Paris Hilton to receive legitimate award

April 27th, 2009 // 57 Comments

Based on the success of her perfume lines, Paris Hilton has been announced as the Celebrity of the Year Award by The Fragrance Foundation. She’ll be officially recognized at the 2009 FiFi Awards in May, according to Parlux Fragrances who will extend her contract another five years.

So help me out here, a committee of rational adults sat together in a room and decided Paris Hilton was worthy of international prestige and recognition? — Have these people actually met her? I mean, they know she’s not a cartoon character, right? Sure, the wonk-eye isn’t doing any favors, but that’s a human being up there. At least in the biological sense.

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  1. lola

    The American government is controlled by Zionist Jews. I have nothing against Jewish people (as Zionists are a very small group), but all the facts lead to this conclusion. Don’t blame me for what they do

  2. Didn’t she get a Razzie? Those are the only legit movie awards.

  3. Jamie's Uterus

    Didn’t she get an award from the Center for Disease Control, STD Division, for keeping them in business?

  4. Arroyo

    weird … she looks like Gwen Stefani’s, no wait I meant, Christina Aguilera’s, sister.

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