Because the power of Jesus might not be enough to save her, Paris Hilton was spotted at the Buddhist bookstore, Bodhi Tree, in Hollywood. Her lawyers have apparently told her to “live like a nun” if she has any chance of evading jail so she’s taken this to mean getting photographed with as many religious books as possible. She’s also allegedly told friends she’s quitting alcohol and partying and has even replaced her skimpy outfits with a new “demure” look.
Why not go all the way and just put on a fake beard and white robe? Carrying around religious books is pretty good, but nothing beats actually turning into God.
Jacks0 | May 25, 2007 at 8:19 am
First again!
MissT | May 25, 2007 at 8:20 am
hahah yeah RIGHT
Flavio | May 25, 2007 at 8:20 am
hahahHHAHHA… im the first again… iwanna fuck so hard this nasty whore… she looks like a fucking whore… suck my dick whore.
Princess | May 25, 2007 at 8:29 am
man this bitch’s feet are HUGE. what a shrek
Adri | May 25, 2007 at 8:30 am
OMG. That’s dissgusting!!!! Look at her legs! And now her legs. And now her face. That’s just NOT RIGHT!
HerpesHilton | May 25, 2007 at 8:37 am
What an conniving, manipulative, herpes-infested skank. She’ll do anything to try to stay out of jail or show people she’s not the awful, spoiled bitch we all know her to be. I HATE THE HILTONS! Why did Rick and Kathy have to spawn???
Britney | May 25, 2007 at 8:38 am
Golly ya’ll, I wish I looked like her.
Leanne | May 25, 2007 at 8:40 am
She reminds me of Chrissy on Three’s Company. Not Suzanne Somers, mind you, but Chrissy. Totally oblivious.
MissPMS | May 25, 2007 at 8:43 am
You can’t even call this ugly twat a butterface. Because its all nasty and diseased. More like a “butterperson” or “butterlife”
djthecat | May 25, 2007 at 9:01 am
Well, I think she looks better than I have ever seen her. Much improved! Except her feet… They are like the crypt keeper’s feet.
Fifth Stooge | May 25, 2007 at 9:02 am
She looks good doing it though.
Guy | May 25, 2007 at 9:23 am
Did she actually buy anything? Apart from some brightly colored, things… In picture 6
Guess the bright colors attracted her
But she does look better I think, save the whole shiny leg thing.
Guy | May 25, 2007 at 9:25 am
Actually are they candles? No way should she be allowed them, total fire risk.
getyourhandoutofmycat | May 25, 2007 at 9:28 am
meh what a dumb cunt…
johnnycake | May 25, 2007 at 9:50 am
At least her extensions aren’t ratty like Britney’s.
No last name required, y’all know exactly what bitch I’m talking about when I say a sentence that includes “Britney” and “ratty extensions”…
1MILFhunter | May 25, 2007 at 9:58 am
This huar is doing anything she can to stay out of the klink. She’s not looking forward to repeated fistings by 200 lb+ bull dykes.
The Mearl | May 25, 2007 at 10:03 am
i can see the puss running down her leg
WowJustWow | May 25, 2007 at 10:06 am
Maybe she’ll do us all a favor and convert to Islam and wear a burka for the rest of her life.
I’m picturing a 9 foot blue burka in platforms with a phone stuck to it’s ear.
Chauncey Gardner | May 25, 2007 at 10:09 am
What if she became a militant Muslim in jail?
Reporter: “Ms. Hilton! Ms. Hilton! Do you have any comment on your release from prison?”
Paris: “‘Hilton?’ That’s my slave name. I am Paris X.”
Reporter: “What will you do, now that–?”
Paris: “Is that a new Fendi purse? That’s hot.”
Boba Fett | May 25, 2007 at 10:16 am
Time to turn to Islam…..like so many inmates before.
WowJustWow | May 25, 2007 at 10:19 am
19 LOL!
Then she’ll release one of those ‘martyr’ videos on the web and go on Islamic jihad against Lohan.
ULULULULULULULULULUL!
/Fires AK4 in the air!
WowJustWow | May 25, 2007 at 10:20 am
meant to type “Ak47″
doh!
reptilicus | May 25, 2007 at 10:20 am
She has some fucked up, nasty looking knees.
sock monkey | May 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
She looks utterly lost in a bookstore.
In pic 5, she looks like she’s headed for death row.
reptilicus | May 25, 2007 at 10:25 am
I hope she ends up like this guy. It would be a fitting end.
http://video.redhorsevector.net/redhorse_24_9_1.mov
ctti | May 25, 2007 at 10:26 am
Did she bathe herself in lard before coming out? she looks positively greasy. Also, her feet are bloody freaky.
And #19: HAHAHA! Nice one.
That ho & her confused sprituality. Seriously. She might wanna talk to Tom Cruise about Scientology next. I know hanging with the Cruises isn’t exactly good for your social standing (in fact, it might as well be social suicide) but hey, there’s nothing she can do to further damage her image, anyway.
And no, she can’t turn into God. No one would believe it. And then, she’d just get struck by lightning. Which means, we get to celebrate. YIPPEE!
lambman | May 25, 2007 at 10:42 am
so now we have boring stories on how Paris is being more boring than usual, lame.
