Paris Hilton laughs at Fergie’s engagement ring

February 6th, 2009 // 93 Comments

Paris Hilton apparently feels she’s in the position to insult people’s engagement rings. Including Fergie who recently married Josh Duhamel while Paris got dumped by an Elmer Fudd twin. NY Daily News reports:

Paris Hilton chatted up Fergie during the Vanity Fair & Krug dinner party at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont, grilling the singer for details of her recent wedding and honeymoon. But as soon as Fergie Ferg walked away, the celebutard sniped to sister Nicky, “Ha — my engagement ring was bigger!”

You know what else is hilarious about Fergie’s ring? IT WORKED. But don’t ask me how, I’m not versed in devil magic.

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  1. Goddess mimi

    First again losers. God knows who he really loves! Great way for me to start the weekend.

  2. Goddess mimi

    Ha ha second just to rub it in, prayers work for those in the eye of God.

  3. PS: BIG BIRD

    So is your disgusting std infested pussy.

  4. p0nk

    praying for mimi

  5. Jupiter Girl

    Paris sucks major balls tho!

  6. ktb

    Paris can only WISH she will know the love of a real man…
    Fergie walked away only to get away from the stench of Paris’ pussy!

  7. Goddess mimi

    p0nk, I don’t want for any heathens to pray for me please. It is sacreligious. Now run along dear and smear some more makeup on your acne scars.

  8. boo

    Not feeling Fergies dress, but she looks really pretty here.

    Considering this is the Superficial, shouldn’t we be worshipping Paris as our mothership?

  9. Hey p0nk, how’s it going??

  10. Jrz

    Yeah, and so is your vag, Paris.

  11. p0nk

    Hey Mom how are you? Just hanging on to the end of the day.

  12. Oh, sorry, thought was the real p0nk. You should really get your own name, there’s a whole bunch to choose from..

  13. Jrz

    hi p0nk.

  14. shut it

    if you hate paris so much, THEN STOP POSTING ABOUT HER! STOP PUTTING HER PICS UP. even if you make snide comments about her, you still care, which gives her more publicity and fame. SO ALL OF YOU WHO HATE PARIS & WANT HER TO DISAPPEAR…PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT HER or even CARING about what she’s up to. FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY PLEEAAAASSEE!!!!!!!

  15. Paris may be a whore but Fergie is a tranny. Giving those options – I’ll choose the whore.

  16. p0nk

    hi Frist, hi Jrz.

    don’t know who 11 is. but after yesterday it’s not surprising to find a few trolls around.

  17. ctfgvybhujnkm

    GODDAMN SHE IS SO HEINOUS LOOKING. Whoever said she looks pretty here is our of their mind. However, I am glad to see that someone else besides myself thinks she is a tranny.

  18. Yea - blah blah

    Paris = shallow

  19. ctfgvybhujnkm

    **Out

  20. ctfgvybhujnkm

    **Out

  21. ctfgvybhujnkm

    **Out

  22. ctfgvybhujnkm

    **Out

  23. This is like not winning the lottery and saying “HA, my numbers were better”…

  24. Lulu Vega

    …yea, well, her head is bigger too. I mean physically bigger.

  25. Val

    maybe she jealous of fergies bank account compared to her own since she was ditched by her grandfather….go eat more cock you whore

  26. Lisa

    Paris what a spoiled bitch!!

  27. beep beep

    #15 Both of them look like trannies. You should get your eyes checked

  28. Liz

    Whhhhhhhy? Why are we still talking about Paris Hiiiiiltoooon? WWwWhhhhyyyy?

  29. What a bitch! Paris’ ring was TOO big anyway.

  30. Jennyjenjen

    “God” will keep Mimi’s “great” weekend going by providing her with a new stray cat to add to her collection. Her good fortune will continue when she stumbles upon the new Hostess has just released at the 7-11. While at the 7-11 Mimi gets her 3rd Big Gulp, because she’s just getting her weekend going! Next, Mimi can’t believe her luck when she wins 5 dollars on the 27th scratch off ticket she’s bought! Mimi promptly waddles to the Dollar Store where she joyously peruses the figurine aisle to spend said winnings on precious little off-label Garfield figures. Next, Mimi hitches a ride home with Earl, the local simpleton and Mimi’s BFF. The entire ride back to the trailer park Mimi basks in the glory of being both “first” and “second” because she truly is chosen and loved in the eyes of “god”.

  31. Tommy

    Paris’ pussy is also bigger too like a wizard’s sleeve! Dirty white trash whore!!

  32. gotmilk?

    does paris mean the huge engagement ring she bought herself to hide the smaller one she was actually given? what a jealous slut.

    and paris, it dosen’t matter whos ring was bigger, your ass got dumped!

