Paris Hilton tell-all book in the works

August 3rd, 2009 // 38 Comments

Paris Hilton’s former manager Jason Moore is shopping around a “business book about how Moore molded ‘this blond piece of clay into a global icon’ with a reality TV franchise and fashion and beauty lines.” NY Daily News reports:

“Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself,” according to a pitch letter making the rounds. “Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn’t have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes … she could well have faded into oblivion.”
Moore, who’ll call his memoir “Controlling Chaos,” says the girl unkindly branded a “celebutard” was more than willing. “[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.”

All I can say is good luck to this Jason Moore fellow for writing an entire book about Paris Hilton. I write maybe three to four sentences about her, and I feel like my fingers need a trip to the free clinic for some penicillin. Seriously, somebody’s going to find this guy with a gun in his mouth mumbling “Brain herpes… brain herpes!

Photos: WENN
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  1. JimmyLou

    first

  2. dana

    so dumb.

  3. hmna

    Um, isn’t Paris HIlton famous BECAUSE of her foibles, not despite them?

    Just asking.

  4. Paris

    Paris : The Story of my Life

    Chapter one:

    I was born. I have lots of money. I have a hard time understanding what the words “job” and “recession” mean. I get drunk a lot due to all the free time that I have. I have sex and film it and “leak” it out to the world where I try out my acting skills and look surprised and hurt because of it. I drink some more and do lots of coke. I have sex and record it again. I do a couple of “reality shows” that I don’t really care about. I just would like to get out to the clubs again. I got drunk again and had sex with some guy I saw in the alley taking a piss. I love my life. It’s hot.

    The End

  5. @3…Paris Hilton is famous? Fuck that is new news to me..As for Paris…everytime I see her birdlike beak face I feel like asking her, “Does Polly want a cracker?”

  6. sokka

    what is up with her neck?

  7. rusty trombone

    Oh, so will she be telling famous tales like when totally wasted it’s so hot to get pounded by about 20 random guys at a party? That’s the kind of stuff that sells books. That and coke fueled orgies with midgets.

  8. Billy Barty

    Hey rusty- you’d better start realizing that even coke fueled midgets have standards. That was an insult. By the way we’re little People!

  9. Laura

    SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE HERE

  10. Verez

    I would still hit that. So. Hot.

  11. GapingGash

    Isn’t Paris Hilton (HUGE PUSSY) in a Hello “Kitty” dress an oxy-moron

  12. The Original Shawn

    “If Paris Hilton didn’t have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes … she could well have faded into oblivion.’”

    So it’s HIS fault!!

    He should be living out his life in a cave along the Afghan-Pakistani border.

  13. erin

    did anyone else misread it, “this blond piece of crap” the first time?

  14. Tori

    God she looks like shit. All the hard partying is finally catching up to her.

  15. Tori

    God she looks like shit. All the hard partying is finally catching up to her.

  16. Kelley

    First of all, she’s not blonde, but she IS a piece of, not clay, but shit. Too much nose surgery, lantern-jaw … fugly, skinny, half-retarded.

  17. Brianna

    I feel sorry for the people who have been involved with her during that time, but have moved on and tried to get their life back into some semblance of decency and respect. Everything they did during the black hole of their relationship with this loathsome piece of trash will come back to haunt them again and again. She IS a disese.

  18. JSR

    My guess is it’s a pop-up book.

  19. Namless

    Exactly what could this dude write about that we haven’t already seen, heard, read about, or downloaded from BitTorrent.

    I am pretty sure you can find hi res shots of her herpes if you google hard enough.

  20. ishi-san

    She looks more and more like her ugly sister….

  21. Alex

    So am I the only one that can’t wait to see how used-up and nasty this “celeb” will be by age 30? And I really can’t wait till she hits 40 looking like Joan Rivers in her 70s.

    Karma is a bitch and so is Paris, they were made for each other. Damn, I sound bitter. I’m not really, she just brings out the best in all of us.

  22. Playboy

    Even “Hello Kitty” threw-up on her!

  23. Ian

    I think she looks quite normal actually.

  24. Sick Prick

    She’s looking more like a tranny everyday. Look at those man hands and shoulders. Then she has a Roman nose that would put Anthony Quinn to shame. I’ll call her Parrot Hilton from now on

  25. ed

    He is just trying to make money off the Hilton name, like so many others.

    Jason was only her business manager, which means that basically he functioned as her accountant.

    Nobody will ever believe that he “created” Paris Hilton.

  26. dontlooknow

    There is absolutely nothing new this wonk could tell us that she hasn’t already literally demonstrated.
    There is absolutely nothing we want to know about her. Please get her off all the celeb pages.
    Idiot did not make her a “star”; she made herself a public disgrace to her family, which previously was somewhat prestigious as I recall.

  27. Joe

    Mama Hilton is hotter than both now, & comes with a ied-free landing strip!

  28. noname

    I hope her crayons are sharp

  29. DaveMason

    Barbara Walters and Larry King will always love her, though.

  30. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  31. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.

    THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  32. Dread not

    I assume that it will be a graphic novel?

  33. RtSS

    Title of the book: “Sluts-R-Us” unless of course there’s copyright infringement issues with Toys-R-Us. In image #3 and #4 she’s got the dreaded Madonna arms going on. Ugggh! This is NOT a good look. Wait, I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.

  34. ashley

    She is a winner at life! She’s making money off of being rich! Great ponzie scheme! – shortsinglesdating.com

  35. robert

    If it wasn’t for Paris Hilton’s sex tape, I doubt we would know who she was. Cute hello kitty dress in the picture!

  36. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.

    THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  37. Paris Hilton is *so* last century. It takes more than huge feet and a lazy eye to make a gal a celeb these days.

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