Paris Hilton stopped by The Gold Coast Hospital in Queensland, Australia this morning to cheer up some sick children, and Sweet Christ, you gotta be kidding me? Paris Hilton and terminally ill children? Last time I checked, making a child’s catheter burst into flames with your mere presence doesn’t exactly fill them with with the will to live. Did hospital administrators have to choose between Paris or letting the kids play with raw sewage? Because they probably could’ve done a bit more soul-searching on this one. Then again, that’s just me and my experience watching ER the night I couldn’t find the remote.
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G | January 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Must be cold in Australia…NIPS!
Liz | January 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
she apparently doesn’t believe in wearing a bra when visiting with small children…
Regan | January 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm
that’s so disgusting, if you’re gonna attempt to do a good deed, do it properly! wear something a little more classy.
…hah! who am i kidding, paris hilton, classy?! hahaha!
Krystina | January 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Yeah, way to cheer up the dying kids. Bring in the walking fucking dead. Why oh why do people still care about her? I wish my mommy and daddy’s money made one tenth as relevant as this ugly bitch.
chickdowntown | January 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I think Paris was sent there to give those poor, sickened kids some hope. Yes, she can certainly identify with catching so many diseases and yet doing so well for herself! I’m sure the kids’ faces perk up with delight as she tells her tales of catching one STD after another and all she’s got to do is take mommy & daddy’s credit card to make all her problems go away! Yes, children, you too can look forward to such great things to come in your life!
Why does Paris need a bra? Her BFF looks absolutely thrilled to be visiting the hospital with Paris! Awwww..
Krystina | January 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Yeah, way to cheer up the dying kids. Bring in the walking fucking dead. Why oh why do people still care about her? I wish my mommy and daddy’s money made one tenth as relevant as this ugly bitch.
chewgees | January 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm
It would have been funny to have been in those kids rooms when they turned to their parents and asked “Who the fuck was that?”
Cartman | January 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I’m guessing she got a Valtrex refill while she was there…
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I cant goof on paris she laughing all the way to the bank,,,who are these A-holes paying this girl an extravagant amount of cash to do appearances…
Porno Izle | January 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I love this Girl!!!
Porno Izle | January 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm
i like here but u must change a colors. Thanks…
I love this girl :)))
Aquila | January 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm
The kids will all be healed after that, because they’ll be afraid, that if they stay in the hospital, Paris Hilton might will come there again.
Jaiq | January 2, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Cheap looking whore.
James | January 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
She’s rancid, and it is just a publicity stunt, but I suppose it’s still sort of somewhat nice of her to try to do something for others. I’m not sure if the kids were actually happy to see her, of course, but if they were, then I guess fair play to Paris Hilton this time around. I know, I know, that’s a big “if”.
Tom S. | January 2, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Its a great idea. Perhaps the terminally ill children will find it easier to accept their fate now.
Claudia | January 2, 2009 at 5:09 pm
How inappropriate to send someone who doesn’t give a flying rats ass about anyone but herself and who does it so she can get exposure and increase her going-rate…. What kind of a media-crazed idot thought of this????
Gary Coleman would have been a better candidate!
Thumperchica | January 2, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Now the kids battling luekemia, and other potentially terminal illnesses will be exposed to ghonnaherpacyphillaids…. how sweet.
Delgo | January 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm
What’s she doing with Bristol Palin?
starship | January 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm
It seems Paris thought that showing sick children her nipples would make them happy. Hmmmmm
Jenny | January 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm
The suicide rate for nine year olds in that hospital just spiked. Why not just deny those children their pain meds instead? Seems like a more pleasant way of spending the day.
Mama Pinkus | January 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I’m giving her points; I don’t believe Ms. Hilton is a hideously bad person, just a very spoiled gal.
Jamie's Uterus | January 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Haven’t these children suffered enough? Can their little immune systems combat the unknown airborne STDs that Paris radiates? Will these children be the next group of Patient Zeros? Oh, the humanity of it all!
Remember when that disgusting vile pig J-Lo did this type of pathetic stunt? It was a disaster and did nothing to help her poor (very real) image.
Love,
Jamie’s Uterus
No Way Jose | January 2, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I wouldn’t mind ejaculating on her hard nipples followed by shitting in her mouth and pissing in her anus.
prideofchucky | January 2, 2009 at 8:52 pm
It’s a good deed. Come on people/thesuperficial. Give this girl a fucking pass already.
Balack Obama | January 2, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I love those perky little nips with those hot little titties she has. She gives me a stiffy.
the big kahuna | January 2, 2009 at 10:52 pm
i don’t understand why everyone hates her.
Fernanado Narcos | January 2, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I just hope she didn’t start doing tricks with her wonky eye.That damn thing is terrifying enough for a sick child to look at.
NiggaToes | January 3, 2009 at 12:33 am
STD’s are fun to joke about.
soahc | January 3, 2009 at 12:35 am
A case of gonorrhea is a small trade for being able to say you creampied in Paris Hilton.
gerard Vandenberg | January 3, 2009 at 12:37 am
be sure: SMILING REQUIRES SOME MENTAL ABILITIES, folks?
friendlyfires | January 3, 2009 at 2:11 am
I’m bored with ranking out Paris Hilton. C’est la vie, c’est la guerre, c’est la gateau de merde.
Monkey's Bone | January 3, 2009 at 11:27 am
So why bash someone, no matter who the hell it is, visiting a childrens hospital and dropping off gifts for the kids ?
What?
She only brought 1 gift ?
Figures
missy | January 3, 2009 at 12:23 pm
herpes the gift that keeps on giving.
DIE PARIS DIE YOU FUGLY WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck i hate her
Mila C | January 3, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Paris is not a bad person… shes just having fun… everytime…
and visiting sick… sick what?
el ces | January 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm
So…where are the kids?
Katie | January 4, 2009 at 11:47 am
Why does Brittany always look so bored when she is out with her BFF Paris? Poor girl. Maybe Paris tells her to not steal the spotlight from her.
paris is a nobody | January 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Oh please paris is a nobody,how pathetic,those children I’m sure do not even know who she is!! And the person that paid her to go over there to do a new years gig should be fired! Who in their right mind would pay this piece of trash anything!!
ann | January 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Differant day same old piece of trash!!
pants | January 4, 2009 at 9:19 pm
America take your clap-ridden whore back
PARIS HILTON | January 4, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I AM CURRENTLY ON THE RUN FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MY ONE TIME FRIEND, BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.
nini | January 5, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Paris is finally changing to be a heiress after all..
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:06 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE HIS NAME WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON. FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:07 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:07 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:07 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:11 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE’S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:11 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE’S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:11 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. HER FATHER, RICK HILTON, IS ALSO GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES. HE GOT INVOLVED IN MAY WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK HER “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. HER SISTER IS AN ACCOMPLICE AS WELL AS SHE KNOWS FULLY WELL WHO BRANDON M. WITTE IS AFTER SHE WENT ON THE ASIAN TOUR FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE IN LATE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES THAT WERE A FOCUS OF BRANDON M. WITTE’S MYSPACE PROFILE AT THE TIME.
TRUTH | January 6, 2009 at 11:13 pm
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRUTH | January 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm
PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON.