Paris Hilton was in an MTV comedy sketch about getting pulled over for a DUI, but last week her lawyers threatened to sue the network if they don’t pull it from tomorrow’s episode of “ShortCircuitz.”
In the sketch – which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week – the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to “real-life” situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. “I can’t arrest you, you’re too fabulous,” says the officer. A few months ago, Hilton agreed to poke fun at herself and appear in the sketch, which was filmed at her house on Jan. 4, a source told Page Six.
It’s hard to believe Paris Hilton actually cares about how the public sees her. She’s so ridiculous most people probably don’t even believe she’s a real person anymore, and just some new character being written for Family Guy.
#48. I almost had a heart attack reading that. Luckily I am in fantastic shape.
But, do you know how dangerous it is to joke around like that. The fatties on here with cholesterol through the roof who repeatedly ignore their doctor’s warnings and continue to shovel fried fat butter into their gaping pie hole could die reading shit like that. Oh wait one less pedophile on the internet, nevermind you keep that up!
The first picture looks like she got her hook nose fixed.
If I didn’t know she was a disease ridden whore with serious attitude problems and a ridiculous penchant for acting retarded, a couple of her pictures might look decent.
Paris would be one hell of a lot hotter if nobody knew who she was. I actually admit to thinking she was a good looking girl around 7 years ago when she was still doing the runway thing. Then she let her dirty business get out there and didn’t do any damage control that was worth a damn.
Now the only people who can stand her are drag queens because she’s “faaaabulous.”
Paris Hilton is 25
Her IQ is as though she is 5
She dresses like she’s 15
And will have a facelift and more at 35
# 6 I hope you serious because I agree with you. I think that push-up bra is making her look chunky, or maybe she just did gain some weight. Either way I’d never want to be as heavy or thick as her. Yikes.
Gotta love the bruises on her knees and the white powder on her skirt.
I swear I read or saw on TV that she was spotted at a plastic surgeons office with her sister… They said she was going for a consult to get her eye fixed because the muscle for it was damaged in a previous surgery or something like that…
Anyone else remember this?
Looks to me like she got something else fixed instead
she had a boob job right? Why isn’t anyone talking about it? That cannot really be just the bra…..why hasn’t she been wearing it for years now?
I dont care what you guys say.. she is hot. Maybe not that hot.. but fake not, she actually looks human now!
Oh, sorry just read previous comment…your right I forgot about that eyelid….But, why isn’t everyone going crazy about it…like they do everything else?
I really need one of those bras. Seems to me every pic Ive seen of her without a bra shes flatter than most men.
ugh, yet another punchline that has been recycled 342512351 times on the superficial…”it’s like she’s not a real person anymore, just a character from [fill in blank]”
writer’s block much???
on a somewhat related note, its sad that I notice punchline patterns on a gossip website
didnt she use to look thinner?
She looks bad. Almost like a blond Mariah Carey…sort of thick waisted and horse”ish”.
She’s wearing that padded bra + silicone inserts lately to prep everyone for her implant surgery. What she should do is some stomach crunches instead!
I was thinking “is that news?!” cuz I thought it said
“paris lets her seriously taken”
But this actually is news, who knew she still seems to thinks about the things she does? What a stupid cunt
Damn, she looks good.
I think she’s wearing a self adhesive bra or uses self adhesive tape to squeeze her boobs up.
Is it just me or does she look like she’s gained a ton of weight? I’m not talking about the 25 lb. breast implants either. Her arms and legs look fatter.
I wish I had her life.
I would trade with her in a sec. and I wouldn’t screw everything up by being such a thankless whore-bitch.
You people are really something. She’s fat? I think the mirrors in your homes need a good cleaning. Maybe get off your lazy asses, stop blogging, and clean your mirrors. You will notice that people like Paris Hilton are not fat. Lohan is not fat. It’s also people like you that are causing the epidemic of teenagers becoming bulimic, and anorexic. While I agree she is dumb as a box of rocks, and a loser in general, it just “ain’t right” to bust on their weight, when there really isn’t a problem. I’m willing to bet if there were pictures of all of us that reply to this goofy website, 99% of us are “fatter” than they are.
there’s no “epidemic” of too-skinny teens, it’s just the opposite – true epidemic of overweight kids, by far the fattest generation of american kids ever. they’re already developing secondary diabetes, which is almost unheard of in people that young.
so yeah, paris is looking fat these days. not jus’stupid-level obese (with the problem of fat deposits between the ears), but still kinda fat.
@71 While it may be your opinion that I have fat between my ears, it is fact that these young girls emulate these “starlets” and are trying to be skinny. Their bodies are just developing and the lack of proper nutrition from purging, and not eating is causing major problems. While I may have overstated that is of epidemic proportions, it is still a major problem, and on the news regularly.
Besides, it’s easy to sit behind your computer anonymously and dog people.
Lard ass…hehe
I tried on one of those bras just for kicks. I wanted to see if my pecs could go to Cleveland too. I have to say, even after not shaving, I drank for free all night and felt like a side of beef. We men are fucking stupid, we’ll believe anything. Like that time I was fucking drunk off of Goldschlaugger and Peppermint Schnapps and high off of hippie weed, and that hottie in the miniskirt told me that she didn’t have a dick, she just had a 6 inch clit. I ran right into a wall and have no idea what happened next.
French fried nipple warts, hold the mayo!
I really don’t care what kind of super skank role model paris is. If little girls choose to emulate her I’m all for it. After I will always need people to wait my table, hand me my drive through, wash my car etc.
Somebody must have impregnated her breasts.Maybe a load of cum got stuck in her throat.
#72 – that kneejerk “theory” for eating disorders is trotted out all the time because it’s comforting, not because it’s true. all the blame goes to the evil models/actresses, Hollywood types, etc., and who wouldn’t want to hate them? It’s far less comfortable to acknowledge that like all emotional problems in childhood eating disorders are rooted in family conflict and dysfunction. 100% of girls are exposed to the too-thin body ideals, so almost all of them feel bad in some way about their bodies, but only a small percentage of already-vulnerable girls go on to develop eating disorders.
dude, those jigglies are looking pretty plump– i guess she gave up red bull (read: blow) for lent. you know what she also needs to give up? men. i would love her to hook up with Triumph the Insult Dog so he can shat on her face and new jiggles. Check out http://video.dotcomedy.com/player/?id=85232 to see the hilarious Dog of all Insults bag on celebs from Carrot Top to Danny Bonaduce. and remember, there’s nothing more controversial than K9 loving!
those are so fake. she had little bee stings before and people think a miracle bra is giving her that cleavage. plus, she can’t get enough of them. do you see how often she checks to make sure they’re still there?
someone asked how we can find out: in the last 2 months i bet there is ONE day that she wasn’t caught by a single paparazzi and that’s the day she got those boobs my friends
thank GOD she is gaining weight
paris with some curves-THATS HOT
She has implants. You know it, I know it, the writers of The Superficial know it. Until this information is confirmed by the representatives of the Hilton family, however, no one will make an assertion one way or the other for fear of getting sued to hell and back.
… boob job
lookin like her mom again !
FATTY FATTY FATTY! PARIS IS A FATTY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Family Guy)
she is getting big. I saw a more recent picture of her the other day in a brown wig and she was bigger than this even. She was quite chubby. I guess this is why she’s been avoiding the spotlight lately. I would too. It’s just too ironic.
I normally don’t watch Letterman but I can tell you this much….not even Conan O’Brien has the balls to ask those kinds of questions. Then again maybe this was out of desperation for ratings? Either way Paris doesn’t deserve any better of an interview than that!
good idea,i like it