  33. mimi

    Jennyjenjen, you are a fat smelly cunt I didn’t need that. Why can’t I revel in a small moral victory now and again? What have I done to you? I exhibit my intelligence now and then by being the smartest and first and that threatens you? I hope your pregnencey is stillborn you goddamn fucking whore.
    I hope the next time you are at the beach you get bitten by a shark. I hope you die you slut.

  34. SoundsLikeJennyjenjenHitMimiWhereItHurts

    Sounds like Jennyjenjen hit Mimi in a nerve. Eating Twinkies while reading the bible will ease the hurt Mimi. Don’t worry somebody somewhere loves you if no reason other than loving you is easier than trying to masturbate for the 79th time in an hour.

  35. Venom

    I don’t really care for Fergie, but she has a good looking husband, a real career and no herpes as far as I know.
    Or an super embarrassing sex tape on the Internet.

  36. Vince Lombardi

    A Paris Hilton post…. color me surprised.

  37. mamamiasweepeaches

    I dont even remember Paris being engaged. Maybe I was sick that week.

    Oh well, SOUR GRAPES on her part!

  38. p*vixxxen

    Funny that Paris has to make fun of someone who actually got to and walked down the aisle. Paris wishes she was still engaged so she talked shit about what she could

  39. Massa'

    Speaking of porch monkey’s:

    Most white people hate coons. It’s only natural. To see every major urban setting completely overrun and destroyed by the apes is reason enough, but then throw in their only contributions to society: rap music, gang rapes, crack rock cocaine, drive-by shootings, and the fashion sense of 3-year old retards, and you see they make it quite easy to despise them, especially since the white man has to pay for their gold teeth, housing, food, etc….

    The problem is, nobody wants to admit it. It’s sad to ask farm animals to behave like humans, to put that kind of pressure on an animal really isn’t fair. They need to be kept in a controlled environment. But first their population has got to be thinned out. They shoud make every even numbered day “kill a porch monkey” day, until their herd is manageable, and then we can keep them in zoo’s, and in military testing and research facilities where they can be ultimately useful.

    Besides, it’s awful to see all those cute chimpanzee’s put through all those drug and biological warfare tests when we have an overwhelming surplus of negros we could be using instead.

  40. Umm...

    @39

    WTF??

    O.o?

  41. Alex

    she is so fugly!!!! she’s got a rocking bod but I’m gueesing a guy would have to implement the old pillow over the head in order to fuck her.

  42. joanna

    He’s really hot………..

  43. joanna

    is that bitch shoppin again?

  44. TXCountry

    Umm, is it just me or does Fergie look like Courtney Love* in this pic?

    * provided, of course, that Courtney had eaten reasonably recently and been exercising more than lifting a hypodermic to her veins.

  45. Fernando Narcos

    Fergie’s alright.I mean,I don’t listen to her music,and she’s more “handsome” than “pretty”,but she’s got a smokin’ body and she actually seems to be a fairly decent person.

    Besides,I live in Missouri,where the women mostly resemble Roseanne Barr adn Madeline Albright.Fergie’s pretty much a friggin’ goddess in comparison.

  46. PunkA

    Paris says” mine was bigger” And immediately the world thinks that she was referring to the penis removal surgery she and Fergie both had. They are both trannies, right? RIGHT?!!!!

  47. redsonja1313

    Paris’s ring may have been bigger but she should have given it back once the engagement was called off, Oh but wait that would imply that she had manners and class. Paris can’t make a relationship work because she is one of those girls who thinks more the size of the ring is more important then the quality of the man asking. I am sure she will find some rich, misogynistic pig to give her a huge rock one day and he will cheat on her and dump her once her looks fade. While Fergie and her lil ring live happily ever after with a man who truly loves her for who she is and what she brings to the relationship.
    I really wish Paris would get hit by bus, she is such a waste of space !!!!!!!!

  48. redsonja1313

    Paris’s ring may have been bigger but she should have given it back once the engagement was called off, Oh but wait that would imply that she had manners and class. Paris can’t make a relationship work because she is one of those girls who thinks the size of the ring is more important then the quality of the man asking. I am sure she will find some rich, misogynistic pig to give her a huge rock one day and he will cheat on her and dump her once her looks fade. While Fergie and her lil ring live happily ever after with a man who truly loves her for who she is and what she brings to the relationship.
    I really wish Paris would get hit by bus, she is such a waste of space !!!!!!!!

  49. agentgirl007

    And she laughed at you, Paris, because she has bigger BOOBS and doesn’t have to move to another country to find someone who likes her

  50. annie

    Who gives a fck about a diamond ring when you get to have sex as much as you like and more with Josh
    Duhamel.
    Holy crap he is fucking hot!
    Paris is just a jealous bitch that cant land herself a real man.
    Even Nicole Richie got herself a man and a kid..
    Paris is left behind.
    Must suck to be her when even plastic surgery monsters land themselves fine men and she got..
    uhm…
    a BFF..
    LMAO!!!

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