Based on the success of her perfume lines, Paris Hilton has been announced as the Celebrity of the Year Award by The Fragrance Foundation. She’ll be officially recognized at the 2009 FiFi Awards in May, according to Parlux Fragrances who will extend her contract another five years.
So help me out here, a committee of rational adults sat together in a room and decided Paris Hilton was worthy of international prestige and recognition? — Have these people actually met her? I mean, they know she’s not a cartoon character, right? Sure, the wonk-eye isn’t doing any favors, but that’s a human being up there. At least in the biological sense.
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Jcozmo14 | April 27, 2009 at 11:03 pm
FIRST MOTHER
RaraAvis | April 27, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Doesn’t say much for other celebrity’s perfume lines, does it? No wonder they’re all making headbands now…
The Gorgeous One | April 27, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Sometimes it snows in April . . .
dogfacecuntwhore | April 27, 2009 at 11:53 pm
i think this might be the first time, EVER, that I’ve gone, “Wow, Paris looks Not Trashy. Maybe good, even.” But maybe I’m just rilly hieeeeeeegh.
Binky | April 28, 2009 at 12:20 am
The Fragrance Foundation ?
Ok – call me a bit cynical but – something stinks about this award.
azalea | April 28, 2009 at 12:20 am
CHICKEN LEGS!!
Darth | April 28, 2009 at 12:44 am
Hola!
richard | April 28, 2009 at 12:52 am
Goddammit, she’s actually not looking too bad. :(
Galtacticus | April 28, 2009 at 12:53 am
Princess of the lill doggies and FiFi Awards,that makes sense.
Rhialto | April 28, 2009 at 1:00 am
In the second photo from the left,that’s a surprising elegant mouthshot!?
Chester Davies | April 28, 2009 at 1:00 am
pic # 7 she looks like a skeleton with even bigger shoes than her douchey bf
Sauron | April 28, 2009 at 1:14 am
I agree that’s a pretty good mouthshot.Natural and elegant.
robert | April 28, 2009 at 2:18 am
i like her cute new hairdo; what’s her perfume called?
I’m imagining some tag-line like; ‘”you too can smell like a talentless tramp.”
Lisacakes | April 28, 2009 at 2:21 am
You know how I know there is no god? This bitch is still alive while 100′s of innocent Mexican children are dying of influenza as I type this.
Charley Kane | April 28, 2009 at 2:22 am
I assume the trophy is a gold plated jockstrap.
Charley Kane | April 28, 2009 at 2:25 am
Eau De Skank
“You too can smell like a bowling ball.”
new slang | April 28, 2009 at 3:23 am
My favorite part of this story is the name “FiFi Award”. I guess no one told the Fragrance Foundation that “FiFi” is that term used to describe a rag that jail/prison inmates use to catch ejaculate when they masturbate in their cells… How appropriate.
mikeock | April 28, 2009 at 6:50 am
I wonder if she “strikes a pose” even at home. The girl is always on.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 28, 2009 at 7:16 am
Good for you Paris! something positive, remember having haters make you unique, they all lurks anticipating your next move!
Vernon Decossas | April 28, 2009 at 7:21 am
I’m so glad for Paris. She is a great person and I love her so much.
Darth | April 28, 2009 at 7:53 am
Her elegant dress matches very well with her golden manes and purse.She’s wearing her shoes always a many sizes bigger.To support her fans with big feet.
Nero | April 28, 2009 at 7:59 am
Wearing the shoes 3-4 sizes bigger means better blood and air circulation.Paris Hilton is one of the very few who know that.
Gando | April 28, 2009 at 8:08 am
That’s very modest of her.Not to show her real ,fragile and petite,feet in public.
dirk | April 28, 2009 at 8:12 am
I heard her “Masking Last Night’s Jizz” is selling like hotcakes in the Kardashian family.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 8:34 am
I have to give it to her, when I heard about her latest fragrance “Trout”, I was more than a bit skeptical… and “Sepreh”, though a bit backwards, is a big hit with whomever she’s had unprotected sex with…
Duke Steele | April 28, 2009 at 8:38 am
So, what they’re saying is that perfume kills herpes and now shes a humanitarian. Why doesn’t she go to Mexico and kill swine flu for the third worlders there?
Kia | April 28, 2009 at 8:38 am
She looks pretty good in these pics. Weird!
Jeezy | April 28, 2009 at 8:48 am
UGLY!!!!!
