Paris Hilton survived another year

February 18th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she’s attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one’s surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Whee! NY Daily News reports:

The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to their hotel room “worked” for her, and she’d be needing more.
Later, at the Alice Olivia show, Paris got personal with fellow guests, saying she’s “just friends” with “Hills” star Doug Reinhardt and debunking the rumor they’ve been dating. She then shared she’s been in the studio “working on my second album. It’s going to be fierce.”
Finally, at her birthday dinner, Paris treated the main floor of Butter as if it were a runway, vamping back and forth before heading downstairs to dance on a banquette.

To commemorate this occasion, I included Paris’ freestyle rapping on Snoop Dogg’s Dogg After Dark after the jump. And by commemorate I mean increased her chances of being targeted in a drive-by shooting. Happy Birthday!

Photos: Getty
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  1. Repentant Sinner

    FIRST?!?!

  2. Goddess mimi

    God’s favorite does it again!

    FIRST!

  3. Panthro

    yea you’re first…. blow me!

  4. Repentant Sinner

    Repentant Sinner likes where this is headed

  5. Deacon Jones

    We should do this country a favor and airdrop them into the middle of Iran.

  6. Panthro

    deja vu, sinner

  7. I just wish she’d start dating Chris Brown.

  8. Goddess mimi

    Repenant Sinner why don’t you get a life? Asshole.

  9. Mimi's failure to be first

    that’s it… that’s all i got

  10. Inhuman

    The only thing worth looking at in these photos is Nigel Barker. Woof

  11. Inhuman

    The only thing worth looking at in these photos is Nigel Barker. Woof

  12. Kelley

    Someone !! Please shove that fucking Blackberry that grows out of her hand up her ass, take her out back and shoot her … useless twit. I think Nicky actually has a few brain cells, not so for her sister.

  13. blah!

    those are some old-looking armpits
    disgusting*

    and hey! now it all makes sence…. nikki was the douch in sunglasses between filty paris and over-maked-up kim

    nasty world… nasty

  14. Mr. LOL

    So I heard Paris Hilton was looking for a best friend. I would be her best friend, yea, if she paid me!

    LOL!

  15. Bickus Dickus

    If Biraq Oboombox would have a “Stimulus” package where anyone who wanted to could throw a rock at Paris Hilton for $10, while tied at arm’s length to a post in a city square, I bet they’d come up with close to $1 trillion. At least then Paris could “give back”…..

  16. Ali Knievel

    That video with her and snoop is so bizarre.

  17. Jeezy

    DO NOT WANT.

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  19. jrz

    Is that someone with their face in their hand? If so, fucking awesome. It’s like, a bazillion times cooler than the Shroud of Turin.

    Anyway…she said her new album was gonna be fierce.

  20. Pathetic Worm

    Paris would make ideal bait for a dog-fighting ring. I’d pay to watch that shit “fo’ shizzle” (whatever the fuck THAT means).

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  22. Janey

    Nice. You’re obviously fucking retarded and have way too much time on your hands.

  23. Massa'

    #27 “fo-shizzle” doesn’t mean anything. It’s part of a number of random grunts that the ape makes in an attempt to communicate. The negro ape is lacking the intelligence to pronounce syllables in any congruant manner, so this is their accepted form of communication, which even they don’t understand. But a few apes, with the help of guilty white liberals, got this form of communication to be federally funded, calling it “ebonix”…which I’m sure some genuis got from putting together “Ebony” magazine and “hooked on phonix” tapes that actually helps other races to communicate effectively.

  24. CaptainMorgan

    Paris is a waste of space and electricity being on this site. Her sister is WAY better looking…and probably not as itchy.

  25. feckless

    Oh Yeah. Snoop got “lucky” last night. I wish he’d remake the video about having sex, smoke some more dope, have some more sex with Paris Hilton.

  26. boo

    God, what a world when rich vapid cunts get stuff for free and then have the nerve to demand more.

  27. Racer X

    FAIL.

  28. Santos

    #7 – You’re a racist shitbag.

  29. wtf?

    How does wishing Paris Hilton would date Chris Brown make RichPort’s Ghost a Racist? If anything it makes him pro-domestic violence. And in the case of Ms. Hilton I support that as well.

  30. RichPort's Vaginal Drip

    I gotta side with RichPort on this, even though he’s a douche who has a mangina….

  31. Big DEAL

    They say..”Only the GOOD..Die Young”.

    Sorry Paris..Too bad..HERPES isn’t Lethal.

  32. #30 – How was that racist, you fucking greaser..?

  33. hildon

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

  34. Jrz

    Rich a racist? For that comment? That’s fucked up. Mysoginist, yeah, but racist? NO!

  35. moo

    where’s a crazy chimpanzee when you need one?

  36. #37 – Crazy chimpanzee??? That’s racialist!!

  37. el ces

    It’s her party, let her cry if she wants to.

  38. So Right

    Nicky Hilton is the worst dresser and has bad hair!

  39. Darth

    For sure Snoop dogg has chosen for the Dark Side and luckily Paris Hilton didn’t sing ‘Stars are blind’.I’ve just got my eardrums fixed.

  40. lola

    That orangutan thing is horrible and racist, but HILARIOUS as hell!

  41. Lowlands

    Nicky Hilton has grown up i see,she doesn’t have a bracelet anymore? She looks more mature.What a Pac-Man game on a cellphone can do.

  42. Organized Mess

    Santos get a grip. You call out RichPort’s Ghost but not that jackass #22 and # 16 (if it’s not the same person). Seriously, that’s fucked up. Oh and I think #37 was referring to the crazy chimp that bit a woman’s face off the other day in Florida.

  43. AmberDextrose

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  44. allaak

    For fuck’s sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?

  45. allaak

    For fuck’s sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?

  46. allaak

    For fuck’s sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?

  47. natey

    I’m not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on ‘” ___Agelessmate.com___ ” are talking about this!! BTW, it’s the place where hot cougars and sexy young men;and handsome old folks with sensual chicks meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL

  48. true confessions

    …just returned to the computer after rubbing one off (actually it was 6– sometimes it’s nice to be a chick…). And thanks Nigel, for being the inspiration for that. *smiles blissfully*

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