Paris Hilton may face a three-month prison sentence for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. On Tuesday she was pulled over in her car by police in Los Angeles, and a spokeperson for the prosecutor says:
“We are confident that we have sufficient evidence that her license was suspended at the time she was driving and that she had knowledge of that suspension.”
It’s fun to dream, but there’s no way Paris Hilton is going to get actual jail time for this. Mary-Kate Olsen has a better chance of beating up a polar bear with her bare hands. And then eating it.
yeah right. If she’s even forced to go near a jail, I’ll shave my head.
I’m getting tired of knocking this little tramp.I give up…
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Paris is starting to gain points in my hot book. I’d do her, even though I’m gay. I wanted that Fendi bag she has on her arm for my birthday last week but my boyfriend wouldn’t cough up the money. But anyway, I’d voluntarily contract herpes if it would bring me closer to that goddess named Paris.
Haha, I *love* the school-teacher-chic of her outfit – I’d so wear that if I wanted to elicit drools from my students ;) Now that’s hot.
The funny thing is that she thinks we *care* about her. Does she realize she is my source of free entertainment? How can someone have so much money and be so stupid? My momma told me, life ain’t fair.
#105)Is this a first of april joke or did i really get promoted to medical assistant?I’m looking forward to put this snowy white coat on tomorrow.
Can I fuck you Lowlands?
#110 Nice, troll. Sorry, lowlands, that wasn’t me, apparently I’m trying to fuck Paris Hilton, so you’ll have to stand in line.
#110)???
Apparently Paris is too busy. She said she’s working on Simple Life. Nevermind 111.
So Lowlands, how’s that package?
#113 Oh, fuck off and die, troll.
#112 Have fun with the troll, lowlands, I’m off. If anyone asks to see your package, make them pay you first.
I don’t understand your oracular language.Where’re you talking about?
Oh, fuck me Lowlands, I’ll die if you don’t!
Damn, I’m being trolled? Famous much? Go away 114, I have fucking to do.
Ok, I’m bored. This split personality thing is the only thing I have left to do on Sundays?
Come on Low, where did you go?
Fuck OFF troll!!!!!!
Leave me ALONE ALONE ALONE!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S NOT ME IT’S NOT ME!!!!!
DON’T BELIEVE IT LOWLANDS!!!!!!
GO AWAY!! NOW!
#118)Did you just get back from a party or something?Just relax and breath and take a Zanax.
OK
Ok,you can fuck me.
Name the place.
I would almost say the elevator of the Empire State building but maybe London?Amsterdam?
Or maybe Toronto?
A suggestion? Toronto, a comedy club, and a really great restaurant. Not that I am an expert, I have never done any of those 3 but I was thinking that since Lowland’s vernacular is part of his allure, an addition “eh” on the end of all of his sentences might be amusing…. just a suggestion.
those brown LEOTARDS are hot on my gramma, Paris is looking old and fat
Yea, I am really sure she is goning to get ANY time in jail. The worst she will probably have to do is PSA on the dangers of drinking and driving.