Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.
“They’ve asked me a million times,” Hilton said. “Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I’ll never do it.” Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied: “Because I’m Paris Hilton.”
Paris Hilton refusing to get naked is like Janet Jackson refusing to eat a bucket of Ding Dongs. That’s what she does! If I ran into her on the street somewhere I’d be like “hey Paris, why don’t you show me your – “, and I’d never finish, because she’d already be naked, and possibly humping the fire hydrant. At least with Playboy she’d get paid.
Thanks to Liam for the tip.
people are still obsessed with her,hef wants to capitalize on that before its too late.
They could just do a zoom shot up into her Black Hole for Scientific American.
“Paris Hilton must have a central nervous system in order to be alive,”
I’m afraid I’m going to have to mark you down for that answer, young Nettles. Many of the life forms on earth today do not have central nervous systems, such as plants, microbes, jellyfish, and Nick Lachey.
Classy.
Good for you, Paris.
Does Paris really have all *that* much skill with the one-eyed pleasure serpent?
I’ve seen the video of her smoking the ol’ pole (I admit it), and yes, whenever a woman does that to a man it’s magnetic for other men to look at. She looks like an expert!
But she seems to be no more or less than your average salami swallower when it comes to actual technique.
cheekychops: so true, she has no ass! I think Hef is better off showing less famous girls with asses. But then, Pam Anderson doesn’t have much of an ass either. Isn’t a little more ass better than none?
Maybe she’d pose for Hustler, or maybe that’s too much like Penthouse.
I thin i speak for all of us when I say thank you Pairs, from the bottom of my scrotum. Having allready seen you naked I can still only imagine the size of your Beef Curtians after so many delicious helpings of hollywood penis. I’ve siad it before and I will say it agian.
Did someone open a can of tuna?
Good…i’m glad she doesn’t so it. Her face looks like it was hit with a basketball like 50 times. Plus I don’t need to see her naked STD infested stick body.
Well class – no one has scored well on my test question. (I think u may be spending too much time on the net.)
Hints : The def. of “mature” : ‘based on slow careful consideration; having completed natural growth and development; having undergone maturation.’
Cheat notes: Paris is 24. Hef is 79.
Extra points: Paris is viewed as ‘skanky’. If Hef was a woman how would his career be viewed? Explain and discuss.
Just to clarify, Paris will be getting a paltry $30 million from the Hilton fortune. The person getting the billions? Julia Louise-Dreyfus. That’s right, THAT Julia Louise-Dreyfus. She’s in the family, and apparently she’s the favorite neice.
I’m sure after a year Paris’ inheritance will have dried up, and we’ll be seeing her on the cover of Penthouse.
Skip the last question – I’m not marking any more long answer. Correct answer was A) Paris
Oops, Julia IS NOT related to Paris. My deepest apologies!!!
Here is the comparison of how much Paris will get, compared to Julia:
http://www.gorillamask.net/heiress.shtml
THANKS for the gorillamask website- I had no idea about Julia at all! Who knew she was worth 580mill? Wow. I learn so much vital info on Superficial ;)
What hefner should say is, and you won’t just be naked, there’s also going to be 5 guys gang banging you, with a monkey, and a turkey…then I think she’d say, oh, well, why not. she’s done the naked thing, she has to go a step further each time. And i had no idea julia louis dreyfuss was so fuckin rich either!! that’s insane…
Hugh Hefner propositions teenage women to pose in his rag, I suppose that’s considered upstanding by most of you Yahoos.
Nevermind the misogynistic adjectives you’d like to attach to Paris Hilton, WE made her what she is, a mega-celebrity. We put celebrities on pedestals and then take delight in knocking them down.
yeah so what’s the point on striping for million dollars to show her pussy when she had already done things like that?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/28/paris_hilton_has_an_itchy_crot.html
i don’t get it.
Heff does not beg. Shes so full of herself.
Bimbos beg Heff to grace the pages of his mag.
Paris must not want to disgrace her family name by posing in Playboy, and certainly nothing she’s done to date has done that.
And besides, she prefers to show her tasty bits by “accident”. That’s why she never wears underwear.
yeah, she doesn’t want to cross that line! http://hollywoodsnark.com