A scantily camo-clad Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. Much like her Alice costume from the weekend she’s sporting the colored contacts for a scary touch. I’m more frightened by the fact that Paris Hilton is looking hot in all these little get ups. It’s almost like I hate my genitals. I’d probably be better off if I was sexually attracted to my blender.
EDIT: Moving the Halloween stuff back to the top just for the hell of it.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
rockdust | November 1, 2007 at 10:16 am
That’s one scary bitch!
Inska | November 1, 2007 at 10:17 am
Piece of trash.
Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 10:19 am
Her stockings are way to low, they should be higher up her legs.
JVM | November 1, 2007 at 10:21 am
Her eyes are getting even more cock-eyed…
JVM | November 1, 2007 at 10:24 am
And she needs to pick a branch of the military and stick with it…the anchor and the army motiffs clash.
HOT! | November 1, 2007 at 10:25 am
is it just me or is this bitch getting sexier and sexier?
Cuesta_Rey | November 1, 2007 at 10:27 am
She is HAWT!
I bet she gets down like an electric mink!
yukadoozer | November 1, 2007 at 10:32 am
Camo is not her color. And a mask would’ve been thoughtful-she’s heinous.
toolboy | November 1, 2007 at 10:34 am
GI Wonky is checking out her boobs in #2. Again.
“I bought this piece for my Rwanda trip, but now I just support the Troops, tomorrow I’ll like totally support orphans or dogs or something.”
Norbit | November 1, 2007 at 10:35 am
Hot?
Hell no- look at her face on the picture posted on the main page- she is does not have a hot and surely not a cute face.
Is her bady bangable? Sure, well ignoring the rampant VDs she has anyway.
Donald Rumsfeld | November 1, 2007 at 10:35 am
Are the yellow eyes the effect of depleted uranium that we spread all over iraq and in this bitch’s pussy?
Doomhammer | November 1, 2007 at 10:36 am
Goddamnit Im sick of seeing this fucking bird faced whore. Die already.
Empty Republic | November 1, 2007 at 10:41 am
Hmm, only a Corporal? You’d think she’d make herself an officer at least!
Bojan Vicojok | November 1, 2007 at 10:41 am
Why cat eyes with a fatigue costume?
Bojan Vicojok | November 1, 2007 at 10:41 am
Why cat eyes with a fatigue costume?
Binky | November 1, 2007 at 10:48 am
Her costumes ok, but personally I never met a woman with yellow eyes I felt I could truly ‘meld’ with.
And the military ? That implies she has like….a job.
I think Samuel L. Jackson, behind her – coming as Sean Connery is more convincing.
Shallow Scowl | November 1, 2007 at 10:49 am
Ugh, I saw a chick in that same outfit in the cafeteria at Hunter College, and she looked just as cunty and trashy? Horrible.
Nothing original about the sexy “whatever” costume. These days it’s like wearing regular clothes ‘cuz everyone in NY dresses like a whore anyway. Where is the originality, JEEZUS?
did anyone wear anything original this season? Let me know what you wore. I once painted my self black with an afro and the 70′s attire and went as Christie Love. Anyone remember her?
Emmyem | November 1, 2007 at 10:52 am
LIKE that’s a “costume”. Her other ones were.. what? “Sexy Nurse”, “Sexy Alice in Wonderland”, “Sexy Cop”. I’d love to see her be a “Sexy Gorilla”. Won’t happen. Because in Paris’ “mind”, Gorillas are not “sexy”, or “pretty”. Yes, I’ve used a lot of quotation marks here, but please. I HAD to.
Maybe next year she can have someone haul her to a party, when she’s dead, as a “Sexy Rotting Corpse”. She is DUMB, she is MEAN, and she is OVER. And she ALMOST knows it.
Pathetic.
JP | November 1, 2007 at 10:55 am
Ok, I’m in the military. I get the “sexy soldier” costume, but how do the yellow zombie eyes relate? I mean, in all my years in the military, I never encountered a deranged, yellow-eyed freak-soldier. I’m missing the connection.
jack evanston | November 1, 2007 at 11:00 am
The body is alright but that face….jesus god! the nose could be used by special forces as a grappling hook and the apple cheeks……..someone needs to remind her to swallow her food (she already swallows other things). if she really wants to help the troops she could go to iraq and spread herpes amongst the terrorists. this type of germ warfare is allowed under the geneva convention.
havoc | November 1, 2007 at 11:12 am
The army couldn’t even find a boot in her size……
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Damn she looks like a man in drag! | November 1, 2007 at 11:18 am
Damn she looks like a man in drag!
FRIST!!! | November 1, 2007 at 11:20 am
I think she looks butt ugly in that crappy crayola red lipstick. Hot? Yeah, like a glacier.
