After being released from jail Paris Hilton told the press, “There is so much more to life than that whole club scene.” But it’s Paris Hilton, so on Saturday she hit up Les Deux dressed like this, and was seen dancing against a wall with her arms in the air singing along to every song played, including her own single. A spy tells People:
“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”
Yeah, she’s an idiot, but Paris Hilton still manages to find the most amazing bras on the planet. I know what her breasts look like. You know what her breasts look like. Every person on Earth knows what her breasts look like. Yet somehow when she puts on that bra they manage to look completely different. If I was a magician I wouldn’t even have an act, I’d just pull out the bra and go “Ta daaa!” Then everybody would applaud and I’d take a bow.
Your one step away from Britney, Paris. One step away.
wow, she sure has colored that wonk eye
R.E. #32 Gossipmonger,
The best I’ve found is Victoria’s Secret Extreme Push-up. It is very low cut. Look for the ones with the removable liquid pads. It’s about $50-60. Actually, V.S. is packed with several types that can give you this result. Make sure you take your time and try several on.
Does anyone remember an interview she had when her book came out? In it she said “Basically I tell everyone what they want to hear and then do what I want.” Isn’t that what she’s doing here? She put on this “I’ve changed” BS act and now she’s back to what she was doing before.
Damn she looks good some times…it enough to make me wish that she could just reset everything and start all over again, so that when I see pictures like this, I could feel comfortable in saying that I’d hit it, rather than needing to first reflect on the various diseases she has and the stupidity that has spewed from her mouth, and then realizing that I really couldn’t ever actually bring myself to hit it, simply out of pure fear.
Lets see, dumb whore with wonky eye goes to club.
Fascinating.
She must have met her friend at the “ugly as fuck foot club”.
They share a common bond us normals wouldn’t understand.
This bag of shit will never change.
Ummm, this is the same bra mariahs been using for about 9 years now. Look at mariah from the side, she aint packin breasts….look at her from the front and that shit is pushed up and bouncin! it’s nothing new…
In line with several other comments above, I can’t help but notice that the wonky eye has enough black around it to qualify her for the “Jack Sparrow Makeup award”, while the good eye looks hardly touched.
I also see that the blue contact lenses are back, contrary to doctor’s orders.
I can’t wait for the Fish to post “Paris confirmed blind thanks to colored contacts”
Paris out of prison – SSDD.
#25-What the hell are you talking about? Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand this peice of trash cunt rag as much as the next person, but not a real Hilton?? Rick Hilton is one of the grandsons of Hilton Hotel founder Conrad Hilton. Where do you get this stuff? Who the crap is Whitney Hilton? Maybe Paris WHITNEY Hilton…
for the idiot who says shes not a true Hilton her father is the real son of the big Hilton that grandfather started the Hilton hotels.
read a book!!! evidently they are to stupid to read so I wouldnt be talking about Paris. for Paris bashers I suppose you are perfect angels that go to church every Sunday. GET A LIFE.
This creature is taking acting lessons and it looks like she’s headed to an audition for Cabaret. Hey, Paris! Cabaret closed at Studio 54 in the city. I think London has a show. Why don’t you move there? Maybe the plane will go down on its way over the pond…
@62 – Hey, Von Lee! Nobody is a perfect angel, but Paris and you should STFU about the lack of respect she receives from people when her entire life is just partying, making porn videos and flashing the paparazzi her box. She’s a real class act. I want to be just like her when I grow up.
WOW She really has cleaned up her act………not….
Who cares about a cocksucking layabout with the IQ of a plank?
i don’t see how people find her even remotely attractive…. she is just so stank looking….
Oh, just one more thing? Why does she cover her GOOD eye with that bleached within an inch of its life hair of hers?
Those boobs are attachment stick-ons. They come included in some halloween costumes. If you pay x-tra they’ll include a 3rd one so you can stick it on your forhead!! Don’t you look pretty Paris!
@64 See I knew youd agree she is a class act and now youre truly admitting you really do want to be like her when you grow up cause evidently you havent grown up yet.
