After being released from jail, Paris Hilton claimed she changed her ways and started carrying around the Bible, saying she was done being the party girl and wanted to do charity work. So it only makes sense that she showed up to a Playboy party yesterday dressed in her underwear. She’s making a difference now. Using her powers for good. Don’t you see, she’s a hero?
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Huh? | August 7, 2007 at 11:06 am
Typical Paris.
michelle | August 7, 2007 at 11:08 am
she looks hideous… this is another candidate for sterilisation.
Meh | August 7, 2007 at 11:09 am
tired topic
Sportsdvl | August 7, 2007 at 11:10 am
She didn’t just “show up” in her underwear, she is so retarded she probably just forgot to put on clothes!
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 11:10 am
who givez 2=zhitz about thiz whore….zhez juzt a large man in reality…
Crap Tonight | August 7, 2007 at 11:11 am
I’ve got a sock puppet with more brain than this girl
um, I mean its my friends sock puppet, yes thats it, my friends
lolita | August 7, 2007 at 11:12 am
Shes in her usual hookerwear
esscusemeee | August 7, 2007 at 11:13 am
??krazihottkelli?? is really a man ,how sad
woodhorse | August 7, 2007 at 11:15 am
That wasn’t Paris – it was Texas Tranny. Let’s see if he can pull it off twice. Paris IS carrying around a bible and she is currently in a Methodist church seeing if someone can explain it to her.
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 11:16 am
8==and Y iz it zad….I’m a black boy with a 12 inch dick..wanna zee,bitch?
Texas Tranny | August 7, 2007 at 11:17 am
Very nice, I have an outfit just like that. I love to wear it when I go down to the glory-holes.
Texas Tranny | August 7, 2007 at 11:19 am
@ crazy kelli…………I want to see it.
Bite Me! | August 7, 2007 at 11:19 am
@6 But will your sock puppet give you herpes? I don’t think so!!!
wedgeone | August 7, 2007 at 11:19 am
She IS making a difference. In my pants.
Crap Tonight | August 7, 2007 at 11:23 am
#13
Thats true, Paris does have the gift that keeps on giving – one thing my sock puppet can’t offer
mrs.t | August 7, 2007 at 11:25 am
Nothing says “help the children” like a merrywidow.
Jimbo | August 7, 2007 at 11:29 am
oh, big deal. Paris is still young, let her be. Slow news day?
Texas Tranny | August 7, 2007 at 11:29 am
Mrs. T, you hit that on the head. ROFLMAOPIP
????????krazihottkelli????????§??? | August 7, 2007 at 11:38 am
12==U really wanna zee. pull any black man off of the ztreet and rip hiz
clothez off…the 12 inchez will grow in front of your eyez….
Shallow Val | August 7, 2007 at 11:38 am
“Theeeere goes my herooooo,
watch her as she bloes.”
Shut yer clap trap and be the douche you were always meant to be.
becky | August 7, 2007 at 11:42 am
yawn. she’s so boring.
Annie Rexia | August 7, 2007 at 11:44 am
Silly superficial. Paris IS doing charity work. She is going to give up that grand canyon pussy of hers to anybody at the party that …..well, anybody at the party. Charity for everyone!
******KraziKuntKelli********** | August 7, 2007 at 11:46 am
I will take any dickz
zmall dickz
big dickz
even dickz with chicken poxz
lambman | August 7, 2007 at 11:47 am
She’s toning down the skank, not shutting it off completely.
And I read a blurb today that she’s set to be an amabasador for a childrens hospitol…why then need an ambasador with VD is beyond me…but at least it looks like she is making an effort, however minimal the results may be
girlsonly | August 7, 2007 at 11:49 am
Go to a bar on a Friday night, watch the guys get drunk and lurch at anything that moves, trying to get lucky. That’s what guys are like in real life, not like here, where they pretend to have standards for getting laid. If Paris showed up at a guy’s doorstep in that outfit, or if Britney started hitting on them drunkenly in one of her boobs-popping-out outfits, he’d lay the wood without a second’s hesitation. Sure, “guys” here will disagree, but that’s because guys also lie. All the time. Try to get laid, lie about it afterwards. They do it even after they’re elected President. Hopeless.
Texas tranny | August 7, 2007 at 11:54 am
I really do like the outfit. I bet it’s from Agent Provocateur, so that means it’s way over priced lingerie.
