Because the power of Jesus might not be enough to save her, Paris Hilton was spotted at the Buddhist bookstore, Bodhi Tree, in Hollywood. Her lawyers have apparently told her to “live like a nun” if she has any chance of evading jail so she’s taken this to mean getting photographed with as many religious books as possible. She’s also allegedly told friends she’s quitting alcohol and partying and has even replaced her skimpy outfits with a new “demure” look.
Why not go all the way and just put on a fake beard and white robe? Carrying around religious books is pretty good, but nothing beats actually turning into God.
fUCK PARIS! dON’T MESS AROUND WITH RELIGION IF YOUR LYING, AND USING IT WRONG!
Lazy eyed herpes slut! Lazy eyed herpes slut!
so who is buying this ‘new religion’ shit from her anyhow? It would take a million monkeys a million years to explain any form of religion to this mental midget.
Her legs are incredible. wtf? Classy bitches like Kiera Knightley dont have nice legs, but trashy hos like Lindsay, Paris and Kim K have really hot bods. It doesnt make sense …
She’s so pathetic, maybe she’s trying to find something to read while she’s in jail.
she looks so sad :(
“Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 million dollars.”
Life’s not one big party anymore when you’ve got to report to jail this week, is it Paris?
The blue dress reminds me of something that milkmaids wear when they go out to visit the cows.
funny how everyone runz to God when they are going to jail…..at least her fake hair doesn’t look like Brittneyz ugly ratnestz.
jail will kill her worse then it did Martha..
I have those same shoes…except I got mine at Payless for 16 bucks
I think Paris is hot
Gross! check out those vericose veins in picture 1
I am so sick of that sad, pissed-off, “the whole world has wronged me” look she gives in every photo now. It reminds me of the same face I would make for a couple hours when my mom would get mad at me and send me to my room without dessert, except the only difference is that I was five years old at the time.
She needs to be looking to buy cream for that nasty, disease-infected, stretched-out, fish box cunt. Filthy, coke, herpes anorexic. Have fun in jail with Big Bertha!! AHHHAHAHAH! =)
paris hilton your to sexy I would like to have sex with you
you finally get to be alone with your thoughts, wouldn’t want to be alone in your head for a minute..
if paris hilton read even 12 of buddha’s words her head would likely explode. the concepts of self-sacrifice and introspection are probably completely foreign to her.
on the other hand, maybe she will take them to heart and gracefully leave the media for a more austere, peaceful lifestyle.
or maybe pigs will fly out of her ass.
Damn shes only going to be in there 23 days thats not shit!!
Se ‘ll be back to doing the crazy shit agian once everythiing subsides ..
UGGG
Ok,take away all her make-up,her fake hair, her push up bra,her fake tan,her fake eyelashes & she looks like a 13 year old surfer boy.
This CUNT looks like a duck,is so fucking dumb & deserves jail.
I hope they lock her up & throw the key away. :)
IF SHE THINKS BUDHA CAN HER HER, SHE IS WRONG. BIG FOOT NEEDS TO JUST FACE THE CONSEQUENCES AND DO JAIL TIME. BITCH IS ALREADY GOT IT GOOD BECAUSE OF HER WEALTH SHE IS STILL VERY UNATTRACTIVE AND DISEASE
RIDDEN MAYBE THAT’S WHY SHE WILL BE IN ISOLATION SO SHE DOES NOT SPREAD HER STD’S
AROUND. YUCK!
HER KNEES LOOK ALL FUCKED UP BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN ON IT MORE THAN A MAID BUT NOT DOING THE SCRUBBING AND CLEANING, SHE DOES NOT USE HER HANDS AS MUCH AS SHE DOES HER DUCKY LIPS.
I like the shiny legs thing. I think they look pretty darn good. Love to lick them thangs.
it must be nice to have enough money to always have silky smooth and shiny legs. that bitch.
Hmm, what’s up with that almost metallic sheen on her legs?
Wow, the photag most be down on his knees for most of these shots. Scumbags.
If there is a God, he/she will make sure this pathetic specimen goes to jail – if only for a couple of weeks. I look forward to hearing about her new found relationship with a hairy female biker covered in tattoos, who just loves to get real close.