Paris Hilton gets out of jail Tuesday and it’s been confirmed she will be giving her first post-jail interview to Larry King Wednesday night. She’ll be on for the entire hour of his show and a spokesperson for CNN says, “Paris will not be paid a dime for the interview … Larry doesn’t tell us production details, but what I can tell you is that Larry does not pay for interviews and there are no ground rules.”
The news comes just after NBC scrapped their $1 million interview deal with her. Additionally, a $300,000 photo exclusive with People has also reportedly been canceled. Although I still can’t figure out why Paris decided to go with Larry King instead of me. Look, just because I’d show up with some rope, tape, and a lead pipe doesn’t mean I can’t conduct a professional interview. I’d wear a tie and everything. And gloves. And maybe a smock. You know, for the blood. I mean, uh, professionalism.
daguz | June 25, 2007 at 11:03 am
What’s a million between friends?
P911GT10C | June 25, 2007 at 11:04 am
They gonna show the phonepics of her peeing in jail? cuz that’d be awesome!…and about the only interesting thing that could come out of this interview.
Bill | June 25, 2007 at 11:04 am
I hope Larry makes her look like a fool
mr gossip | June 25, 2007 at 11:08 am
OK so I’m confused, how does Paris go from getting $1 million to do an interview on nbc to getting nothing for sitting in front of Larry King’s wrinkled ass for free? She needs a new agent, fast! It will be funny to see her answering questions from random callers though. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com
penni | June 25, 2007 at 11:08 am
i don’t care what she has to say. “oh, it was scary. it was hot – but in a bad way”
Celebrity Gossip | June 25, 2007 at 11:10 am
I really hope Paris Hilton breaks out in tears during the interview.
Sheva | June 25, 2007 at 11:12 am
Blowback’s a bitch.
Roop | June 25, 2007 at 11:12 am
Prison changes a person, Paris didn’t want the cash, a carton of cigarettes and a jug of toilet wine was a reasonable enough offer.
My Thai | June 25, 2007 at 11:15 am
Now that this jail thing is over can everyone PLEASE stop paying attention to her?
The best way to defeat this bitch is to ignore her.
Dunno | June 25, 2007 at 11:16 am
FIRST!!!! 1!!1 HAHA EHHEA !
Dunno | June 25, 2007 at 11:17 am
Man I have a slow internet connection.
wedgeone | June 25, 2007 at 11:19 am
I foresee the lowest ratings in LK’s career on Wednesday. Unless they make a sex tape right there on the CNN set.
I can see the headlines now … “Millions lose eyesight as Wonkeyed Heirhead screws dinosaur live on CNN.”
bilbob | June 25, 2007 at 11:30 am
Isn’t that picture of fake Paris? or maybe not. Who cares?
Mile | June 25, 2007 at 11:32 am
“There are no rules” on a Larry King interview? Ha!
The guy sucks up to every one who comes on his show. He relies on callers to ask the hard questions but then doesn’t make sure the people actually answer those. He’s an apologist for everyone.
jakebarnes | June 25, 2007 at 11:32 am
I hope he tears her apart. Superfish, you should do a call-in.
Captain Walleye | June 25, 2007 at 11:32 am
Nice sunglasses (sarcasm).
havoc | June 25, 2007 at 11:36 am
By “interview” I hope you mean “kill”….
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jrzmommy | June 25, 2007 at 11:42 am
nice nose.
miss oblivious | June 25, 2007 at 11:44 am
Larry does not pay for interviews??!! Like Larry pays for anything? He doesn’t own CNN, does he? Was that a clever way for CNN to get around that they are the ones actually paying her? Like it even matters, Paris doesn’t care about money, she has enough to last a lifetime. Paris wants attention & fame. And unfortunately, the world won’t stop giving it to her. I just want to know; who the hell finds this vapid bitch interesting or attractive?!! I have yet to met anyone thus far…
FREAKFLAG | June 25, 2007 at 11:44 am
Is Larry going to have her new fiance on the show as well? Maybe she can call in…as long as the interview takes place during the 1 hour a day she’s not locked down.
Chauncey Gardner | June 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
What I want to knows is did LARRY do something wrong? Because it sounds like somebody’s punishing HIM for something. I mean, what could they possibly talk about for an HOUR? It’s not like she’s Barack Obama or Oliver Stone.
sea | June 25, 2007 at 11:52 am
I don’t understand the quick slide CNN did from respected news organization to goofy I Report segments and exclusive Hilton interviews.
Superfish | June 25, 2007 at 12:04 pm
that’s all you’d show up with? rope tape and lead pipe? ha! i’d just shoot the bitch before the interview starts. and then when the producers come into the room and ask why paris’s head is hanging over her chest, i’d just simply shake my head and shrug my shoulders and say “dude, its Paris Hilton. What did you expect?”
CNN SUCKS | June 25, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Write to CNN & tell them you won’t be watching…
http://edition.cnn.com/feedback/forms/form1.html?39
# 9 is right: Her biggest nightmare is to be ignored, so to do the most damage IGNORE her!!!
Who really gives a fuck if she cries or not or what she says on that bullshit interview… you already know what it’s going to be: she’s a new person it was the biggest challenge of her life, blah, blah, blah….
The only way it would be worth watching is if someone pretends they are going to ask about how it’s changed her life and then when they get on the air they ask about how catching herpes fits in with being a good “role model”
Even then, there’s always youtube!
