I’m not even gonna try to catch up on the past four days so we’ll just pretend nothing happened and start fresh. According to the London Star Paris Hilton has been giving Britney Spears private striptease lessons, and the two have been practicing on a stripper pole in Paris’s Hollywood house.
“Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu,” a source told the London Star. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’ in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can’t wait to get a fella and test them out.” Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears’ thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.
I’m trying to picture these two attempting to striptease in matching tutus but the only thing I can come up with is a clown porno set to circus music.
Oh my god! Her eye really is freaky!!! It doesnt look real! Who’s the plastic guy in the back?
Jesus be praised! I could not go one more minute without meaningless celebrity news.
WTF would anyone want to watch Shitney strip? Isn’t she showing her funky monkey to the general public anyhow? Those colossal funbags of hers cannot be attractive to look at this point, either.
God, welcome back SF guy.
All I can think of is Britney’s greasy va-jay-jay smothering that poor pole….(in the bathroom throwing up)….
The funny looking eyeball is the glass one.
Dear website overlord,
I am so glad you are back. I was afraid my brain was beginning to re-solidify over the weekend.
i’m starting to miss EARL :(
Is “put on a tutu” some kind of code language for “they got nekkid and made sweet love all night”
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Ugly.
Ugly.
can anyone else hear the buttons on britney’s shirt screaming, clinging & grasping for dear life?
God she is a fucking porker!
brandon davis looks like he smells like an old Wendy’s burger left under the passenger seat during a heatwave.
Good for her.
Let’s not forget that Brit kissed Madonna on stage. In the vein of being totally unoriginal and petty, I wouldn’t be surprised to see her kiss Paris just to get publicity.
Paris Hilton looks hot! I think Tina fey looks like a Tranny. Britney on the other hand looks like Britney that took a bath. Ooooooo, so glamorous…NOT!!!
Paris looks hot? You mean like a “seething pot of venereal disease in a petri dish” kinda hot? Cuz that’s the only ‘hot’ I see.
She’s genetically a frumpy brunette with dull brown crossed eyes, a big nose, and a high-mileage vag. Nothin’ hot about that, even if she can buy all the blonde hair, blue contacts, and nose jobs in the world..
Her kid, if she had one, would still be a frumpy brunette with dull brown crossed eyes, a big nose, and a (probably) high-mileage vag. Typical Mississippi teenager…
Britney’s buttons are screaming yet some of you say “she’s not fat”.
She looks like she’s trying to be Paris with the blonde extensions and all but she looks more like a blonde Peg Bundy.
I can’t figure out which Paris I would most like to see destroyed, the one full of bread munching, smelly Frenchman and violent, anarchist Muslim youth or old wonky eye here.
Look at that fucked up wonky eyed poster child for natural selection, can you imagine the type of kid this one would squirt out if god actually loved her??
The end days are truely upon us =)
Who in the hell keeps leaking this bullshit PR stories about Britney and Par-ASS. They are so unbelievable. Next someone will tell me they seen these two riding on a set of pink unicorns on a rainbow set for the friggin moon. I mean Britney is a trained dancer and despite her current level of sexy I bet she could work a strip pole up, down and sideways since the age of 2. And Paris teaching someone to dance!? what a fucking joke!!! Her dance moves are horrid, we all seen the music video she couldn’t dance her way out of a paperbag.
Since when do strippers wear tutus????
I keep hearing that pole dance is a great workout, finally my husband put a pole in my house and he bought me some dvd’s to start my workout.
I know some of you are wondering where I got my new toys, you can visit http://www.exoticdanceforyou.com
I don’t think is wrong that women want to feel sexy using the pole at home.
Exotic dance for you is the dvd
wow, i’m sure that’s exactly what britney spears needed