Here’s Paris Hilton at the Malibu beach party she threw over the weekend that Elisha Cuthbert attended. And either she’s still promoting Rich Prosecco (canned sparkling wine) or she actually drinks the stuff. And why wouldn’t she? A classy woman like Paris Hilton? I’d be surprised if she didn’t drink canned sparkling wine. I heard one time she went to a party and was so classy the Monopoly man started crying because he couldn’t compete. True story.
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Texas Tranny | August 13, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I’m speachless
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Why in the fuck can’t she at least afford some sexy shoes. Those fuckin shoes she has on are old lady shoes.
Ha | August 13, 2007 at 3:27 pm
!!! NEWS FLASH !!!
Paris likes to take it up the ass.
According to an “insider”…. or should I say an “inside-her”.
Texas Tranny | August 13, 2007 at 3:27 pm
@2 or tranny shoes :-)
Britney Spears | August 13, 2007 at 3:29 pm
how can anyone look at her and think about sex when she has herpes, I guess if you have herpes its OK then
Malffy Hernandes | August 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Malibu Stacey!
wedgeone | August 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
It wasn’t a “bikini party”. It was an “Attention Everyone! Look at me!!” party.
I’m surprised that she didn’t hire someone to make a sand sculpture for her shaped like a Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Narcissistic Beyotch!
Madea | August 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Oompa Loompa
Shnoz Berries | August 13, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Is she about the teleport a Wonka bar?
Using Wonkavision of course.
Paris' Colon | August 13, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I don’t get it… shouldn’t she be building homeless shelters or washing the feet of recently released female cons? I thought jail time changed her, but this looks like the same old Paris.
AmeriCanadian | August 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm
She has beautiful skin but her jawline is…weird here. And her hair is kinda whack, too. Still she looks very happy and who wouldn’t be happy living the life of complete luxury with practically no worries at all.
woodhorse | August 13, 2007 at 3:40 pm
#11 It looks like her cheek implants fell (See Awful Plastic Surgery.com) but thats a Paul Bunyan jaw for sure.
justtheobvious | August 13, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I could never get enough bikini pictures of Paris.
The Eyes | August 13, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Man … EVEN WITH HEALS… LONG WAISTED!
OK face still, but the WIDER she gets….
THE SHORTER the legs!
She looks like she is “riding the chicken”
Elsie | August 13, 2007 at 3:47 pm
That guy in the background must be gay. How can Paris Hilton’s ass be right there, and you not look at it, buddy? I don’t care how skanky she is.
Texas Tranny | August 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Pretty bikini
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 3:55 pm
#6 That’s what I was gonna say. Or something to that effect, anyway.
Whatever I’m still wondering about that rat she’s holding…..poor rat…
Bite Me! | August 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm
HEY YOU!!!! You have mail!!!
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 3:59 pm
And also, quit knocking canned sparkling wine! I’d drink it!
But then again I’ll drink just about anything as long as there’s alcohol in it.
Bite Me! | August 13, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I enjoy my box-o-wine
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 4:07 pm
#20 Jim, that is gay, drinking wine.
#19, my last and final dying wish is to see you in a bikini. When can that happen?
Texas Tranny | August 13, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Wine………Who wants wine?
Bite Me! | August 13, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Victor, That was a joke. I don’t drink wine. Or at least not very often. I drink beer in glass bottles. And I second your final dying wish.
cosmetologist | August 13, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Doesn’t she ever wash her hair. Her bangs are starting to look like pudding. And why is her dog pink. What did she do to him?
Bite Me! | August 13, 2007 at 4:14 pm
@24 That is not a dog. That is one of Paris’s tampons
kellygrrrl | August 13, 2007 at 4:14 pm
The big white tranny pumps really make the outfit
she’s been covering her fat ass all summer with shorts.
you can even see cellulite on her breasts.
all that Taco Bell finally catching up?
Murph | August 13, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Her dog looks like it is contemplating suicide in one of the bottom pictures…
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 4:17 pm
FRIST………..what about making me and Jim happy? Please…..I don’t usually beg, but am willing to do so now.
hollyj | August 13, 2007 at 4:19 pm
I just wish every aspect of the media would just suddenly start ignoring her….treating her as the talentless nobody she really is. I wish Super would refuse to comment on the douchebag anymore. It’s exactly what she wants. And who gives a fuck about her and her little parties?
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 4:22 pm
#29, I totally agree. If fucks would quit reporting on her, should just fall off the face of this earth.
Diem | August 13, 2007 at 4:25 pm
What a cunning plan – pointing a camera at the paparazzi. They’ll probably be stunned except for whispering to each other “why the fuck has she got the flash on?”
Murph | August 13, 2007 at 4:27 pm
29 & 30:
They already tried that, remember? No one noticed that she was gone. A bunch of other vapid cretins took her place…
http://celebrities.netscape.com/story/2007/03/05/paris-hilton-boycott/
black cobra | August 13, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Boy boy boy boy boy thats is some fine azz white pussy.
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Victor and Bite Me, it’s not that exciting, trust me. I’m no Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. But, maybe I’ll get one taken next week and put it on my Space just for laughs…maybe I’ll even rent a rat to hold and put on stupid ugly gigantic sunglasses
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 4:40 pm
DEFIFNITELY gonna get me some canned champagne, though….
That would be drunk of me not to.
Demon Slayer | August 13, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I agree with all the posts
I think your cute, and u seem kinda shy but i love u for whats on the inside
Boba Fett | August 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm
She looks good enough to shag rotten here.
Demon Slayer | August 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm
black cobra i dont believe that you are really a black kid, i think maybe your a white kid pretending to be black??
Morning Wood | August 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
@ #5 They have pills for that now.No big deal anymore…
casteele | August 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
her face looks old in some of the pictures, but what do u expect she is an old woman, i am much younger, and im intelligent, i have brains and body something she will never have
ana | August 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
she hadn’t her nails done
Bite Me! | August 13, 2007 at 4:52 pm
FRIST if we wanted a picture of Lindsay or Paris in a bikini all would would have to do is copy one of them off the Fish. I for one like a women with some meat on her and a little cleavage. Not one that is so skinny she has to run around in the show to get wet
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 4:55 pm
FRIST, I love meat on my women. I love your cleavage FRIST. I would die to get a glimpse of you in a bikini FRIST. I am like so in love with you. Something about you intrigues me. Oh well enough dreaming.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 13, 2007 at 4:55 pm
what if you break my heart?
how can i truzt u?
i dont even know u?
u have to tell me about u firzt
Blueted | August 13, 2007 at 4:58 pm
http://kokshoor.com/opinion/Superficial_Hollywood_bullshit_is_responsible_for_the_decline_of_western_society
This is my opinion about all things celeb. Let me know what you think.
p0nk | August 13, 2007 at 4:59 pm
i love the pics where she pretends like she knows how to read.
ambidextroushandjob | August 13, 2007 at 4:59 pm
#44 Haven’t you drowned yet?
Donkey | August 13, 2007 at 5:09 pm
#9
That’s hilarious. She does look like she has those stupid Willie Wonka glasses on.
cowcat | August 13, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Kelly Osbourne called. She wants her jawline back.
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Well that’s flattering and all, wait. why are you guys calling me meaty?!???