A scantily camo-clad Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. Much like her Alice costume from the weekend she’s sporting the colored contacts for a scary touch. I’m more frightened by the fact that Paris Hilton is looking hot in all these little get ups. It’s almost like I hate my genitals. I’d probably be better off if I was sexually attracted to my blender.
EDIT: Moving the Halloween stuff back to the top just for the hell of it.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
I’d fuck her in a heartbeat.
@41 – “unfortunately for everyone with eyes” said it all.
I thought that was Marilyn Manson /:
She’s just plain ugly and she could tow a tugboat with that ibis beak of hers.
Ugh. What an ego. She thinks strutting around like that is helping the troops?
I forgot to ask how’s the building for the inmates of LA County going. Haven’t heard much about that Paris??!!!
Is she a ghoul-eyed, trooper – tranny? I don’t get her costumes at all?!
Well. Ok . Must admit. Had a bit of a prob with the yellow eyes.
But surfing found the ‘Cheezy/Outfits/R/US’ dot org site (had a bit of downtime) and it turns out – those eyes are actually for the Blackwater outfits.
I don’t blame Paris for the mix-up.
I mean even ‘Happy Harry’ – that pale kid from GB, wasn’t sure when to officially don the Nazi gear a couple of years ago..
Mix-ups do occur.
And in other news, for those of you keeping score at home.
“911blogger.com has been suspended due to excessive resource usage.
The site will be down for some time until future decisions regarding the site are made. Posted on 11/1/2007 at 9:24pm EST”
Hummm… Hopefully they just haven’t paid their bills…and/or/whatever/because… the truth hurts..
Ok. It’s back up. These internets !
And in other news, I think that Oriental girl is screwed on Surviver. Because she’s smart.
And don’t cross the big guy with both the secret thingies. Personally I’d maybe offer to buy the guy a brew when the “Gilligan-Play” was over with.
Not that I’ve seen the show…
Ugh, she is a biological weapon.
SHE’S SUCH A WHORE!!!
FUCK! I’M SO SICK OF SEEING HER FACE ON HERE!
It seems like everybody is turned on by her. Is it her perfect face or her beautiful legs or her great ass whatever it is she has got it and should continue to show it..
Goddammit – the troops don’t need the herp!
oh the fickle photos!! I honestly was gonna comment this was the most blatantly skanky pic I had seen for a while, until I DARED TO use the link @ #73 – what a fuckin shocker. I have now microwaved my glasses for a full 15 minutes, and the ambulance officers say they will be able to get the rest of the burning coal embers out of my eyes within a week or two, but the scarring will be permanent and debilitating. THANK FUCK FOR THAT. God bless you fish, where is the braille link??
Where does one get wonky contacts?
#93 Wonky contacts ?
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Gotta give the girl her props – she makes my soldier come to attention!
(*thrusts hip*)
(*tosses head*)
Jimbo’s troll . Try and get out more.
Ha. Ha. – Your ‘soldier’ is in Iraq.
And 9/11 was an Inside job.
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from above her knees to her neck, she’s fine. add the other parts and she’s a fucking skank whore.
Its a walk off….The WGA is on strike
Its a walk off….The WGA is on strike
Guy behind her looks MAD AS HELL…
‘motherf*#ker i’m gonna be in a pic with this stupid honkie’
So thats where Saddam was trying to buy ‘yellow cake’…
“Ok, I’m in the military. I get the “sexy soldier” costume, but how do the yellow zombie eyes relate? I mean, in all my years in the military, I never encountered a deranged, yellow-eyed freak-soldier. I’m missing the connection.”
Clearly she’s a soldier that was bitten by a zombie during World War Z.
THIS IS STUPID…I JUST HATE PARIS…YOU target="_blank">MORON
Hey Binky, did you know 9/11 was an inside job? I don’t know if you knew that…
Omg. I am sexy. I have seen her photo on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. But don’t know if it is her.
Clearly, judging from her Alice outfit, the girl doesn’t know how to buckle her garters.
Fox News is reporting that she was wearing matching camo panties and was flashing them. How come nobody got a pic of that?
@107 Pixie,
Hell even trannies know how to wear garters and stockings.
I can smell her beaver from here. and it ain’t good smell.
Of course the Troops get a kick out of seeing a real live porn star. No matter what her family name is, she is pure trash. How many heiresses do you hear of staring in thir own personal porno shoot and using it to get 15 minutes of trashy fame? If I was a “Hilton” I would die of embarrassment and separate myself entirely from the family black sheep.
I think the yellow eyes are contacts. But why .. I don’t know. Maybe she is not a real person.
@65 Ill lick your balls, and if you don’t mind I would love getting my ass fisted too.
I’m not kidding.
Everytime I think she couldn’t possibly look more ridiculous, the bitch changes clothes again…
is that jim brown in a kilt behind her?
When will we tire of this camera mugging skizzank?! Somebody get her a fellatio manual and have her try again!
she looks like marilyn manson
She ‘s missing her “Major Bimbo” name tag.
I would wear that If I had a place to wear it to. I think she looks good. It’s pretty obvious all you people are jealous because if YOU wore that, you’d look gross. I think she looks good, and even though I hate her with a passion, she can still look good. Try and be a little more mature, people.
Aw shit, she’s gone and wonked up both her eyes now…run for the hills!
#73, I clicked on the link…omg….my oh my oh my…what a damn shame…oh my freekin’ eyes…,
She does look pretty hot lately, but then I’ve always thought she was cute. What’s cool is that the party was in Vegas, a place where she actually went potty on herself while waiting in a line for the toilet once. Eyewitness reports say she even left a floor puddle. Such cuteness going pee on herself? Now that’s hot.
paris is sooooooooooooo freaking cute! she looks good in anything, anywhere, anytime and always!
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