she didn’t want to let something “that small” change her mind about Paris, and since she’s a really good judge of character she knows that Paris is really a beautiful person inside and out.
::{blinks}:: You have GOT to be kidding me
Just look at all those people who sign the petition!!! How can there be people like that in this world? Oh, well, I think if Paris is from these world then anything is possible.
I guess the person who moderates her myspace doesn’t let bad comments to get posted.
On the other hand, is it possible for a governor to pardon illegal driving? I thought pardons were made for executions… I hope she’s being electrecuted if that’s so.
You guys are dumb. Your forgetting how many people she’s slept with. If they all signed the petition, she could become president.
Her fans are freaking morons! GOD! why do we tolerate this crap from people, all those people who are her “friends” on myspace should do the rest of the world a favor a just jump off a cliff.