Superfish | June 25, 2007 at 12:04 pm
…then i’d piss on her.
probably shit on her too
Bart | June 25, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Could this photo of her be any worse? I never truely appreciated how ugly her nose was intil I saw it poking out under those sunglasses.
Horseface Hilton needs not be photographed anymore!
Bart | June 25, 2007 at 12:10 pm
#25 she may like the piss and shit
MDubs | June 25, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Guys…this pic looks like that Paris Hilton impersonator. Is it?
Bern | June 25, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I’d rather watch King have a 3 hour conversation with a discarded can of tuna fish.
jrzmommy | June 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Bern—that’s the same thing, isn’t it?
daily jones | June 25, 2007 at 12:32 pm
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa bitches, you thought that she was down for the count! HA she prove to you bitches that she is a fighter, not just a good dick sucker!
LL | June 25, 2007 at 12:33 pm
#30 – heh, good one…
What I wanna see is a cage fight between Baba Wawa and Larry King for the right to the first interview. First, Larry and Baba would rip Paris right in two in an attempt to get her for themselves, then claw each other to death. I’d watch that shit for sure.
Anyone who watches a post-jail interview with Paris Hilton is a retard. Actually, anyone who still watches Larry King is a retard.
PIL | June 25, 2007 at 12:50 pm
This is not Paris… this is the “loser-est loser” that wants to look like Paris. I hope they both die!
carlacalifornia | June 25, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Her family had been crowing all week on another website that she was going to make millions from being jailed- they should have kept their yaps shut because they totally effed themselves by gloating……..
Melani | June 25, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I’m no Paris fan or supporter, and I have no interest in listening to hear stupid interviews. But c’mon # 18, can’t you find something more intelligent to say than “nice nose”? That’s something my 3 year old would say.
richport | June 25, 2007 at 3:03 pm
i know that is not paris because the pic does not make me want to throw up
much like sucking cock does
Hollywood Agent | June 25, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I hope she announces that she is going to be the new U.S. Ambassador at the United Nations.
UN Representative – “Paris how do you vote, yea or nay.”
Paris – “For Sure!”
Hollywood Agent | June 25, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I hope she announces that she is going to be the new U.S. Ambassador at the United Nations.
UN Representative – “Paris how do you vote, yea or nay.”
Paris – “For Sure!”
wedgeone | June 25, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Jesus, troll! RichPort hasn’t been around these parts for months, yet you’re still tossing out your homoerotic fantasies about him?
Do us all a favor and go enlist yourself as a suicide bomber in Iraq. Make sure that you blow yourself up in the Al Qaida training camp though.
No More Paris | June 25, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Please sign the petition to stop media coverage of the “celebrity” known as Paris Hilton. This is no joke – I am tired of hearing/reading about this worthless trollop! If you are too then “sign” the petition linked below.
http://nomoreparishilton.blogspot.com/
k8lin | June 25, 2007 at 3:41 pm
She kind of has the same dumb look Britney Spears has. Like she’s about to eat someone and show us her vagina.
star69 | June 25, 2007 at 4:17 pm
WHEN…WILL..SHE..GO..AWAY????
PLEASE!!!!
I’m so fed up with this ugly parasit being talked about in news channels that should be reporting about important matters in the States/ world.
Like bombs, floods, murders, fires, law, politics…shit that matters and we should know about. Stop force feeding the public news about this brainless, selfobsessed fool!
It’s an embarassment what the media has become.
Write about her in gossip rags and shit for all I care, but I don’t wanna see this bitch’s face when I’m trying to watch the news!
Larry King should be ashamed of himself for interviewing her. There are many interesting people who could be interviewed instead.
Lisa | June 25, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Totally OT, but my first thought upon seeing that picture of Paris was “I don’t remember an episode of Strangers With Candy where Jerri dresses up as Paris Hilton.”
Jazzy Jeff | June 25, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I am so proud of Ms. Hilton not taking a dime for an interview. How noble of her! I’m sure Larry King is going to be impressed with how much she matured while in jail. I look forward to the upcoming interview. (^_^)
dog collar | June 25, 2007 at 5:19 pm
will she say ‘that’s hot’? i think that i’d die laughing if i heard that!
Pri | June 25, 2007 at 5:40 pm
That’s not a picture of Paris… that’s definitely a fake with bad teeth.
But anyway, I still hates the bitch.
Encore | June 25, 2007 at 5:50 pm
WAKE UP AMEEEERICA!!! the whole world is laughing at you, dumb ass. how can she get so much ratings??
Yourfairytale | June 25, 2007 at 6:31 pm
#9 is right, if we ignore her, she will eventually go away. Write in as much as you can to keep her off TV. Let people know that you are disappointed in them for paying attention to her. We can do this. We got the bitch put back in jail didn’t we?
Lucy | June 25, 2007 at 10:33 pm
That’s the straight up worst photo I’ve ever seen of her. Why does superficial pick apart kind of not great photos of celebrities (e.g. “she would look better if she came dressed as a retarded whale”) and let ones like this go?
Nat Schoen | June 25, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Please! Help! I can’t take another Paris interview!!! Somebody quick, send me the Nigerian email scam to get my mind off Ms. Hilton. …About a hundred copies should do it!!!