Paris Hilton throws a bikini party

I’m speachless

Why in the fuck can’t she at least afford some sexy shoes. Those fuckin shoes she has on are old lady shoes.

!!! NEWS FLASH !!!
Paris likes to take it up the ass.
According to an “insider”…. or should I say an “inside-her”.

@2 or tranny shoes :-)

how can anyone look at her and think about sex when she has herpes, I guess if you have herpes its OK then

Malibu Stacey!

It wasn’t a “bikini party”. It was an “Attention Everyone! Look at me!!” party.

I’m surprised that she didn’t hire someone to make a sand sculpture for her shaped like a Hollywood Walk of Fame star. Narcissistic Beyotch!

Oompa Loompa

Is she about the teleport a Wonka bar?
Using Wonkavision of course.

I don’t get it… shouldn’t she be building homeless shelters or washing the feet of recently released female cons? I thought jail time changed her, but this looks like the same old Paris.

She has beautiful skin but her jawline is…weird here. And her hair is kinda whack, too. Still she looks very happy and who wouldn’t be happy living the life of complete luxury with practically no worries at all.

#11 It looks like her cheek implants fell (See Awful Plastic Surgery.com) but thats a Paul Bunyan jaw for sure.

I could never get enough bikini pictures of Paris.

Man … EVEN WITH HEALS… LONG WAISTED!

OK face still, but the WIDER she gets….
THE SHORTER the legs!

She looks like she is “riding the chicken”

That guy in the background must be gay. How can Paris Hilton’s ass be right there, and you not look at it, buddy? I don’t care how skanky she is.

Pretty bikini

#6 That’s what I was gonna say. Or something to that effect, anyway.
Whatever I’m still wondering about that rat she’s holding…..poor rat…

HEY YOU!!!! You have mail!!!

And also, quit knocking canned sparkling wine! I’d drink it!

But then again I’ll drink just about anything as long as there’s alcohol in it.

I enjoy my box-o-wine

#20 Jim, that is gay, drinking wine.

#19, my last and final dying wish is to see you in a bikini. When can that happen?

Wine………Who wants wine?

Victor, That was a joke. I don’t drink wine. Or at least not very often. I drink beer in glass bottles. And I second your final dying wish.

Doesn’t she ever wash her hair. Her bangs are starting to look like pudding. And why is her dog pink. What did she do to him?

@24 That is not a dog. That is one of Paris’s tampons

The big white tranny pumps really make the outfit
she’s been covering her fat ass all summer with shorts.
you can even see cellulite on her breasts.
all that Taco Bell finally catching up?

Her dog looks like it is contemplating suicide in one of the bottom pictures…

FRIST………..what about making me and Jim happy? Please…..I don’t usually beg, but am willing to do so now.

I just wish every aspect of the media would just suddenly start ignoring her….treating her as the talentless nobody she really is. I wish Super would refuse to comment on the douchebag anymore. It’s exactly what she wants. And who gives a fuck about her and her little parties?

#29, I totally agree. If fucks would quit reporting on her, should just fall off the face of this earth.

What a cunning plan – pointing a camera at the paparazzi. They’ll probably be stunned except for whispering to each other “why the fuck has she got the flash on?”

29 & 30:

They already tried that, remember? No one noticed that she was gone. A bunch of other vapid cretins took her place…

http://celebrities.netscape.com/story/2007/03/05/paris-hilton-boycott/

Boy boy boy boy boy thats is some fine azz white pussy.

Victor and Bite Me, it’s not that exciting, trust me. I’m no Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. But, maybe I’ll get one taken next week and put it on my Space just for laughs…maybe I’ll even rent a rat to hold and put on stupid ugly gigantic sunglasses

DEFIFNITELY gonna get me some canned champagne, though….
That would be drunk of me not to.

I agree with all the posts
I think your cute, and u seem kinda shy but i love u for whats on the inside

She looks good enough to shag rotten here.

black cobra i dont believe that you are really a black kid, i think maybe your a white kid pretending to be black??

@ #5 They have pills for that now.No big deal anymore…

her face looks old in some of the pictures, but what do u expect she is an old woman, i am much younger, and im intelligent, i have brains and body something she will never have

she hadn’t her nails done

FRIST if we wanted a picture of Lindsay or Paris in a bikini all would would have to do is copy one of them off the Fish. I for one like a women with some meat on her and a little cleavage. Not one that is so skinny she has to run around in the show to get wet

FRIST, I love meat on my women. I love your cleavage FRIST. I would die to get a glimpse of you in a bikini FRIST. I am like so in love with you. Something about you intrigues me. Oh well enough dreaming.

what if you break my heart?
how can i truzt u?
i dont even know u?
u have to tell me about u firzt

http://kokshoor.com/opinion/Superficial_Hollywood_bullshit_is_responsible_for_the_decline_of_western_society

This is my opinion about all things celeb. Let me know what you think.

i love the pics where she pretends like she knows how to read.

#44 Haven’t you drowned yet?

#9
That’s hilarious. She does look like she has those stupid Willie Wonka glasses on.

Kelly Osbourne called. She wants her jawline back.

Well that’s flattering and all, wait. why are you guys calling me meaty?!???