Paris Hilton was in an MTV comedy sketch about getting pulled over for a DUI, but last week her lawyers threatened to sue the network if they don’t pull it from tomorrow’s episode of “ShortCircuitz.”
In the sketch – which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week – the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to “real-life” situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. “I can’t arrest you, you’re too fabulous,” says the officer. A few months ago, Hilton agreed to poke fun at herself and appear in the sketch, which was filmed at her house on Jan. 4, a source told Page Six.
It’s hard to believe Paris Hilton actually cares about how the public sees her. She’s so ridiculous most people probably don’t even believe she’s a real person anymore, and just some new character being written for Family Guy.
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She’s worried that if she gets a reputation as a party girl then she won’t get that Oscar Nomination for the movie “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!”.
You can see her dillema……and her herpes blisters.
Bah, she’s just using her lawyers to generate buzz for the episode.
What’s that? MTV is pulling the clip? [smacks head] Pussies.
She doesn’t want anyone to see it because it was before she got her inflated rack.
@ 3….i agree
#3, sounds about right.
Her bony feet are creeping me out. Looks like she has on her famous “bra” again. When is she gonna flash us some titty so we can then speculate on proportion? And how close they resemble Mrs. Garrison’s from South Park.
Since when did she start looking like such a heiffer? She’s really chunkin’ it up these days.
I’d so hit it…if I could cover my body with a disease inpenterable film.
Then, I’d bang her like a church bell on Easter.
she’s STILL wearing the magic bra…why not just give her the death sentence and get it over with?
There’s the boobies again. They just look silly now. Holy shit, she looks like Beth in South Park when Cartman parodies Dog the Bounty Hunter. You know, only uglier.
Oh, by the way, I didn’t say “FIRST” when I posted….and look, the world didn’t end. Just a quick lesson for all the “Firsties” out there.
Oh, and Tom Cruise doesn’t just like “The Cock” He likes it so much that the other night, when Ron Jeremy was in him from behind, he still asked John Goodman to give him a little Mouth Lovin. That Tom, such a Character.
Just saw #5′s comment. Lol. Wow. She really IS a cartoon character!
Wearing Tinkerbell’s outfits won’t make her tits look any bigger, they just make her look like a fat chihuahua.
Seriously, Paris Hilton must own this site. And #5 I hope she gets Mrs. Garrisons hair cut.
I really think now she DID get implants! how can we find out?
i wonder how herpes is treating her nowadays…and does she take valtrex? screw that! just remove her vajayay all together
Seriously, it’s like her brain all of the sudden realized that there is a whole world of push-up bras out there. Too bad she didn’t know about condoms before she caught the old burning blisters. Skank…
i don’t think she has implants. they look pretty smooshed
Look at them big ol’ fake boobies.
Anyone who thinks she didn’t have implants has clearly never seen a breast before. THOSE ARE NOT REAL!!! There is NO way a Push Up could do that- TRUST ME!!! Don’t you think she tried push ups before?!?! Get a CLUE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! XOXO
Yeah, in this pic, it just looks like she’s using a lame push-up bra.
She’s gaining weight fo sho. MOOOO
hey, dead stoner, i really liked turd in the garbage.
She looks quite jovial in the 3rd shot. Like my kinda girl. If her skirt was a little longer. OW!
I am actually bored of seeing Paris Hilton. Pushing up her boobs to make them look big.
14–She did the surgery at the same time Britney was assaulting SUVs with umbrellas. Good distraction, Brit! Who says all the young starlets aren’t good friends? :D
WOOO HOOO she still has the boobs!!!!
AND she’s still got class! oh, wait, nevermind.
actually that’s a good call on her part. I mean she just got arrested for violating probation, you want to at least pretend to respect the laws you broke.
I never said she has class, just new boobs
I was just hit with the best possible career move for her: her people need to get a hold of the scrpit for the Fantasy Island Kooky Remake Movie. (I’m betting this exists). Paris is a shoo-in for the Spoiled Slutty Widow. Wilmer Valderrama can play the part of Ricardo Monteban, and that little dwarf guy from Austin Powers can do “De Plane! De Plane”.
