Paris Hilton v. Nicole Richie: War of the Cleavage

March 17th, 2008 // 56 Comments

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie showed up at the DCMA Collective flagstore opening to support their men Benji and Joel Madden respectively. The girls brought out the big guns probably to draw a crowd. They’re gonna need all help they can get. I scoped out the DCMA website, and, after sending an axe through my monitor, I’m thoroughly unimpressed. It just proves the theory that if you allow twin douche-bandits to design their own clothing line, you end up with Hot Topic – but more retarded which I never thought was possible until today. We’re through the looking glass, people.

NOTE: In the battle of the boobs, The Superficial declares Paris Hilton the winner. She defeats Nicole Richie who should’ve tried a different look besides “Lactating Gollum.”

Photos: Getty Images, Splash News

  1. BITTEN

    Paris looks like White trash, she has no curves and she’s a media whore

  2. epiphany

    atleast paris LOOKS real!

  3. will

    The photo-op tour Paris has taken with Benji over the past few weeks – publicizing non-stop birthday parties, high-profile clubbing all night in Vegas and other places – is hardly the private relationship she talks about in the press for interviews she has her publicists arrange. Everyone knows that Hilton’s stock was plummeting before Benji. More press for him means more press for her, and an entrée into the exciting world of rock music that has snubbed her for years.

    So, will this relationship and world-wind tour finally get her that longed-for singing spot on stage she’s always hungered for? We have little doubt that she cares for Benji, and even less doubt that she cares far more for herself.

    By the way, did you know that a picture of Nicole Ritchie actually sells for more than a pic of Paris? Hmmm…

  4. Mark

    Large sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is she really fall in love with a young sexy boy?

  5. jj

    The difference is Nicole’s boobs are actually real…..Paris’s boobs are full of silicon,paper towels……oh!!! and she’s also wearing a wonder-bra…
    (the icing on the cake..) Oh yea shes natural all right….

  6. jt

    mother of god, nicole is smokin

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