Texas Tranny | August 7, 2007 at 11:55 am
@25 your so right, they don’t even care if they fuck someone who’s not female.
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 11:56 am
23/ u r a fuckin retard…I don’t do dickz , bitch..zo I’m zure your
talkin about your fuckin zelf..what a fuckin whore U r?
******KraziKuntKelli******* | August 7, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I don’t do dickz
I just put them in my mouth
and zuck on them
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
29/ Y don’t U take a dick and wedgeone down your throat
coz zhittalk like U zhould be clogged up for life, bitch..
******KrazyKuntKelli********* | August 7, 2007 at 12:08 pm
whoopz, that is juzt for #29
my dadeez big black dick
had me mezmerized
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 12:15 pm
31/ if your dadz really fuckin U…U need to shoot that fucker in the face
with a fuckin machine gun…AR=15 or M=16 will work the bezt
nice dad U have…enjoy your fucked up life…
esscuseemeee | August 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
??krazihottkelli?? – its so funny how you claim to be a virgin but u seem to know all about all the black mens 12-inch dicks
******KrazyKuntKelli***** | August 7, 2007 at 12:20 pm
my daddee zhootz me in the face
with the jiss from
hiz twelve inch black dick
iz better than an M16
??krazihottkelli?? | August 7, 2007 at 12:22 pm
33/what the fuck planet U livin on? ITZ FUCKIN COMMON KNOWLEDGE
AZZFUCK, DICKBRAIN…EVERYFUCKIN BODY KNOWZ IT..
OH, yea U live in the country…with the kkk..u wouldn’t know that zhit
Y do U think the kkk killed zo many? Anzwer: their fuckin dickz were bigger!!!!
DOING!!! ztupidfuckinazz…
I’m going zwimming, fuck U fuckerz///
one lazt thing | August 7, 2007 at 12:25 pm
34/ NOTHING IZ BETTER THAN A M=16…
mark and fuckin remember, bitchez..dickz don’t compare…
over and fuckin out……
***KrazyKuntKelli****** | August 7, 2007 at 12:25 pm
#35 r u zaying? Big Dickz make u kill?
Iz your daddee a zerial killer then?
Lovely | August 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
you know (and know we know) you can’t swim kelli- you’re not foolin us
regular or unleaded | August 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm
we should start a fund to get krazikelli the help she so desperately needz.
Or kill her, whichever’s cheaper.
Mikey | August 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Kelli loves to fight with people and get attention so it is just best to ignore her a pretend she isnt here….. you can tell she keeps checking the comments section just waiting for someone to say something to her. Thats why she always posts things a million times. This website is her life, so please, don’t buy into her bullshit. The only thing we can do is just ignore it and wait for it to go away.
Hollywood Agent | August 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Paris is now just an old maid with no husband or boyfriend. Poor Paris she now goes to parties alone dressed like a whore because she can’t get a date. Spinster, Old Maid, Playboy wantabee……
bubba lubdubski | August 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
she has more money than all of us combined…do you really think she gives a damn what any of you think?
stereotypical | August 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm
#19 Racist bitch.
DUH | August 7, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Obviously she went to a playboy party, who needs to hear her preaching more than anyone that hangs out half naked at the playboy mansion??
Steve Irwin's StingRAY | August 7, 2007 at 1:13 pm
#40 Mikey, well said, but remember, people are so easy. Your words, though wise and well written, have just gone to waste. This is a Jerry Springer crowd that loves “da drama.”
g money | August 7, 2007 at 1:21 pm
NICE OUTFIT BUT WITH ALL HER BAGGADGE I’LL PASS, i USED TO LOVE PARIS BUT AFTER SHE GOT EXPOSED AND YOU HEARD HOW UNINTELLIGENT SHE REALLY IS NOT TO MENTION SPOILED AND TALENTLESS I’LL PASS!!!!!!!
Wonky | August 7, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I’d still love to bust a nut into her wonky eye.
Ever since her and her sister were in FHM I’ve been in lust.
Krazy Kelli | August 7, 2007 at 1:49 pm
are you proud of being a lezbo?
PenisMaster | August 7, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Darling Sweet Young Kelli, the average black thingding is 7″ compared to 6″ for fully civilized I mean white ones.
Citizen Dane | August 7, 2007 at 2:33 pm
She has brought great honor to the Hilton name. I know I’d be absolutely thrilled if that was my relative getting so much classy media exposure.