Hijinx and sexually suggestive scenarios will ensue and everyone will leave the island with a fresh outlook…..
And a fresh case of Herpes and gonorrhea.
Yeah. DEFINITE boob job.
Paris’s new look is udderly fantastic. And I can’t wait to see her latest moooooo-vie.
#7 I agree with you there, she looks happy-go lucky in the 3rd pix (ahh gay Par’ee)
I am hoping for some prison lesbo flick
Me likey the push-up look, makes her even more boink-able (not forgetting the cautions given by #7) lol
You may get your wish, Jimbo.
God willing, she will be in prison within the year.
And rumor has it, she’ a very cunning linguist.
*she’s
Damn kids. They all need to learn how to cook and make they’re own after-school snacks. Mommy’s busy typing bullshit.
I am hoping they put her in Chino State Prison for Women.
I’ve touched Paris’ titties before and have the herpes scars on my tongue to prove it.
Those sir, are not Paris titties, those are nasty, fake titties.
She must be giving in and finally letting Hef put her in Playboy.
This is completely off topic…but something about the Paris pics reminded me of this:
A girl in junior year of high school once told me, point blank with a serious look on her face, that her 26-year-old dropout junkie boyfriend wasn’t a “lazy junkie” but a “narcotics enthusiast”.
I suppose that makes me a “cannabis enthusiast”(stoner), “gynecological enthusiast”(horn dog) and “slumber enthusiast” (lethargic douche).
The only way to know will be when she wears something one can’t wear a bra with….
Her boobs make her look fat.
Jesus – are those boobs getting bigger everytime i see a new pic of her or what? In that last pic they almost look pammy big.
Nice school girl look Paris. Time to grow up ya think?
@40
There is no way a bra of any kind is making the boobs look that big. My cat had bigger boobs than she did. Those are store bought!!!
@41
I hope she is putting a few punds on. She has to run around in the shower just to get wet.
For anyone who still doesn’t believe she has had surgery, check this out:http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/wickedwhispers/tm_headline=wicked-whisper%26method=full%26objectid=18824628%26siteid=89520-name_page.html
You all are cracking me up!! Fish comments that Paris is now resembling a character from Family Guy, yet most posters on this blog agree that she’s better suited for South Park. Trey & Matt – are you guys reading this?!? Better yet, FISH, are YOU reading this?
Here’s to hoping that she over inflates those boobies & blows herself up.
And now she has the fake boobs to match everything else in her life. She is complete, as in done, stick a fork in her. The boobs are timed to distract everyone from her faux pas.
So people just remember: PARASITE HITLER IS STILL A STUPID, RACIST PIG who thinks she is above reproach for any of her wrong doings. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THE FAKE TATAS!
@46
What else is there to enjoy about her? He is like a never ending episode of Pee Wee’s Play house. If I can’t enjoy those new store bought TATAS, there is just no point. That is all she is good for, Our enjoyment!!!
PARIS AND I GO WAY BACK, AND I’M VERY OFFENDED BY ALL THIS. SHE IS THE SWEETEST, SMARTEST, PRETTIEST, aaa aha ha ha. I just can’t do it anymore! Time for a shower
Paris Hilton is the devil. Please remember this. The fact that she realized that trannies with boobs look more like real girls than trannies with flat man chests is not a sign that she is worth anything more than a dead infested sea monkey, like always she is meant to be blatantly hated FOREVER.
I would LOVE to believe that a doctor sliced her open and shoved in dangerous silicone bags into her filthy body.
However I cannot believe it until I see her without a bra. If she wears an outfit free boob style like that nasty Victoria then I will believe it. Until then I must go with; super padded push up bra filled with a giant pair of gel falsies.
I have seen A cup girls put on a 2 inch padded push up and then add silicone falsies and they’re boobs look just like this. Implants are usually far apart. This looks like squished fat. Remember you are only seeing a very small part of her boob. If I am wrong I will happily admit it once the proof comes out. If I am right I will act like a major ass and yell I told you so for days, just like I did when Katie served Tom with divorce papers… What? That has happened yet. Noted To Do #2.
OMG!! Is she still wearing the same bra? That