Paris Hilton stopped by The Gold Coast Hospital in Queensland, Australia this morning to cheer up some sick children, and Sweet Christ, you gotta be kidding me? Paris Hilton and terminally ill children? Last time I checked, making a child’s catheter burst into flames with your mere presence doesn’t exactly fill them with with the will to live. Did hospital administrators have to choose between Paris or letting the kids play with raw sewage? Because they probably could’ve done a bit more soul-searching on this one. Then again, that’s just me and my experience watching ER the night I couldn’t find the remote.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.
PARIS HILTON: DID YOU NOT THINK THAT BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE WERE HUMAN BEINGS. DID YOU NOT THINK THAT GOD WAS WATCHING YOU?
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR THE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES THAT YOU HAVE COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.
NICKY HILTON IS ALSO GUILTY OF FEDEARAL CRIME IN THAT SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO PROTECT HER SISTER PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION WHILE PRETENDING TO BE HER “REAL BFF” AS SHE WAS QUOTED RECENTLY WHILE ATTACKING BRITTANY FLICKENGER.
NICKY HILTON SHOULD HAVE WALKED AWAY FROM PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON BUT DID NOT.
IT IS MORE THAN LIKELY THAT IT WAS NICKY HILTON WHO GAVE PARIS HILTON THE BLACK EYE IN LATE DECEMBER 2007 DAYS AFTER THE HILTON GRANDFATHER CUT OFF NEARLY ALL OF THE ORIGINAL INHERITANCES ON CHRISTMAS DAY 2007.
NICKY HILTON STAYED FAR AWAY FROM HER SISTER PARIS HILTON AND EVEN DID NOT SHOW UP AT THE “HILTON MOTHER’S DAY” SEGMENT SHOWN ON THE SHOW “EXTRA.”
HOWEVER, LATER ON DURING THE MONTH OF MAY 2008 NICKY HILTON WAS RIGHT BACK AT HER SISTER PARIS HILTON’S SIDE AFTER HER FATHER RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY.
THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY WHEN THE HILTON FAMILY SAT NICKY HILTON DOWN AND EXPLAINED TO HER THAT HER SISTER PARIS HILTON WAS FACING POSSIBLE LIFE IMPRISONMENT FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.
THE LAST PERSON I WOULD WANT TO SEE IF I WAS SICK IS PARIS HILTON. SPOILED BRAT DOESN’T HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD. OH THAT’S GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.