Paris Hilton apparently feels she’s in the position to insult people’s engagement rings. Including Fergie who recently married Josh Duhamel while Paris got dumped by an Elmer Fudd twin. NY Daily News reports:
Paris Hilton chatted up Fergie during the Vanity Fair & Krug dinner party at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont, grilling the singer for details of her recent wedding and honeymoon. But as soon as Fergie Ferg walked away, the celebutard sniped to sister Nicky, “Ha — my engagement ring was bigger!”
You know what else is hilarious about Fergie’s ring? IT WORKED. But don’t ask me how, I’m not versed in devil magic.
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News
Goddess mimi | February 6, 2009 at 12:23 pm
First again losers. God knows who he really loves! Great way for me to start the weekend.
Goddess mimi | February 6, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Ha ha second just to rub it in, prayers work for those in the eye of God.
DON COLONIC | February 6, 2009 at 12:28 pm
PS: BIG BIRD
So is your disgusting std infested pussy.
p0nk | February 6, 2009 at 12:33 pm
praying for mimi
Jupiter Girl | February 6, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Paris sucks major balls tho!
ktb | February 6, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Paris can only WISH she will know the love of a real man…
Fergie walked away only to get away from the stench of Paris’ pussy!
Goddess mimi | February 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm
p0nk, I don’t want for any heathens to pray for me please. It is sacreligious. Now run along dear and smear some more makeup on your acne scars.
boo | February 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Not feeling Fergies dress, but she looks really pretty here.
Considering this is the Superficial, shouldn’t we be worshipping Paris as our mothership?
FRIST!!! | February 6, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Hey p0nk, how’s it going??
Jrz | February 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Yeah, and so is your vag, Paris.
p0nk | February 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Hey Mom how are you? Just hanging on to the end of the day.
FRIST!!! | February 6, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Oh, sorry, thought was the real p0nk. You should really get your own name, there’s a whole bunch to choose from..
Jrz | February 6, 2009 at 12:53 pm
hi p0nk.
shut it | February 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm
if you hate paris so much, THEN STOP POSTING ABOUT HER! STOP PUTTING HER PICS UP. even if you make snide comments about her, you still care, which gives her more publicity and fame. SO ALL OF YOU WHO HATE PARIS & WANT HER TO DISAPPEAR…PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT HER or even CARING about what she’s up to. FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY PLEEAAAASSEE!!!!!!!
Sportsdvl | February 6, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Paris may be a whore but Fergie is a tranny. Giving those options – I’ll choose the whore.
p0nk | February 6, 2009 at 12:59 pm
hi Frist, hi Jrz.
don’t know who 11 is. but after yesterday it’s not surprising to find a few trolls around.
ctfgvybhujnkm | February 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm
GODDAMN SHE IS SO HEINOUS LOOKING. Whoever said she looks pretty here is our of their mind. However, I am glad to see that someone else besides myself thinks she is a tranny.
Yea - blah blah | February 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Paris = shallow
ctfgvybhujnkm | February 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
**Out
ctfgvybhujnkm | February 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
**Out
ctfgvybhujnkm | February 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
**Out
ctfgvybhujnkm | February 6, 2009 at 1:03 pm
**Out
RichPort's Ghost | February 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm
This is like not winning the lottery and saying “HA, my numbers were better”…
Lulu Vega | February 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm
…yea, well, her head is bigger too. I mean physically bigger.
Val | February 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm
maybe she jealous of fergies bank account compared to her own since she was ditched by her grandfather….go eat more cock you whore
Lisa | February 6, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Paris what a spoiled bitch!!
beep beep | February 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm
#15 Both of them look like trannies. You should get your eyes checked
Liz | February 6, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Whhhhhhhy? Why are we still talking about Paris Hiiiiiltoooon? WWwWhhhhyyyy?
BLAH GIRLS | February 6, 2009 at 1:55 pm
What a bitch! Paris’ ring was TOO big anyway.
Jennyjenjen | February 6, 2009 at 2:02 pm
“God” will keep Mimi’s “great” weekend going by providing her with a new stray cat to add to her collection. Her good fortune will continue when she stumbles upon the new Hostess has just released at the 7-11. While at the 7-11 Mimi gets her 3rd Big Gulp, because she’s just getting her weekend going! Next, Mimi can’t believe her luck when she wins 5 dollars on the 27th scratch off ticket she’s bought! Mimi promptly waddles to the Dollar Store where she joyously peruses the figurine aisle to spend said winnings on precious little off-label Garfield figures. Next, Mimi hitches a ride home with Earl, the local simpleton and Mimi’s BFF. The entire ride back to the trailer park Mimi basks in the glory of being both “first” and “second” because she truly is chosen and loved in the eyes of “god”.
