After being released from jail Paris Hilton told the press, “There is so much more to life than that whole club scene.” But it’s Paris Hilton, so on Saturday she hit up Les Deux dressed like this, and was seen dancing against a wall with her arms in the air singing along to every song played, including her own single. A spy tells People:
“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”
Yeah, she’s an idiot, but Paris Hilton still manages to find the most amazing bras on the planet. I know what her breasts look like. You know what her breasts look like. Every person on Earth knows what her breasts look like. Yet somehow when she puts on that bra they manage to look completely different. If I was a magician I wouldn’t even have an act, I’d just pull out the bra and go “Ta daaa!” Then everybody would applaud and I’d take a bow.
me | July 9, 2007 at 4:27 pm
frist
sarah | July 9, 2007 at 4:28 pm
first!
cooter | July 9, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Cooter’s first!
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surlywench | July 9, 2007 at 4:28 pm
UNO!
ChicagoEric | July 9, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I guess all the guys (and probably girls too) in L.A. should get their updated Herpes shots at the Free Clinic since Paris is back on the prowl.
She was recently seen taking acting classes. Do you think there will be a sequel to “One Night In Paris” forthcoming. Maybe she’s hitting the club scene looking for a producer for “Caged Heat IV”
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 4:31 pm
FIRSTers – your mothers are proud
Mardi | July 9, 2007 at 4:32 pm
IT’S A FREAKIN TIT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 4:33 pm
That must be physically painful to wear, which is entirely appropriate. My only regret is that it’s not made out of mercury… or magma.
Jodie | July 9, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I think she got those implants that can be inflated and deflated by a doctor….some porn star ages ago got them like that so when she was at home and having a normal life she could have normal boobs, but she just got them inflated again when she did films so she had big fake boobs (gross IMO). They just leave a tiny valve sticking out through the skin.
LJ | July 9, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Who the hell is that creepy guy standing by her? Hey Chester the Molester, whats up?
The Ninja Trebuchet | July 9, 2007 at 4:35 pm
she looks fat, btw
MeatSack | July 9, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I think I’ve seen an ad for the bra, and the name escapes me. This may be the first time I’d like her to ride me cowgirl with that tasty “rack”.
sharpeidude | July 9, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Paris back on the prowl for fresh meat, Columbian blow and a kickass Margarita! The normal order to things has been restored. It will be only a matter of time before she’s back to full swing and a trip back to Twin Towers, so everybody hang on!
cooter | July 9, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Anyhoo…Paris, your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath..so them titties ain’t gonna help a thing girl!
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michelle | July 9, 2007 at 4:48 pm
yea, but her face is still a train-wreck… nice cleavage or not.
Cynthia | July 9, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Didn’t Lohan wear a similar hooker-esque outfit like this one a few weeks ago?
Paris is really starting to look long in the tooth.. I didn’t know excessive cock exposure had the same premature aging effect as tanning.
Boba Fett | July 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Guess who’s back………
back again………….
Chauncey Gardner | July 9, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Paris is a stoopid kunt.
bearpitt | July 9, 2007 at 4:57 pm
She looks smarter now. She is now smart.
Boobs. Mmmmmmm Boobs.
Kamihi | July 9, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Oh FUCK don’t tell me old wonky eye is back again, Fuck OFF will ya, can’t someone run her over or something?
DOODOO BREATH | July 9, 2007 at 5:04 pm
SHE DOESNT HAVE TITS…HOW CAN SHE HAVE CLEAVAGE
I.M. Awesome | July 9, 2007 at 5:10 pm
22nd!
heh | July 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm
ummm, yea…she got her boobs done
Denitsa | July 9, 2007 at 5:21 pm
she’z beautiful …
Celeste | July 9, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Will somebody please assasinate or poison this piece of trash already – god she and America are fucking wasted. Shame on the public for encouraging the exploitation of a worthless waste of space like this whore who has no fucking talent. And for the record, she is not really a true Hilton.
Her dad Rick married Whitney Hilton, and then took her last name. How lame is that – that means he is a Hilton only by a marriage, one that is past, too. This ugly whippet faced bitch with her crooked penis nose and droopy lazy eyes makes me sick.
With her real hair and her real eyes and no makeup, God all of you would vomit nonstop for at least a good half year.
What is the continuing fascination with a piece of turd? I simply don’t get it.
andreea | July 9, 2007 at 5:24 pm
it must be a B-job, or where can i geht that bra? what a pity, that was the lest 3 pence dignity she had.
would you care if the whole world would know your tits are fake? i would. poor rich girl.
Zelda | July 9, 2007 at 5:40 pm
HOW EXTRA-WONKY IS THE WONKY EYE IN THE BANNER PHOTO?!
