Paris Hilton’s former manager Jason Moore is shopping around a “business book about how Moore molded ‘this blond piece of clay into a global icon’ with a reality TV franchise and fashion and beauty lines.” NY Daily News reports:
“Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself,” according to a pitch letter making the rounds. “Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn’t have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes … she could well have faded into oblivion.”
Moore, who’ll call his memoir “Controlling Chaos,” says the girl unkindly branded a “celebutard” was more than willing. “[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.”
All I can say is good luck to this Jason Moore fellow for writing an entire book about Paris Hilton. I write maybe three to four sentences about her, and I feel like my fingers need a trip to the free clinic for some penicillin. Seriously, somebody’s going to find this guy with a gun in his mouth mumbling “Brain herpes… brain herpes!”
JimmyLou | August 3, 2009 at 1:31 pm
first
dana | August 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
so dumb.
hmna | August 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Um, isn’t Paris HIlton famous BECAUSE of her foibles, not despite them?
Just asking.
Paris | August 3, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Paris : The Story of my Life
Chapter one:
I was born. I have lots of money. I have a hard time understanding what the words “job” and “recession” mean. I get drunk a lot due to all the free time that I have. I have sex and film it and “leak” it out to the world where I try out my acting skills and look surprised and hurt because of it. I drink some more and do lots of coke. I have sex and record it again. I do a couple of “reality shows” that I don’t really care about. I just would like to get out to the clubs again. I got drunk again and had sex with some guy I saw in the alley taking a piss. I love my life. It’s hot.
The End
The Jerk | August 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@3…Paris Hilton is famous? Fuck that is new news to me..As for Paris…everytime I see her birdlike beak face I feel like asking her, “Does Polly want a cracker?”
sokka | August 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
what is up with her neck?
rusty trombone | August 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Oh, so will she be telling famous tales like when totally wasted it’s so hot to get pounded by about 20 random guys at a party? That’s the kind of stuff that sells books. That and coke fueled orgies with midgets.
Billy Barty | August 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Hey rusty- you’d better start realizing that even coke fueled midgets have standards. That was an insult. By the way we’re little People!
Laura | August 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm
SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE HERE
Verez | August 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I would still hit that. So. Hot.
GapingGash | August 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Isn’t Paris Hilton (HUGE PUSSY) in a Hello “Kitty” dress an oxy-moron
The Original Shawn | August 3, 2009 at 2:09 pm
“If Paris Hilton didn’t have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes … she could well have faded into oblivion.’”
So it’s HIS fault!!
He should be living out his life in a cave along the Afghan-Pakistani border.
erin | August 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm
did anyone else misread it, “this blond piece of crap” the first time?
Tori | August 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm
God she looks like shit. All the hard partying is finally catching up to her.
Tori | August 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm
God she looks like shit. All the hard partying is finally catching up to her.
Kelley | August 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm
First of all, she’s not blonde, but she IS a piece of, not clay, but shit. Too much nose surgery, lantern-jaw … fugly, skinny, half-retarded.
Brianna | August 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I feel sorry for the people who have been involved with her during that time, but have moved on and tried to get their life back into some semblance of decency and respect. Everything they did during the black hole of their relationship with this loathsome piece of trash will come back to haunt them again and again. She IS a disese.
JSR | August 3, 2009 at 2:58 pm
My guess is it’s a pop-up book.
Namless | August 3, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Exactly what could this dude write about that we haven’t already seen, heard, read about, or downloaded from BitTorrent.
I am pretty sure you can find hi res shots of her herpes if you google hard enough.
ishi-san | August 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm
She looks more and more like her ugly sister….
Alex | August 3, 2009 at 5:04 pm
So am I the only one that can’t wait to see how used-up and nasty this “celeb” will be by age 30? And I really can’t wait till she hits 40 looking like Joan Rivers in her 70s.
Karma is a bitch and so is Paris, they were made for each other. Damn, I sound bitter. I’m not really, she just brings out the best in all of us.
Playboy | August 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Even “Hello Kitty” threw-up on her!
Ian | August 3, 2009 at 6:36 pm
I think she looks quite normal actually.
Sick Prick | August 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
She’s looking more like a tranny everyday. Look at those man hands and shoulders. Then she has a Roman nose that would put Anthony Quinn to shame. I’ll call her Parrot Hilton from now on
ed | August 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm
He is just trying to make money off the Hilton name, like so many others.
Jason was only her business manager, which means that basically he functioned as her accountant.
Nobody will ever believe that he “created” Paris Hilton.
dontlooknow | August 3, 2009 at 10:27 pm
There is absolutely nothing new this wonk could tell us that she hasn’t already literally demonstrated.
There is absolutely nothing we want to know about her. Please get her off all the celeb pages.
Idiot did not make her a “star”; she made herself a public disgrace to her family, which previously was somewhat prestigious as I recall.
Joe | August 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Mama Hilton is hotter than both now, & comes with a ied-free landing strip!
noname | August 3, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I hope her crayons are sharp
DaveMason | August 4, 2009 at 12:13 am
Barbara Walters and Larry King will always love her, though.
BRANDON M. WITTE | August 4, 2009 at 12:26 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
BRANDON M. WITTE | August 4, 2009 at 12:28 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
vajina daraltma | August 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
she looks pretty
Dread not | August 4, 2009 at 11:07 am
I assume that it will be a graphic novel?
RtSS | August 4, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Title of the book: “Sluts-R-Us” unless of course there’s copyright infringement issues with Toys-R-Us. In image #3 and #4 she’s got the dreaded Madonna arms going on. Ugggh! This is NOT a good look. Wait, I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.
ashley | August 5, 2009 at 12:25 pm
She is a winner at life! She’s making money off of being rich! Great ponzie scheme! – shortsinglesdating.com
robert | August 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm
If it wasn’t for Paris Hilton’s sex tape, I doubt we would know who she was. Cute hello kitty dress in the picture!
BRANDON M. WITTE | August 10, 2009 at 10:48 pm
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
64gb ssd | January 12, 2010 at 4:38 am
Paris Hilton is *so* last century. It takes more than huge feet and a lazy eye to make a gal a celeb these days.