@64 Pamela Anderson Life is just partying, making porn films, dating everyone that comes along and showing her whole body to everyone Im curious do you have alot of respect for her and all the other celebrities that do exactly the same thing. To all you people why does just Paris get bashed when a whole lot of celebrities do exactly the same thing. Theres alot of them getting busted for DUI.
There she goes again… Just another dope smokin Hollywood moron. I’m afraid it won’t be long before we see Paris in a swank treatment center. Lyer.
So obviously NOTHING has changed…except now she has a criminal record to wear as a badge when she’s running around town breaking the law. The Hilton’s have proven to me that money does not buy class. I really hope she gets caught doing one of her other criminal acts…next jail stay should be much longer…she doesn’t get it!
What ??? she have that much back fat that she crams up front? she usually looks like a 10 year old boy up front…..or Nicole Richey
There’s NO fucking way a bra is doing that. I have a feeling she’s getting saline injections. They cause body parts to inflate and are only temporary because your body will absorb the saline.
http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection
You can see somebody’s scrotum inflated by saline injections there.
To #61, #62, both of you mis-fucks must be imbred from the same test tube called ‘clueless’. How do I know? Because I went to school with the piece of shit at Berkely, and my uncle is Jeff Hyland, who is partners with Rick. Hilton & Hyland. They’re a real estate company. Every adult close to the Hilton clan knows the low down on Whitney and Rick. Hence Paris’s middle name as a memento to her ‘stepmother’, who is a true Hilton, granddaughter of Conrad.
It makes me laugh how you dumb civilians have no effing idea about the truth or fact when someone who comes along & actually KNOWS it, shares it. As much as you’d like to think Paris is made of cotton candy, sorry to rain on your pathetic parade you call life. And I”ll FedEx you a bib to wear so the next time the fronting fake skank stalks out into public with her int’l distribution eye, you can drool on that instead of on your keyboard, trying valiantly to discredit factual statements you know nothing the fuck about. ‘You read a book’….thanks for that, I will laughing all day for that comment of ultra stupidity.
What was Rick Hilton’s real last name? Does that mean that Paris is not really a Hilton or related to Conrad?
The name “Whitney Hilton” does not show up anywhere. I tried googling Rick and Whitney Hilton and it only shows that he was married to Kathy.
Haha, lookit that big grin in the last pic. I love it!
This must mean the underside of her breasts are concave. That’s hot!
#76 “It makes me laugh how you dumb civilians have no effing idea of the truth or fact when someone who actually knows it comes along and shares it” You are a lier! You NEVER went to Berkeley ’cause if you had YOU, my dum friend, would have known how to spell it correctly. Cal Berkeley has an e before the y, which one knows when going to that school. It makes me laugh how dumb you are too. Quit posting bullshit, theres no reason. Paris gives that city a bad name.
put your penis in one of those bra’s and they’d look huge too…
I meant to write Buckely dumbass, and learn how to spell liar prior to mouthing off.
To #76 – actually, you’re right! My girlfriend is an agent at Endeavor and works with the team that repped Paris.
They all know the inside scoop & say it’s only a matter of time before that fact comes public but, that it won’t really matter probably because legally, Rick WAS married to Whitney at one point.
Anyways, big kudos for spilling the news, and this low class waste of life truly needs ppl like you to send everyone else who’s in the dark a total reality check!
It’s gonna be my birthday the day this chick is announced
with having chronic AIDS or, gets OD’ed on some drug
and croaks.
Oh, and you obviously don’t have to answer publically :-)
but are you Celeste Procter from Procter & Gamble, BTW?
If so, we know Carl Scheinman in common!
Cheers!
it’s a weird trick of my mind..but the longer i look at paris’s beak, i can actually see a wart appear at the end of it. she pushes those boobies up more & she’ll be nuzzling her own cleavage. which, in paris’s world is probably nothing new. i, personally, think she looks better now as a woman than she did as a man.
OMFG if i had boobs like that… i would have no need for kindness toward guys. x-]
Someone needs to tell her that when you get the Wonderbras in a 5-pack, you don’t have to wear them all at the same time.
Hide the Kleenex when Paris comes over, or else we all know where it will end up.
thanks you