Tommy | February 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Paris’ pussy is also bigger too like a wizard’s sleeve! Dirty white trash whore!!
gotmilk? | February 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
does paris mean the huge engagement ring she bought herself to hide the smaller one she was actually given? what a jealous slut.
and paris, it dosen’t matter whos ring was bigger, your ass got dumped!
mimi | February 6, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Jennyjenjen, you are a fat smelly cunt I didn’t need that. Why can’t I revel in a small moral victory now and again? What have I done to you? I exhibit my intelligence now and then by being the smartest and first and that threatens you? I hope your pregnencey is stillborn you goddamn fucking whore.
I hope the next time you are at the beach you get bitten by a shark. I hope you die you slut.
SoundsLikeJennyjenjenHitMimiWhereItHurts | February 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Sounds like Jennyjenjen hit Mimi in a nerve. Eating Twinkies while reading the bible will ease the hurt Mimi. Don’t worry somebody somewhere loves you if no reason other than loving you is easier than trying to masturbate for the 79th time in an hour.
Venom | February 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I don’t really care for Fergie, but she has a good looking husband, a real career and no herpes as far as I know.
Or an super embarrassing sex tape on the Internet.
Vince Lombardi | February 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm
A Paris Hilton post…. color me surprised.
mamamiasweepeaches | February 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I dont even remember Paris being engaged. Maybe I was sick that week.
Oh well, SOUR GRAPES on her part!
p*vixxxen | February 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Funny that Paris has to make fun of someone who actually got to and walked down the aisle. Paris wishes she was still engaged so she talked shit about what she could
Massa' | February 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Speaking of porch monkey’s:
Most white people hate coons. It’s only natural. To see every major urban setting completely overrun and destroyed by the apes is reason enough, but then throw in their only contributions to society: rap music, gang rapes, crack rock cocaine, drive-by shootings, and the fashion sense of 3-year old retards, and you see they make it quite easy to despise them, especially since the white man has to pay for their gold teeth, housing, food, etc….
The problem is, nobody wants to admit it. It’s sad to ask farm animals to behave like humans, to put that kind of pressure on an animal really isn’t fair. They need to be kept in a controlled environment. But first their population has got to be thinned out. They shoud make every even numbered day “kill a porch monkey” day, until their herd is manageable, and then we can keep them in zoo’s, and in military testing and research facilities where they can be ultimately useful.
Besides, it’s awful to see all those cute chimpanzee’s put through all those drug and biological warfare tests when we have an overwhelming surplus of negros we could be using instead.
Umm... | February 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@39
WTF??
O.o?
Alex | February 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
she is so fugly!!!! she’s got a rocking bod but I’m gueesing a guy would have to implement the old pillow over the head in order to fuck her.
joanna | February 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm
He’s really hot………..
joanna | February 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm
is that bitch shoppin again?
TXCountry | February 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Umm, is it just me or does Fergie look like Courtney Love* in this pic?
* provided, of course, that Courtney had eaten reasonably recently and been exercising more than lifting a hypodermic to her veins.
Fernando Narcos | February 6, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Fergie’s alright.I mean,I don’t listen to her music,and she’s more “handsome” than “pretty”,but she’s got a smokin’ body and she actually seems to be a fairly decent person.
Besides,I live in Missouri,where the women mostly resemble Roseanne Barr adn Madeline Albright.Fergie’s pretty much a friggin’ goddess in comparison.
PunkA | February 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Paris says” mine was bigger” And immediately the world thinks that she was referring to the penis removal surgery she and Fergie both had. They are both trannies, right? RIGHT?!!!!
redsonja1313 | February 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Paris’s ring may have been bigger but she should have given it back once the engagement was called off, Oh but wait that would imply that she had manners and class. Paris can’t make a relationship work because she is one of those girls who thinks more the size of the ring is more important then the quality of the man asking. I am sure she will find some rich, misogynistic pig to give her a huge rock one day and he will cheat on her and dump her once her looks fade. While Fergie and her lil ring live happily ever after with a man who truly loves her for who she is and what she brings to the relationship.
I really wish Paris would get hit by bus, she is such a waste of space !!!!!!!!
redsonja1313 | February 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Paris’s ring may have been bigger but she should have given it back once the engagement was called off, Oh but wait that would imply that she had manners and class. Paris can’t make a relationship work because she is one of those girls who thinks the size of the ring is more important then the quality of the man asking. I am sure she will find some rich, misogynistic pig to give her a huge rock one day and he will cheat on her and dump her once her looks fade. While Fergie and her lil ring live happily ever after with a man who truly loves her for who she is and what she brings to the relationship.
I really wish Paris would get hit by bus, she is such a waste of space !!!!!!!!
agentgirl007 | February 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm
And she laughed at you, Paris, because she has bigger BOOBS and doesn’t have to move to another country to find someone who likes her
annie | February 6, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Who gives a fck about a diamond ring when you get to have sex as much as you like and more with Josh
Duhamel.
Holy crap he is fucking hot!
Paris is just a jealous bitch that cant land herself a real man.
Even Nicole Richie got herself a man and a kid..
Paris is left behind.
Must suck to be her when even plastic surgery monsters land themselves fine men and she got..
uhm…
a BFF..
LMAO!!!