Paris Hilton survived another year

February 18th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she’s attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one’s surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Whee! NY Daily News reports:

The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to their hotel room “worked” for her, and she’d be needing more.
Later, at the Alice Olivia show, Paris got personal with fellow guests, saying she’s “just friends” with “Hills” star Doug Reinhardt and debunking the rumor they’ve been dating. She then shared she’s been in the studio “working on my second album. It’s going to be fierce.”
Finally, at her birthday dinner, Paris treated the main floor of Butter as if it were a runway, vamping back and forth before heading downstairs to dance on a banquette.

To commemorate this occasion, I included Paris’ freestyle rapping on Snoop Dogg’s Dogg After Dark after the jump. And by commemorate I mean increased her chances of being targeted in a drive-by shooting. Happy Birthday!

Photos: Getty
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  1. OMG!

    Paris’ face is just so ugly….

  2. OMG!

    Paris’ face is just so ugly….

  3. OMG!

    Paris’ face is just so ugly….

  4. Tom K

    Just another example of an ugly, no talent, blonde American whore that the American public made famous, now they are tired of seeing her. America creates these monsters and then they get mad when they don’t go away. Someone needs to introduce her to Chris Brown or OJ Simpson.

  5. sirap notlih

    Nicki looks nice. The No. 2 pencil not so much.

  6. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

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  7. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON PARIS HILTON'S FEDERAL CRIMES:

    GOOGLE HER NAME WITH THE NAME: BRANDON M. WITTE.

    ALSO, GOOGLE HER FATHER’S NAME (RICK HILTON) WITH THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE.

    AND ALSO GOOGLE THE NAME NICKY HILTON WITH THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON THE PART OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME (BRANDON M. WITTE) GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  8. BRANDON M. WITTE

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  9. devilsrain

    no.2 you FAIL worse than Paris’ vagina. Now go kill yourself

  10. :::::: Paris is the OG Skinny bitch ::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  11. lucy

    Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

  12. marie e.

    Nicky Hilton is sooo ugly…look at those nostrils..yuck!

  13. Caminador

    I can’t believe neither of these two haven’t been murdered. Why? What the fuck? People kill other people all the time, why can’t it be them? I’m frustrated.

  14. Donkey Dong

    Well since we seem to have a shortage of trolls on this post, some of you may have missed their poetic posts. Let me see if I can recreate their magic:

    “Wow. She si so beatiful. It is ssaid she is on BlondeVapidWhores.html and looking for so much lovee.”

  15. AteIsEnough

    I hope she isn’t in the will, she doesn’t deserve fortune.

  16. Danklin24

    Those are some large sunglasses. I’m talkin droolin and pissing on yourself, helmet wearing, special education retardedly large.

  17. Danklin2424

    and as for the freestyling, i’ve had endoscopies that were less painful.

  18. Thunderbirds are go

    Hey Paris. Brain called. He want’s his glasses back.

  19. Exterminator

    Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

  20. richdating

    A man posted a story about her at ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^forum, he said he was her boy friend many years ago when both ofthem were young, the most important is: He was her first man!! I am stuned!!!

  21. Bobby Corwen

    I believe Nicole and Paris Hilton are both exceptionally attractive.
    But…Hilton Freestyling…STFUNGTFO.
    I wanted to suffocate myself with a plastic bag. It would’ve been so hilarious, if she practiced the night before and had a last minute study on her lines. x’D

  22. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON HAS FORCE FED ME 17 POUNDS OF RAW BACON AFTER KIDNAPPING ME. I NOW CRAVE RAW FLESH EVERYWHERE I GO. I ALSO DROOL CONSTANTLY DUE TO THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS USED BY PARIS HILTON AND HER EVIL PR YAKUZA TEAM. FINALLY, IF YOU FLUSH A TOILET WHILE USING A LAPTOP COMPUTER IN THE BATHROOM, ALL GOOGLE SEARCHES OF PARIS HILTON COME UP WITH THE NAME “LUCIFER”. THIS IS PROOF SHE IS EVIL.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  23. And that someone in his face in his hand? If so awesome. It is like a bazillion times cooler than the Shroud of Turin.

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