Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she’s attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one’s surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Whee! NY Daily News reports:
The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to their hotel room “worked” for her, and she’d be needing more.
Later, at the Alice Olivia show, Paris got personal with fellow guests, saying she’s “just friends” with “Hills” star Doug Reinhardt and debunking the rumor they’ve been dating. She then shared she’s been in the studio “working on my second album. It’s going to be fierce.”
Finally, at her birthday dinner, Paris treated the main floor of Butter as if it were a runway, vamping back and forth before heading downstairs to dance on a banquette.
To commemorate this occasion, I included Paris’ freestyle rapping on Snoop Dogg’s Dogg After Dark after the jump. And by commemorate I mean increased her chances of being targeted in a drive-by shooting. Happy Birthday!
Repentant Sinner | February 18, 2009 at 11:26 am
FIRST?!?!
Goddess mimi | February 18, 2009 at 11:26 am
God’s favorite does it again!
FIRST!
Panthro | February 18, 2009 at 11:27 am
yea you’re first…. blow me!
Repentant Sinner | February 18, 2009 at 11:29 am
Repentant Sinner likes where this is headed
Deacon Jones | February 18, 2009 at 11:29 am
We should do this country a favor and airdrop them into the middle of Iran.
Panthro | February 18, 2009 at 11:30 am
deja vu, sinner
RichPort's Ghost | February 18, 2009 at 11:30 am
I just wish she’d start dating Chris Brown.
Goddess mimi | February 18, 2009 at 11:31 am
Repenant Sinner why don’t you get a life? Asshole.
Mimi's failure to be first | February 18, 2009 at 11:33 am
that’s it… that’s all i got
Inhuman | February 18, 2009 at 11:34 am
The only thing worth looking at in these photos is Nigel Barker. Woof
Inhuman | February 18, 2009 at 11:34 am
The only thing worth looking at in these photos is Nigel Barker. Woof
Kelley | February 18, 2009 at 11:36 am
Someone !! Please shove that fucking Blackberry that grows out of her hand up her ass, take her out back and shoot her … useless twit. I think Nicky actually has a few brain cells, not so for her sister.
blah! | February 18, 2009 at 11:41 am
those are some old-looking armpits
disgusting*
and hey! now it all makes sence…. nikki was the douch in sunglasses between filty paris and over-maked-up kim
nasty world… nasty
foghat | February 18, 2009 at 11:44 am
her clitoris, however, did not
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/grady-ocorn
Mr. LOL | February 18, 2009 at 11:52 am
So I heard Paris Hilton was looking for a best friend. I would be her best friend, yea, if she paid me!
LOL!
Bickus Dickus | February 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm
If Biraq Oboombox would have a “Stimulus” package where anyone who wanted to could throw a rock at Paris Hilton for $10, while tied at arm’s length to a post in a city square, I bet they’d come up with close to $1 trillion. At least then Paris could “give back”…..
Ali Knievel | February 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm
That video with her and snoop is so bizarre.
Jeezy | February 18, 2009 at 12:08 pm
DO NOT WANT.
GAPED YOUR MOM. | February 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm
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jrz | February 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Is that someone with their face in their hand? If so, fucking awesome. It’s like, a bazillion times cooler than the Shroud of Turin.
Anyway…she said her new album was gonna be fierce.
Pathetic Worm | February 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Paris would make ideal bait for a dog-fighting ring. I’d pay to watch that shit “fo’ shizzle” (whatever the fuck THAT means).
Apes in the White House | February 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm
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Ladies & Gents, the First Orangutan, Michelle Oboombox
Janey | February 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Nice. You’re obviously fucking retarded and have way too much time on your hands.
Massa' | February 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm
#27 “fo-shizzle” doesn’t mean anything. It’s part of a number of random grunts that the ape makes in an attempt to communicate. The negro ape is lacking the intelligence to pronounce syllables in any congruant manner, so this is their accepted form of communication, which even they don’t understand. But a few apes, with the help of guilty white liberals, got this form of communication to be federally funded, calling it “ebonix”…which I’m sure some genuis got from putting together “Ebony” magazine and “hooked on phonix” tapes that actually helps other races to communicate effectively.
n | February 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
waste.
CaptainMorgan | February 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Paris is a waste of space and electricity being on this site. Her sister is WAY better looking…and probably not as itchy.
feckless | February 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Oh Yeah. Snoop got “lucky” last night. I wish he’d remake the video about having sex, smoke some more dope, have some more sex with Paris Hilton.
boo | February 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
God, what a world when rich vapid cunts get stuff for free and then have the nerve to demand more.
Racer X | February 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
FAIL.
Santos | February 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
#7 – You’re a racist shitbag.
wtf? | February 18, 2009 at 2:17 pm
How does wishing Paris Hilton would date Chris Brown make RichPort’s Ghost a Racist? If anything it makes him pro-domestic violence. And in the case of Ms. Hilton I support that as well.
RichPort's Vaginal Drip | February 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I gotta side with RichPort on this, even though he’s a douche who has a mangina….
Big DEAL | February 18, 2009 at 2:59 pm
They say..”Only the GOOD..Die Young”.
Sorry Paris..Too bad..HERPES isn’t Lethal.
RichPort's Ghost | February 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm
#30 – How was that racist, you fucking greaser..?
hildon | February 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
Jrz | February 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Rich a racist? For that comment? That’s fucked up. Mysoginist, yeah, but racist? NO!
moo | February 18, 2009 at 3:46 pm
where’s a crazy chimpanzee when you need one?
RichPort's Ghost | February 18, 2009 at 4:05 pm
#37 – Crazy chimpanzee??? That’s racialist!!
el ces | February 18, 2009 at 4:08 pm
It’s her party, let her cry if she wants to.
So Right | February 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Nicky Hilton is the worst dresser and has bad hair!
Darth | February 18, 2009 at 4:44 pm
For sure Snoop dogg has chosen for the Dark Side and luckily Paris Hilton didn’t sing ‘Stars are blind’.I’ve just got my eardrums fixed.
lola | February 18, 2009 at 4:58 pm
That orangutan thing is horrible and racist, but HILARIOUS as hell!
Lowlands | February 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Nicky Hilton has grown up i see,she doesn’t have a bracelet anymore? She looks more mature.What a Pac-Man game on a cellphone can do.
Organized Mess | February 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Santos get a grip. You call out RichPort’s Ghost but not that jackass #22 and # 16 (if it’s not the same person). Seriously, that’s fucked up. Oh and I think #37 was referring to the crazy chimp that bit a woman’s face off the other day in Florida.
AmberDextrose | February 18, 2009 at 5:35 pm
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allaak | February 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm
For fuck’s sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?
allaak | February 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm
For fuck’s sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?
allaak | February 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm
For fuck’s sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?
natey | February 18, 2009 at 6:51 pm
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true confessions | February 18, 2009 at 7:52 pm
…just returned to the computer after rubbing one off (actually it was 6– sometimes it’s nice to be a chick…). And thanks Nigel, for being the inspiration for that. *smiles blissfully*