Paris Hilton wants a cheetah

Paris Hilton recently visited South Africa with her boyfriend Benji Madden and was obsessed with the price of things. She even set her eyes on a certain jungle cat that she wanted to take home. NY Daily News reports:

A hotel spy tells us: “Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'”

Okay, usually when Paris Hilton does something my knee-jerk reaction is “Wow, what a fucking idiot.” This time, however, I couldn’t be more on board. Paris, get the cheetah. Seriously, anyone that tells you it will kill you is just fat, stupid and trying to steal your man. You should definitely bring one home and let it run around your house. And you know what else would be super hot? Tying a steak around your neck. That bitch Lindsay Lohan would be so jealous she’d pee herself. No fooling. She told me the other day then burnt me with her fire-crotch so you know it’s true. Need a lift to the butcher shop?

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