Paris Hilton visits sick kids at the hospital (Best idea EVER)

January 2nd, 2009 // 67 Comments

Paris Hilton stopped by The Gold Coast Hospital in Queensland, Australia this morning to cheer up some sick children, and Sweet Christ, you gotta be kidding me? Paris Hilton and terminally ill children? Last time I checked, making a child’s catheter burst into flames with your mere presence doesn’t exactly fill them with with the will to live. Did hospital administrators have to choose between Paris or letting the kids play with raw sewage? Because they probably could’ve done a bit more soul-searching on this one. Then again, that’s just me and my experience watching ER the night I couldn’t find the remote.

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  1. G

    Must be cold in Australia…NIPS!

  2. Liz

    she apparently doesn’t believe in wearing a bra when visiting with small children…

  3. Regan

    that’s so disgusting, if you’re gonna attempt to do a good deed, do it properly! wear something a little more classy.

    …hah! who am i kidding, paris hilton, classy?! hahaha!

  4. Yeah, way to cheer up the dying kids. Bring in the walking fucking dead. Why oh why do people still care about her? I wish my mommy and daddy’s money made one tenth as relevant as this ugly bitch.

  5. chickdowntown

    I think Paris was sent there to give those poor, sickened kids some hope. Yes, she can certainly identify with catching so many diseases and yet doing so well for herself! I’m sure the kids’ faces perk up with delight as she tells her tales of catching one STD after another and all she’s got to do is take mommy & daddy’s credit card to make all her problems go away! Yes, children, you too can look forward to such great things to come in your life!

    Why does Paris need a bra? Her BFF looks absolutely thrilled to be visiting the hospital with Paris! Awwww..

  6. Yeah, way to cheer up the dying kids. Bring in the walking fucking dead. Why oh why do people still care about her? I wish my mommy and daddy’s money made one tenth as relevant as this ugly bitch.

  7. chewgees

    It would have been funny to have been in those kids rooms when they turned to their parents and asked “Who the fuck was that?”

  8. Cartman

    I’m guessing she got a Valtrex refill while she was there…

  9. I cant goof on paris she laughing all the way to the bank,,,who are these A-holes paying this girl an extravagant amount of cash to do appearances…

  10. I love this Girl!!!

  11. i like here but u must change a colors. Thanks…
    I love this girl :)))

  12. Aquila

    The kids will all be healed after that, because they’ll be afraid, that if they stay in the hospital, Paris Hilton might will come there again.

  13. Jaiq

    Cheap looking whore.

  14. James

    She’s rancid, and it is just a publicity stunt, but I suppose it’s still sort of somewhat nice of her to try to do something for others. I’m not sure if the kids were actually happy to see her, of course, but if they were, then I guess fair play to Paris Hilton this time around. I know, I know, that’s a big “if”.

  15. Tom S.

    Its a great idea. Perhaps the terminally ill children will find it easier to accept their fate now.

  16. Claudia

    How inappropriate to send someone who doesn’t give a flying rats ass about anyone but herself and who does it so she can get exposure and increase her going-rate…. What kind of a media-crazed idot thought of this????

    Gary Coleman would have been a better candidate!

  17. Now the kids battling luekemia, and other potentially terminal illnesses will be exposed to ghonnaherpacyphillaids…. how sweet.

  18. Delgo

    What’s she doing with Bristol Palin?

  19. starship

    It seems Paris thought that showing sick children her nipples would make them happy. Hmmmmm

  20. Jenny

    The suicide rate for nine year olds in that hospital just spiked. Why not just deny those children their pain meds instead? Seems like a more pleasant way of spending the day.

  21. Mama Pinkus

    I’m giving her points; I don’t believe Ms. Hilton is a hideously bad person, just a very spoiled gal.

  22. Jamie's Uterus

    Haven’t these children suffered enough? Can their little immune systems combat the unknown airborne STDs that Paris radiates? Will these children be the next group of Patient Zeros? Oh, the humanity of it all!

    Remember when that disgusting vile pig J-Lo did this type of pathetic stunt? It was a disaster and did nothing to help her poor (very real) image.

    Love,
    Jamie’s Uterus

  23. No Way Jose

    I wouldn’t mind ejaculating on her hard nipples followed by shitting in her mouth and pissing in her anus.

  24. prideofchucky

    It’s a good deed. Come on people/thesuperficial. Give this girl a fucking pass already.

  25. Balack Obama

    I love those perky little nips with those hot little titties she has. She gives me a stiffy.

  26. the big kahuna

    i don’t understand why everyone hates her.

  27. Fernanado Narcos

    I just hope she didn’t start doing tricks with her wonky eye.That damn thing is terrifying enough for a sick child to look at.

  28. NiggaToes

    STD’s are fun to joke about.

  29. soahc

    A case of gonorrhea is a small trade for being able to say you creampied in Paris Hilton.

  30. be sure: SMILING REQUIRES SOME MENTAL ABILITIES, folks?

  31. friendlyfires

    I’m bored with ranking out Paris Hilton. C’est la vie, c’est la guerre, c’est la gateau de merde.

  32. Monkey's Bone

    So why bash someone, no matter who the hell it is, visiting a childrens hospital and dropping off gifts for the kids ?
    What?
    She only brought 1 gift ?
    Figures

  33. missy

    herpes the gift that keeps on giving.

    DIE PARIS DIE YOU FUGLY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuck i hate her

  34. Paris is not a bad person… shes just having fun… everytime…

    and visiting sick… sick what?

  35. el ces

    So…where are the kids?

  36. Katie

    Why does Brittany always look so bored when she is out with her BFF Paris? Poor girl. Maybe Paris tells her to not steal the spotlight from her.

  37. paris is a nobody

    Oh please paris is a nobody,how pathetic,those children I’m sure do not even know who she is!! And the person that paid her to go over there to do a new years gig should be fired! Who in their right mind would pay this piece of trash anything!!

  38. ann

    Differant day same old piece of trash!!

  39. pants

    America take your clap-ridden whore back

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  41. nini

    Paris is finally changing to be a heiress after all..

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  43. TRUTH

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  44. TRUTH

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  46. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE’S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.

  47. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE’S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.

  48. TRUTH

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  49. TRUTH

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  50. TRUTH

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