Also, the courts tend not to just lift a sentence because you behave before going to jail…she’s got the smartestest lawyers
frenchie | May 25, 2007 at 10:49 am
Does it take longer than 23 days for roots to start showing?
mia | May 25, 2007 at 10:49 am
What the fuck is wrong with her legs? They’re brown. And shiny. And you are right Princess, her feet are huge.
DancingQueen | May 25, 2007 at 10:53 am
I guess her idea of “demure” is trying to show her fire crotch? Dumb bitch.
iamsosmart | May 25, 2007 at 11:11 am
HAHAHAHA!
Look how out of place she looks it is so frigging obvious her publicist made her go there. She looks all awkward and uncomfortable and she’s trying so hard to look interested, boy this girl deserves an Oscar her acting abilities are astounding. She really committed to the Buddhist enthusiast role and clearly dressed the part.
You can tell the only thoughts in her little pee brain area “ewww… books are not hot” and “like doesn’t Prada make any books”
Anyone who knows anything about Buddhism would agree that Paris Hilton is the EXACT OPPOSITE of everything that religion stands for.
iamsosmart | May 25, 2007 at 11:30 am
#4. Her feet are a size 11 and they are almost as ugly as her face.
Designers have to custom make boats, I mean shoes, for beastly man feet and aparently she’s incredibly self concious about it. So if you see her walking down the street before you run home and shower 15 times to get all the airborn STD’s off your skin be sure to yell out “Hey big foot where did you get those canoes?” or “Nice hooves sasquatch!” It will hurt the little whore’s feelings and what could be more fun than that.
iamsosmart | May 25, 2007 at 11:31 am
*for her beastly man feet
jenster | May 25, 2007 at 11:34 am
her and shitney have the worse feet ever.
anyhoo,
HAHAHAHAHAHA
dumb cunt, nice try, you’re strill going to the pokey!
wedgeone | May 25, 2007 at 11:37 am
#31 – Actually, Paris Hilton IS what religion stands for. Because “religion” comes from hell. Those who are into clean living and serving God are “spiritual”.
Not zen spiritual, or weed spiritual, but Word of God spiritual.
#25 – WTH was that all about? I couldn’t understand anything except that some dude in a suit got all bloody and died.
Bern | May 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
I can’t wait to see the binge she goes on after this whole scam doesn’t work out. Those pictures will be much more interesting.
iamsosmart | May 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
#16. LOL LOL LOL! That was wonderful, you are hilarious.
Happy MILF hunting!
valaki | May 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
colour of her legs!!!!!!!!!!!! pretty disgusting!
iamsosmart | May 25, 2007 at 11:53 am
#35. Hmmmmm. You may have something there. Paris and Religion are both pure evil and both trying to sell themselves to us and only the truely stupid who are incapable of thinking for themselves fall for it. Okay I agree.
I just meant in terms of giving up all your worldly possessions I can’t imagine this handbag addicted hag being able to fit in, plus I don’t think she can read.
The only words she knows are “Herpes Cream” but the stupid mentally challenged twat who couldn’t read the directions went and put it all over her legs which is why they are so shiny.
My only question when I see this walking disease is “HOW IN THE FUCK WAS SHE THE FASTEST SPERM IN DADDY’S SPOOGE LOT?”
21st century digital boy | May 25, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Ummm… I’m not sure she’s caught on to the whole at nun thing quite yet. Call me crazy, but I don’t think that’s a nun regulation length skirt.
adeliza | May 25, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I love her recently adopted “pout”. Her little, I’m so serious and pensive, and demure; the please feel sorry for me look.
Angry Ferret Jones | May 25, 2007 at 12:25 pm
#22 – One problem, she is too fucking stupid to spell ‘AK47′.
Angry Ferret Jones | May 25, 2007 at 12:27 pm
In photo #6 you can see a large drop of man-goo on the side of her mouth. She must have misinterpreted the whole “rubbing buddah on the belly” thing. I hope Buddha taped it.
Kiwi | May 25, 2007 at 12:28 pm
But your honor.. did you notice that I haven’t smiled even ONCE since the sentence?
naomi | May 25, 2007 at 1:58 pm
If by demure you mean three inches lower than her crotch then yea, I guess she is dressing more demure now.
star69 | May 25, 2007 at 1:59 pm
This is sad. Really really sad.
I used to love to go to the Bodhi Tree. Almost all of my books are from there. It’s one of those hidden little peaceful places in LA, where you can drink herbal tea (offered by the store) and chit chat with fellow spiritual people while buying/browsing through hundreds of enlightening books.
But now it’s all over.
It’s like someone came in and dumped gallons of smelly raw sewage in the middle of the store.
I bet it will smell like raw sewage, infected herpes sores and used condoms forever now.
“Fake and Nasty” has ruined yet another good place for me.
Now all her other friends like Lohan, Olsen twins, Britney will come to that store too.
:(
:(
:(
I can’t describe the sadness I’m feeling.
**sigh**
wedgeone | May 25, 2007 at 3:26 pm
and Valtrex … Don’t forget the Valtrex.
Irvin | May 25, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Her legs shines like my waxed fruit display on my kitchen table.
raggatt | May 25, 2007 at 4:04 pm
She looks absolutely miserable in every picture!!! Who cares if she’s faking it for the courts? I love it! I love pictures of Paris looking seriously, totally, unhappily, miserable! Yippeee!
leelee | May 25, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I love how nobody else in the Bodhi Tree (except for the person taking the pictures) cares at all that she’s there.