Paris Hilton voted
Like every good American should’ve done yesterday, Paris Hilton went to her county registrar in Norwalk to cast her vote. Although I’m not exactly sure why she’s being escorted by security. Is her vote really the vote we as America need to be protecting? I mean, yeah, a ballot with a drawing of a chihuahua wearing a crown and surrounded by floating hearts is important, but this is a bit much. A more appropriate response would’ve just been to point her to a bathroom stall and see if she noticed the difference.