Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with best friend Nicole Richie. The two would wed their respective hunchback Madden brothers Benji and Joel, according to Page Six:
Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.”
I don’t give a rat’s ass if this is a publicity stunt or not. I’m all for it. I mean, Jesus, talk about killing four birds with one stone/rocket launcher. *EEER-FOOSH* Oh my God, who shoots rockets at a wedding? *KABOOM* It must be that guy over there. The one who looks like Rambo crossed with Brad Pitt – and is holding a rocket launcher. *EEER-FOOSH* Why does he keep slathering his chest with shoe polish between shots? No one needs to be that sexy. *KABOOM* Aw, I’m Joel Madden and I’m totally dead.
*sigh* I love weddings.




































shoot me now, she looks really attractive
Does Wedding mean love?I hope she can own it as well as anyone else.InterRacialmatch.Com is a good place to make friends.Let’s rock!
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.
I wonder if she even knows that “BM” is commonly referred to as “bowel movement”
I love that a ‘friend’ leaked this stuff to the New York Post so Benji will run in the other direction.
Well played Nicole :)
What is that you say Fish…???
Paris wants a double-donging!
Hell…why doesn’t she get together with her “friend” Fat-Ass Kim…I’m sure Reggie Bush and a few of his homey’s from the hood will give her all the black double-donging she can handle…!!!
Just make sure you guys make a video of it though!
Hey! Check this out!!! Really worth seeing!
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Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Brandon M.Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony charges including the stalking of an Arlington,TX man named Brandon M.Witte age 31 and for causing Britney Spear’s “breakdown” in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Witte has posted the entire story on his Myspace profile and posted bulletins.
she’s actually HOT here. What happened?
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Paris Hilton Wants AlSilicaniAgent Hollywood BeverlyHills Agent Billionairefriends guy to Marry Her ASAP…………
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Thanks for the article and photo!
Oh. I know for one thing that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are best friends and cousins. About the picture: Is Paris the one who was wearing the black dress? She kinda looks Scarlett Johanssen.