Sorry, I’m not funny
MrSemprini | November 1, 2007 at 11:22 am
More like her troops are being supported… buh dump PISH!!
Hey, Izzat John Cleese behind her?
PunkA | November 1, 2007 at 11:24 am
That red RED lipstick looks piss pore with the camo. Bad choice.
She is just trying to be all that she can be.
Duchess of Dork | November 1, 2007 at 11:24 am
Yeah, still don’t find her sexy. In any way. She’s too gross to be sexy.
Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 11:24 am
@24,
Yep, sure is.
DA | November 1, 2007 at 11:26 am
Those red lips would look wonderful………..sliding up and down my hard cock.
zavalli | November 1, 2007 at 11:26 am
yeah, exactly #2 piece of trash.. miserable whore. sometimes I think all she needs is a good gang-bang from a mix of puerto-rican, african and yakuza guys till she bleeds from her anus and recognizes that that;s what she is: just a fuck trash.
Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 11:29 am
@17,
Get Christie Love
I remember her and I bet you looked hot dressed like that.
I went as a nun with a sexy habit and killer black lingerie and heels. I also carried a ruler and I spanked several boys for being bad (good).
kalli | November 1, 2007 at 11:33 am
Its the tits that always get me and the fantastic legs.
my comment | November 1, 2007 at 11:34 am
She a fuggin’ whore.
my comment | November 1, 2007 at 11:34 am
She’s a fuggin’ whore.
Tuna | November 1, 2007 at 11:46 am
She is a chicken with a bloody beak (I prefer metaphor over simile.)
Tuna | November 1, 2007 at 11:47 am
Hey Paris Hilton, eat a bag of shit, you suck!
Tuna | November 1, 2007 at 11:50 am
I’ve heard that her disgusting “period-red” lips attract bears. . . . . clearly she’s putting us all at risk.
Phy | November 1, 2007 at 11:57 am
No, see, it’s an intelligent and nuanced political statement. First off, you can’t tell me she isn’t fully aware of how people perceive her. By her donning a skimpy, fetishized version of a soldier’s uniform, she is likening the military to her public persona – she is saying that the military is a whore for the newsmedia, and the rich and powerful. The yellow eyes are clearly a reference to Emperor Palpatine, who as we all know, greatly resembles Pope Benedictus Ratzinger, so she also seems to be saying that the Catholic church is acting as the eyes of the military-industrial complex, and has whored itself out to popularity as well.
Aww who am I kidding it’s just a cheesy costume.
YouHadMeGoing... | November 1, 2007 at 12:05 pm
@ 37 – for a minute. That was funny. It almost made me forget what I saw at the top of the page. Now the horrible memories are back and I have to go throw up. Please go away, Paris!
tommy salami | November 1, 2007 at 12:05 pm
i would like to splooge in her wonky eye and seal it shut with my duck butter.
if u cut paris’s toes off she still would not fit in a size10 shoe ……every time i see her olive oyl feet i vomit a little in my mouth
Defmall | November 1, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I can’t stand this Biatch. I know I should grow up and just ignore her, but I can’t bring myself to do it. I even made a website called “Sick of…Paris Hilton! ” so that I can continue to chuckle when I see blog posts and websites like this one!
If YOU are Sick of…Paris Hilton! then leave some feedback on http://www.Squidoo.com/NoParis
gotmilk? | November 1, 2007 at 12:10 pm
she just wants any excuse to wear those stockings. we’ve seen them about 4 times in the past week. unfortunately for everyone with eyes, this trend of hers coincides with halloween. although, i’m sure once christmas rolls around, she’ll pull out her sexiest mrs. clause getup. these stockings are giving Britney’s boots a run for their money.
MELLY MEL. | November 1, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Body=Nice Face=BUSTED
Bigheadmike | November 1, 2007 at 12:16 pm
When are people going to realize the colored contacts look silly and cheap.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 1, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Is she a cross between Michael Jackson in Thriller and an Army girl?
Shallow Val | November 1, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Hey TT, (wiggles fingers at tt)
tanya | November 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm
what a slut.
put the ugly people in the back | November 1, 2007 at 12:47 pm
#39 LOL. I can’t believe Superfish said she looks hot. What the fuck??? She’s only hot because her herpes sores burn like the hell fire she’s made of. Fucking filthy diseased wonkey eyed sasquastch footed pee stained slutface.
Why couldn’t someone kidnap her and drop her off at a militant islamic base? They”d do with her what the U.S. has failed to do ( I can’t stand what they’ve done in the world obviously but, everyone is good for something, except Paris Hilton of course).
joe | November 1, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Her face just keeps getting uglier and uglier.
gotmilk? | November 1, 2007 at 12:56 pm
and who the fuck is she waving at? i didn’t think anyone even liked her anymore.
Jax | November 1, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Same Old Tramp.