Paris Hilton wants to be pardoned, can’t spell

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Paris Hilton posted a message on her MySpace pleading with people to sign a petition directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to get her pardoned from her jail sentence. She writes (and this is her spelling):

“My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”

Is there anybody in the world who actually supports Paris Hilton? In anything? She could ask me to sign a petition to cure cancer, and the very fact that it’s her asking would make me not want do it. And I’d compare her spelling to Lindsay Lohan, but sadly this is still better. If Lindsay had written the message it’d be written on her computer monitor with marker and say something like: “Sine pitishin adequit!!!”

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