It’s gone from “irritating droop” to “getting dropped from the freakshow for being too freaky”
Get it fixed already…you have enough cash and are clearly not adverse to plastic surgery…
Paige | July 9, 2007 at 5:45 pm
OK, she didn’t get implants. It’s called a padded push-up bra. I’ve got about 10 of them. They make my 34-B’s look exactly like this.
Kamihi | July 9, 2007 at 5:47 pm
@25 – *High FIVE*
Bern | July 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Strange …
lickmybutt | July 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm
oh c’mon guys, haven’t you ever seen the Simple Life? Paris seems like a chill enough girl.
dont get me wrong, i agree… there is way too much hoopla surrounding her…
but guess what…?
ITS CUZ OF DICKWEEDS LIKE YOU WHO CANT STOP LOOKING AT HER PICTURES AND READING ABOUT HER EVERY MOVE.
so stfu already and ignore her if you hate her so fucking bad… then she will go away.
thanks
gossipmonger | July 9, 2007 at 5:53 pm
28. Posted by Paige on July 9, 2007 5:45 PM
OK, she didn’t get implants. It’s called a padded push-up bra. I’ve got about 10 of them. They make my 34-B’s look exactly like this.\\
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what bra you use!! Seriously, I too am 34B and I WISH I could get cleavage like that! What brand is the best?
notsosimplelife.tv | July 9, 2007 at 5:53 pm
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Mandy Moore | July 9, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I don’t see what the big deal is about things that start off small and get larger…and larger…and larger…
krazihottkelli | July 9, 2007 at 6:31 pm
her titz look nice ..
but that noze, still
lookz like the old with
noze of herz in awful
plaztic zurgery..too
long and witchy..
juls | July 9, 2007 at 6:34 pm
she has like no tits
so that’s either the greatest bra on the planet
or she spent some of her inheritance on some good plastic surgery.
Hollywood Agent | July 9, 2007 at 6:53 pm
She looks like she is going tap dancing in that outfit. No doubt, being how she turned over a new leaf in the big house, she must be putting on a charity show at “The Motion Picture Home for the Aged” in Woodland Hills, CA.
Hollywood Agent | July 9, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I think that her bra is a type of medical appliance, and it was probably designed by some LA low-rider after seeing what hydraulics lift to to cars. Cars, and then, it just a hop skip and jump to boobs, Eureka!! This guy is going to be so rich.
lambman | July 9, 2007 at 7:12 pm
some company could make a fortune off of prooving that their bra makes the difference here.
I think its a combo of a good bra and those chicken cutlet things.
ElatedPornStar | July 9, 2007 at 7:19 pm
These pictures are a bit depressing. The only time Paris has actually looked OK was when she was barely released from prison. Maybe if she stopped wearing those nasty fucking contacts (There’s a reason you were born with brown eyes, you stupid cunt) she’d actually look a bit more respectable. I’m not saying her actions don’t already dismiss her from respect, but I’d be willing to be more forgiving if she got rid of them.
meee | July 9, 2007 at 7:31 pm
yeah what the fuck? where can i get that damn bra?!?!?!
The Great & Powerful Oz | July 9, 2007 at 7:40 pm
The last picture says it all……..Paris Hilton is perfect!
Candice | July 9, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Just looks like a pushup bra, maybe with some silicon inserts. I have about the same measurements as her, and Victoria’s Secret works fine for me…
PatinNJ | July 9, 2007 at 8:34 pm
That guy in the mandles is scary!
Will | July 9, 2007 at 8:45 pm
she has tiny little midgets stuffed in her bra to push them up and try, try as they might to make it look like she has tits.
BringItA-hole | July 9, 2007 at 8:58 pm
“What should I be today? I know! I’ll be a tap dancer! Oh wait, tap dancers aren’t slutty, and unslutty totally equals boooooring. I guess I could dress like a prostitute again, but my manager said to spice things up for the paps. Hmmm…tap dancer…prostitute…tap dancer…Holy shit! If I combine the costume from my kindergarten dance recital, fishnets and my NASA engineered space bra, I can be a tap dancing whore! Yay!!! I don’t care what all of those poor, ugly not famous people say. I’m a total fucking genius.”
woodhorse | July 9, 2007 at 9:18 pm
#27 – my thoughts exactly. And why did she paint the Wonky eye completely black??
Jack Johnson | July 9, 2007 at 10:18 pm
The only product in the world that would make her boobs look like that is DUCT TAPE!
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Gringer76 | July 10, 2007 at 12:30 am
You know, I’m anti-Paris as much as the next person, but I do have to admit that I’m just glad she dresses better than Britney. I swear to friggin’ God if I have to see another shot of Brit’s lame-ass sense of style screaming at me from everywhere on the ‘net to magazines to tv, I will scratch my own eyes out!