Paris Hilton thinks about the children

August 7th, 2007 // 64 Comments
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After being released from jail, Paris Hilton claimed she changed her ways and started carrying around the Bible, saying she was done being the party girl and wanted to do charity work. So it only makes sense that she showed up to a Playboy party yesterday dressed in her underwear. She’s making a difference now. Using her powers for good. Don’t you see, she’s a hero?

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  1. Britney's Ratty Wig

    When oh when will her 15 minutes be up for Christ sake?

  2. Bling

    What a stupid crotch!

  3. Lowlands

    Hope the aged hugh hefner lost his sense of smell.Because it looks like Paris is bringing her dirty laundry.

  4. We-Le-Surrender....

    And I thought I could not hate her more…

    The BIBLE? What is this like the 4th time? Larry King busted her on national TV and this vapid bitch still thinks carrying around a bible will make people believe you are good?

    Wait… I think I have it… She is trying to re-enact the part played by Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions… Like we are buying…

    DIE WHORE!

  5. Italian Stallion

    Carrying around a book of lies, makes sense to me, considering her statement of not partying anymore……………

  6. sigmar

    Am I the only person to notice that there were apparently photogs at a fucking PLAYBOY party and the only pictures being posted are of fucking Paris! WTF!

    Come on Fish, how about some photos of the PLAYMATES. (Especially the naked ones that are painted up to look like they’ve got lingerie on. You know, cause it’s art.)

  7. Victoria

    considering it was PLAYBOY’S MIDE-SUMMER EVE PARTY you’re suppose to wear lingerie…she’d look like a damn fool showing up in ummm jeans!!

  8. wedgeone

    #56 – YES! AGREED!! I SECOND THAT IDEA!
    I like how FuglySkankyKelli dragged me into her vapid conversation & I hadn’t talked about her at all this week.
    Sorry … converzation. Go eat boogers, you dweeb! You understand that 12 year old talk, right?

  9. Mmm

    Paris is sexy.

    I don’t care if she’s a hypocrite, she’s a hell of a lot easier on the eyes than her 72 lb BFF, coked out Lohan, and beached whale (bald) Britney.

  10. Dee

    It appears that the only Hilton left with any class at all is Barron Hilton. Right now the Hilton name is synonymous with trash and is slightly redeemed by Barron decideing to not give all of these losers any more money to blow in the future while making total fools of the entire clan. As far as Daddy-O Rick is concerned, he should have married a decent woman to have his kids and keep the trashy stuff on the side like the other classy folks do!

  11. gerard Vandenberg

    WOW, thinking of KIDS? Eat shit because your person is still the biggest Kid in town!! And let’s not forget those Big, Hairy Feet including those ClapperToes!!

  12. a

    My hero. *head desk*

  13. Paris looks great and she is doing great. More power to her.

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