Andre | April 28, 2009 at 8:54 am
Look, people were feeling bad. An American had to get some type of international award, even though the rest of the world despises you for invading and collapsing a sovereign country on false pretenses, then torturing like the worst of the outlaw countries you pretend to oppose but actually now model yourself after (Iran, Korea, Saddam’s Iraq) – and then when inarguable evidence of war crimes (in the bogus “war on terror” sense, or “wer on terrer” as your former president would say it) is released, you say it’s no big deal because you have a God-given right to do whatever you want to Arabs (meaning: non-white people, as your natives and your African slaves would attest).
So we had to throw you a crumb. Take it and be grateful, you fucking psychopaths.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 8:56 am
Andre is still upset that his US work visa was denied on the grounds that we don’t need any more retards.
Andre | April 28, 2009 at 9:11 am
Yes, I’d definitely want to come to the U.S. I’ve already visited all the other countries that use both torture and the death penalty. Didn’t take long – it’s a short list. Mostly semi-lawless African countries and some fundamentalist Islamic countries in the Middle East, plus Korea. Oops – I forgot, also the country that now OWNS you, China.
Great company. Congrats.
Richard McBeef | April 28, 2009 at 9:17 am
@29 & 30 – you are an idiot. go drink some tea and ram a crumpet up your ass.
LeanneKera | April 28, 2009 at 9:21 am
Poor Doug, he never looks happy anymore.
Capitalist Pigs make ham sandwhiches | April 28, 2009 at 9:24 am
…and all the while the dirty poor lose their jobs and homes and can’t afford to give thier children medical care, the rich party on our money!
Kill em all and take back our money I say!!!!!
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 9:29 am
#31 – And just exactly which 3rd world utopia are you from? Because, you know, there are so many (generally protected by our fiendish Navy, but let’s not get too technical…) Now, if we unleashed the Herpes Hilton on your eurotrash ass, then you’de be justified in declaring mental midget war… otherwise, take #32′s advice (I however, will not…)
jen | April 28, 2009 at 9:54 am
Dating with rich people, find my love. My name have been true on the hottest dating place…mil lio nai e ch ats.com…I found her profile there, she is very hot and attractive there.
grobpilot | April 28, 2009 at 10:03 am
Let’s hope that this award is along the same lines as the “Hasty Pudding” award she’s already received and thought that was legitimate, too.
Chatham | April 28, 2009 at 10:11 am
I hate to admit it, but I LOVE the dress she’s wearing.
I also hate to admit that one of her perfumes smells really nice, though I won’t let myself buy it and perpetuate her business.
IntenetToughGuy | April 28, 2009 at 10:23 am
#29 and #31 is just upset he wasn’t picked as Groom of the Stool for whatever Eurotrash royal family he worships. I guess he doesn’t realize it’s actually the eurotrash, inbred royalty and their international banks that are bankrupting the world.
Richard McBeef | April 28, 2009 at 10:25 am
@35 RPG – yeah i meant 29 and 31.
ginger | April 28, 2009 at 10:25 am
Anything regarding this energy sucker is not news worthy and a waste of time.
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 10:41 am
Andre– like Europe track record on human rights is any better? ALL countries have dirty little secrets they hope never come to light moron.
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 10:48 am
#40 – Thanks goodness… because crumpets are so… bumpy…
Darth | April 28, 2009 at 11:18 am
Where’s my bebe?
CakeSnifferer | April 28, 2009 at 12:09 pm
“So help me out here, a committee of rational adults sat together in a room and decided Paris Hilton was worthy of international prestige and recognition?”
Come now – it’s not as though The Superficial has made a business of ignoring her.
msmerlin | April 28, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Wow….that is one of the BEST dresses I’ve ever seen, AND it looks great on her!! She looks really good here, hot and classy at the same time. Whatever all the crap is that 99% of people say about her, she’s got chutzpah and I like her for that.
arealcad | April 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I worked for that Foundation for about a month. It doesn’t surprise me at all.
The Gaborg | April 28, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Ain’t know what kind of superpowers that guy’s penis has, but two things come to mind:
a) He’s still alive and -seemingly- not being eaten away by that Cabin Fever bacteria; and b) She’s looking increasingly humanoid, may I say nearly doable in some of these pics.
Could the dude’s wang be the Second Coming?
Alex | April 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm
She looks really good and fresh here. About time.
josh | April 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Too much makeup…