Paris Hilton throws a bikini party

um, I’m a little bit traumatised by posts 178, 182, 195. I was blissfully unaware that in this world there are Paris lookalikes. It’s bad enough that ‘fans’ cry when they meet her and call her their hero (and allow their infant children to dress up and act like her) but I now discover that there are people that not only pride themselves in looking like her but actually make careers out of it. No one even knows what Paris ‘does’ or what she’s done to justify being a photographed in bikinis every two seconds. What the hell do her lookalikes do?

What are the criteria to becoming a lookalike? Oversized feet, hands and sunglasses, a lobotomy and a world record holder of STDs?
Yeah, sure, “thats hot!”

I think you’re right. It is her look alike. Wide Jaw

It’s not a double. She’s just fatter hence the bigger jaw, arse, stomach, everything. That dog’s probably a pitbull actually.

#96: I think I’ve seen it all now. Using the atomic bomb laying waste to thousands of innocent Japanese people as a metaphor to justify posting inane comments on this site…?

I’ve always thought there was a glimmer of hope for mankind, but reading his shit makes me despair. You should all drive to a very high cliff and not stop.

Now please excuse me – I’m going to do something more useful with my life than read posts from vacuous morons about other vacuous morons.

SHE HAS HERPES

Mr. Superficial – you are hereby ordered to get this slimey, cocksucking, cum dumpster, no talent hack off of the “So Freaking Hot” section of your website.
Paris does not want to be slandered by being called “Hot” when she clearly is not. The only thing hot on Ms. Hilton is the burning sensation in her vagina from the latest sexual encounter she had.

You are ordered to comply immediately before we take legal action against you. Thank you.

Elliot Mintz

178 .. why dont you look at her ELF ears .. thats paris turning into her double ..

Frist, Victor, BiteMe and the rest of you- stick with making witty comments about the post. You can all be funny at times but no one cares that you all wish to tagteam the fat redhead. You are boring the hell out of everyone.

FRIST SHOW THESE SHITHEADS YOUR FAT PICS WILL YA ALREADY?!

On another note, I wanna find some of that wine in a can.

I really don’t think this is Paris Hilton…Doesn’t that look just like the fake Paris Hilton? And wouldn’t that explain the jawline and never taking her sunglasses off.

Is this the Fake Paris – Natalie Reid?

I like the profile in pic #11. She looks serious and cool.

# 189…the answer to your question is ….white trash skank whores. Happy to have cleared that up for ya! :)

# 193….the only way sandals would help her look, is if they were protruding from her bony ass!

These photos are obviously fakes! Who expects us to believe Paris Hilton can operate a camera????

215. Mark Altier – August 18, 2007 11:19 AM

These photos are obviously fakes! Who expects us to believe Paris Hilton can operate a camera????

ha ha i was thinking that

Meh, paris in a bikini is nothing any more everyone in the fuckin world has seen everything she has to offer anyways, her pussy has been pounded more times then a nail on a construction site.

What is with her left leg in photo: http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/paris-hilton-malibu-party-bikini-11.jpg
??? Check from her knee up…

What c cute Bikiniii ?? =)

EHWW
SHE LOOKZ FAT IN THESE PICTURES.

Hei! look!

My ass is FLAT!

doesnt this make u think of that southpark episode where her dog commits suicide?now i see why.

she looks like malibu barbie….in a weird plastic way.

I think that her sister is much prettier than she is.

What a media whore

She’s so beautiful.. No wonder why people still like her despite of her behavior.

paris is so pretty.paris ur perfect no matter what anybody says!!!! im just like paris hilton except im younger and im goth.and im not a big slut though.maybe.

I love Paris Hilton.You are very wonderful in my heart.this is pakron_2005@yahoo.com. Please contact me if you can paris

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She’s fat yet her ribs are showing? so what’s skinny to you guys? Kate Moss after a coke-filled weekend? or is she just “curvy” then?

I agree with Cassie! Her freaking ribs are showing…is that what “FAT” is to you guys? No wonder there are so many teens dying of anorexia/bulimia everyday!

Wow…I didn’t know Paris had such large breasts. (Or maybe my opinion is skewed because I just looked at those Mena Suvari bikini pics)

I Love Paris Hilton
;***
<333
I think so is a beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you Paris
my number gg is 161095

She may be as homely looking as they come, but she has a rocking body.