Paris Hilton laughs at Fergie’s engagement ring

February 6th, 2009 // 93 Comments

Paris Hilton apparently feels she’s in the position to insult people’s engagement rings. Including Fergie who recently married Josh Duhamel while Paris got dumped by an Elmer Fudd twin. NY Daily News reports:

Paris Hilton chatted up Fergie during the Vanity Fair & Krug dinner party at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont, grilling the singer for details of her recent wedding and honeymoon. But as soon as Fergie Ferg walked away, the celebutard sniped to sister Nicky, “Ha — my engagement ring was bigger!”

You know what else is hilarious about Fergie’s ring? IT WORKED. But don’t ask me how, I’m not versed in devil magic.

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  1. Anti-Paris

    I don’t know whether to hate this girl or feel sad for her. She has to put down Fergie’s ring to make her feel better about herself.

  2. Parasite Killer

    Possibly the worst human being of all time… (Excluding certain mass-murderers)

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

  3. n

    what gives with the weird combo of peeps in the picture: fitty, fergie and a Leprechaun…ie david spade on the celly.

  4. Jess

    How the hell can people keep talking about gay Fergie and Paris when there is a serious racist psycho (#39) posting on this site! Holy shit! What is wrong with American people?

  5. Jess

    How the hell can people keep talking about gay Fergie and Paris when there is a serious racist psycho (#39) posting on this site! Holy shit! What is wrong with American people?

  6. it takes all kinds

    @55

    #39 isn’t a racist, just a bored loser looking to stir the pot. You can’t see through that transparent ruse? It’s the internet version of throwing rocks at cars. don’t hate #39, feel sorry for the putz.

  7. bitingontinfoil

    Lessee…wasn’t there a rumour Paris actually bought her own ring? LMAO

    So just one more thing Fergie has that Paris never will:

    There’s: (a) Talent (b) A Career (c) A Hot Guy; and (d) A husband! LMAO!!

  8. juniper

    isnt that david bowie?

  9. Feel sorry for your dying county idiots

    The guy aint stirring the pot. The soup has gone bad. The melting pot idea just didn’t work now did it? Go on and admit it. Different peoples just don’t get along all over the world. It is not natural. And you can’ really beat nature. Our science has turned us all into chemical addicts. We all need our fix of diminishing resources at escalating prices but try not to think of that. Try not to tell yourself that the reason why there is going to be an enormous die off of the superfluous masses is because we have overshot the carrying capacity of the planet you brain dead liberal monkeys.

    Massa may not word things very sweetly, but what he says has merit. And if you don’t agree then you are a fool.

  10. Maybe paris don’t know the number of people who are laughing about her appearence, folks?

  11. Jennyjenjen

    Love you to Mimi! Btw, since when is being first a moral victory? How is being first something your supreme intelligence allowed you to accomplish? …how about if I go swimming and a shark eats my stillborn baby instead of me? Would that at least make you feel better?

  12. Anna

    Yeah but at least Fergie ended up married and Paris never will.

  13. Gbunny

    she is the definition of a conceited half witted bitch

  14. Paris Shit Stain

    They are both fug trannys who have pissed their pants in public. But Fergie actually got a hot guy to marry her, while Paris can’t even keep that fat ugly ape has-been Madden in her bed (much less walking down the aisle.) Eat shit Paris!

  15. Fergie can laugh at Paris’ IQ, redeeming qualities and overall talent.

    Who’s that leprechaun talking to on the phone?

  16. mimi

    61 yes it would dear. That would work fine for me now off to the beach with you! (Whore)

  17. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time

    It may have been bigger, but where is it now? Still not married eh Paris?? That’s a shame :(

  18. mikeymike

    Methingks that Mimi had one too many late night visits from Daddy wanting to show her a ‘special surprise’ that ends in a gooey, warm spray all over her stomach. “Don’t tell mommy, sweetheart”. Sound familiar Mimi?

    It seems to have scarred her pretty badly. More prayers and trips to Taco Bell will make it all better. Also, there might be some extra chicken legs hidden away in your blister and maggot infested rolls of your disgusting stomach.

  19. The Doors

    Paris is a stupid old maid that will be lucky to ever see an engagement ring again. Well, maybe not, I heard that ONE guy on skid row still thinks she’s hot, and that he wants to give her a beer top ring.

  20. beep beep

    Paris is always with her younger sister. Doesn’t she have any other friends?

  21. i just wanna smack her so fukin hard!!!!!

  22. fukme

    hey #1, get a life

  23. Paris is a bag of fluff

    Paris is just annoyed that Fergie’s man proposed and decided to ACTUALLY marry her. Yes, Paris, it was not a fluke. The man really did want to marry her. Paris is such a waste of space, and her existence proves that God does not exist because, really, why would an omniscient being create something so pointless??!

  24. sammie

    to: GODDESS MIMI

    shut the FUCK UP please

    your a dumbass just so you know..

    noone gives a fuck about you being first or secondd..wtf? are you like in grade school or what?

    your right god does know who he really loves..and its not your bitch ass

  25. mimi

    It seems there are a large number of very insecure types frequenting this site. I would have thought someone like me would be appreciated as I am not the typical cookie cut bimbo like most of the girls here.
    I don’t have fat rolls I am skinny and no my Daddy didn’t molest me I was a vigin til I was 20 thank you.

  26. ~*Adrienne*~

    God, paris is just so damn ugly….

  27. Laetitia

    I have spoken to paris latsis about paris’s engagement ring after they broke up one summer, asking him about what actually possessed him to get the ugly skank a rock almost 1/10th the size of her genital herpes, and HE SAID IT WAS NOT A REAL DIAMONd!! His friends were aware of this too and were all laughing about it–he shrugged it off and said “Did she really think it was real?!” This is extremely embarrassing for paris, especially because so many people know this, AND SHE SHOULD TOO!! she is as worthless as that rock!

  28. Bessy

    No-one cares that you are supposedly “skinny” Mimi. You are a fictional cyber creature who needs to be shot.

  29. sammie

    agreed with Bessy!!
    wtf is Mimi talking about anyway??
    who the hell mentioned anything about being virgin or getting molested by their daddy?
    your a fuckin nutcase and maybe you need to get yourself checked out..someone obviously has serious fucking issues
    no surprise you were a virgin till 20..
    but i bet your like the 40 year old virgin && you cant blame nobody for not wanting to mess with that shit..(except maybe your daddy as you mentioned)
    skinny?? mmhmm maybe in your alternate fucking universe where your molested by your daddy but think your still a virgin
    please do humanity a favor and go get yourself hit by a bus

  30. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

  31. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE (ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 32)

  32. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

  33. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST:

    MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M . WITTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

  35. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

  36. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

  37. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTMEPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    BY THE WAY: THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY:

    EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND:

    BRITNEY SPEARS.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HLTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  40. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M .WITTE (ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE:32)

  41. Erica

    paris is just jealous of fergie b/c she gets married and paris gets nothing
    paris u r 1 ugly, nasty, spoiled, selfish brat (I HATE U)
    I luv Fergie

  42. Amazing !! She is looking so nice in that costumes . She is looking really beautiful from my point of view. I don’t care what people talk about her. But i like her very much.

  43. fergie lover no matter what!

    ooooooooh!!!!!!”my ring was bigger” or whatever it was she said….she a whole crumb being bitten in da ass…..WELL THEN!!!!hu got married first????Damn shit on your part there pa-risssss!!!!!……

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