Like every good American should’ve done yesterday, Paris Hilton went to her county registrar in Norwalk to cast her vote. Although I’m not exactly sure why she’s being escorted by security. Is her vote really the vote we as America need to be protecting? I mean, yeah, a ballot with a drawing of a chihuahua wearing a crown and surrounded by floating hearts is important, but this is a bit much. A more appropriate response would’ve just been to point her to a bathroom stall and see if she noticed the difference.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
dave | November 5, 2008 at 1:56 pm
first change you can believe in, or scabies in her case
??? | November 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Why in hell does she keep walking with her hand on her hip like that? She did the same thing on Letterman.
bar room hero | November 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm
scabies…I think you mean herpies
HEYE | November 5, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I know Paris Hilton voted for Obama!! LOL~
and I ever heard rumors from a quite reliable source that she is seeking hot guys
@___ M a t c h R i c h.C o M___the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? hoohoo
Ducatimike | November 5, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Yawn. Next?
SouAS | November 5, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I know Paris Hilton voted for Obama!! LOL~
and I ever heard rumors from a quite reliable source that she is seeking hot guys @___ M a t c h R i c h.C o M___the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? hoohoo
veggi | November 5, 2008 at 2:02 pm
holding the flare up at bay??
Ted from LA | November 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Speaking of the election. The strangest thing to me about the election was that Mitt Romney won Iowa, a place where you need to go door-to-door to meet and talk to people. On second thought…
Vince Lombardi | November 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
That’s not a security detail. That’s her reading tutor. You don’t expect her to actually READ a ballot by herself, do you? Her driver told her he was taking her to the polls and she had him stop at every strip club and barber shop between her cave and the voting booth.
Max Planck | November 5, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Did she fill it out in crayon?
Sport | November 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm
She is more tiring than the Hills fags.
binks | November 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Am I remembering wrong? Wasn’t she convicted of a felony? If so, she can’t vote…jus’ sayin’
veggi | November 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Paris voted ‘most likely to have vagina fall off’
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CaptainMorgan | November 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Were the cops arresting her or keeping the general public away from her to prevent her spreading her diseases? I thought they’d be wearing HAZMAT suits and stuff. She’s toxic….she DOES put underwear on in the morning but are eroded away by her fire crotch. YUK!
dork | November 5, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I loved her in Zoolander!!
I think she was confused and voted herself best costume for being the sluttiest maid.
mok | November 5, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Wow, she’s looking older and sadder.
I’d stil drill her like Anwar, though.
havoc | November 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I wonder if she voted for the colored guy?
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Jimbo | November 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Where is the story about Richard Simmons voting. I am sure that would be very interesting. Who gives a shit about these dumb bitches voting. Now if you have pictures of them voting naked, that is worth posting..
paolo maldini | November 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm
if anyone has any doubt how Obama got elected, just look at this disease infected dolt. We all know the negroes and non working people vote for Obama, but its stupid white people like this that vote for Obama because they think its the “hot” thing to do that pushed him over the top. Just like her dog did in that Southpark cartoon, we just committed suicide as a nation and looking at her says all you need to know.
lp | November 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm
i am embarrassed to say that i know why this is a big deal and that’s because during the vote or die campaign she was never registered to begin with if you remember (and i mean really, who would?) and i guess this is her way of making sure the paris parade arrived prompt and ready to elect.
Dandy Mandy | November 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm
What in the hell is she wearing? She’s starting to look like a little girl playing dress-up at this point. I guess she was trying to look ‘business-y’
paolo maldini | November 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm
In conclusion, wa waaa waaaaah!!! WAAAA! WAAAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!
Doctor Girlfriend | November 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Fortunately, someone has explained to her that’s all she got to do: http://tinyurl.com/5lv5x5
Lola | November 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm
And now if she’d only listen to what everyone is telling her and just DIE!!!!
Die bitch DIE already…. Worthless wonky eyed biatch
pistola | November 5, 2008 at 3:46 pm
why is she dressed as a pilgrim?
dude | November 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Lol yeah point her to a bathroom and tell her to do her civic doody :)
Ted Mosby | November 5, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I heard she tried to jerk the lever instead of pulling it across.
Taylor | November 5, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Hey no mocking of the Pilgrims. They were hard working people unlike this sorry excuse for a Woman. Who ever asked “why does she have her hand on her hip?” … It’s her Model Pose~~~ duh.
byakuu | November 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Dumb fuck whore!
byakuu | November 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Dumb fuck whore!
Sean P | November 5, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Norwalk? Paris voted in Norwalk? Are you sure about that?
Seriously, Norwalk is the armpit of southeastern LA County (an area not known for its lack of scummy neighborhoods). And it isn’t anywhere near the privileged enclaves of Brentwood, Westwood, Santa Monica, Beverly Hills or the Pallisades. She shouldn’t even be voting there unless she lived there. And, again, why would anyone as rich as Paris choose to live in Norwalk.
GRS | November 5, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I’m sure I’m not the only one who just wants this hag to go away.
Gio | November 5, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Hate to be the person that used the same booth after her. Might catch the super fukin stupid disease. Much worse than sex disease as it makes your mind atrophy daily. Get to the point that you don’t know what a Walmart is.
anonymous | November 5, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Can she even read,she is so brain-dead she just needs to give it up!!! Body guards please,get over yourself!!!
gerard Vandenberg | November 6, 2008 at 12:04 am
They had a special entrance for “BIGFOOTS”, folks!!
Grumpus | November 6, 2008 at 12:04 am
At least she remembered her voting bib.
jim | November 6, 2008 at 2:37 am
yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i love her very much , and i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on http://www.bigbisexual.com , yeah that’s really great ..
Yasir Khan | November 6, 2008 at 3:46 am
It is amazing to see Paris Hilton have a lot of both haters and fans
1moreidiotintheworld | November 6, 2008 at 5:59 am
You seriously can’t tell me that dumb cunt was actually there to vote…. she just went out to find a camera to reinforce to the world what a fake and sluttty whore she is. She probably stood at the voting booth posing for the cameras and scanning the crowd for potential coke dealers, then turned in an empty ballot.
A True Fan | November 6, 2008 at 10:53 am
Just look at that lead photo-she is SO beautiful, the idolatry heaped upon her (deservedly so I might add) is precisely why the terrorists hate us.
I myself, am smitten with her-she is SO dreamy!
parisishotinhertux | November 6, 2008 at 11:10 am
@12 – since when can felons vote? since her parents have more money than God I guess
@19 – agreed, however her parents are big-time republicans, so who knows if she voted obama.
@26 – “civil”. It’s not a Honda.
el es | November 6, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Pretty cool.
sm | November 6, 2008 at 8:39 pm
nice shiny tights grandma
F-Obama | November 7, 2008 at 12:19 am
I vote for her to suck my cock