Paris Hilton sunbathing topless

March 12th, 2010 // 151 Comments

Paris Hilton did some topless sunbathing in Mexico yesterday morning and I’m legitimately surprised she has normal nipples that don’t glow green from gamma radiation. (No offense to She-Hulk. Yours are supposed to look like that.)

NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW and the crotch ones was starred mostly out of concern for public safety.

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  4. no shame | March 14, 2010 at 1:30 am

    I don’t care for her personality, but…

    DAMN she has nice breasts. Pert pink nipples perched on pliant pontificating orbs. Makes my saggy bits look like busted tires. No spaniel ears for her. Unfortunately she has the tits of a 12-year-old when standing and can barely fill out an A-cup.

    Also unfortunate is the fact that our dear Paris has no brains – or has stealthily concealed them for the sake of her media empire – which would make her smarter than all of us.

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  6. Luthor | March 14, 2010 at 2:53 am

    #28…I don’t think she’s reading. I think she’s looking at pictures.

    The pictures she’s looking at are instructions on how to read a book.

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  8. Top Grade Acai | March 14, 2010 at 3:41 am

    Waw she looking so hot, and so bold in bikini, i really like her pics and her poses,, and what figure she have, I am lost to see it, looked her boobs, it’s little small, But that is just round, and ma

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  9. yuki | March 14, 2010 at 7:21 am

    i think the sun died. :/

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    In related news, Brittany just pooted…

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  19. Melrose | March 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Sorry! There is no way that’s Paris. Looks like that Paris impersonator, Natalie Reid, maybe. Paris doesn’t have scraggly grow-out and definitely doesn’t read.

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    Classic fatkitten jealousy fail.

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  25. Porky D. | March 14, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Not only is she a very unattractive woman but if the nose holding in the first photo is anything to go by, the only thing worse than her acting is her body odor.

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    definately she’s just not hot at all , not that I wouldn’t go there but I’d be selling the sordid details later

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  30. dstt | March 15, 2010 at 12:11 am

    me too. I kind of feel like paris hilton has fallen from the face of earth.

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  31. Top Grade Acai | March 15, 2010 at 12:16 am

    I don’t care what people say, Paris Hilton is still sexy. Even if she does sleep around and act like a fool.

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  32. balls | March 15, 2010 at 12:49 am

    I find it amazing how desensitized I’ve become to seeing ‘Paris Hilton’ and ‘nude’ in the same tabloid headline. To avoid unworthily dignifying her anymore, I’m not even going to look at these pictures. Ok, maybe one…

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  33. AndLV | March 15, 2010 at 7:41 am

    Oh my god…

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  34. qimar | March 15, 2010 at 9:57 am

    At least Jacko did some charity work. What does this person do? Exhibits herself. Poor girl.

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  35. qimar | March 15, 2010 at 9:59 am

    At least Jacko did some charity work. What does this person do? Exhibits herself. Poor girl.

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  36. captain america | March 15, 2010 at 11:40 am

    I’m curious……………………..how will her toes look like?

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  37. hmm | March 15, 2010 at 11:57 am

    that wazzz me…with that mobile….actin all important….next 2 Paris haha)

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  38. Let's Study Donald Trump's Hair-Over | March 15, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Why bother? The skanky, worthless whore is a waste until she shows. The cavernous fuck-hole w/mounds and mounds of fur, a cucumber stuck deep up her bung-hole, me squeezing her itty-bitty mosquito bite titties might draw attention. @Time’s Square, in broad daylight, Paris dumping a load on the sidewalk and she could be my running mate for Prez. CLEAR, CLEAR, UNOBSTRUCTIVE views. Not photos half way to the Moon, fuzzy shit you can barely recognize her hound dog face.

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  39. What | March 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    I mean, who hasn’t seen her naked anyways??

    She’s been completely nude all over the Internets.

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  40. terry | March 15, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    She has cute titties. I salute her for not getting them inflated with silicone or salt water. I think she is steamy hot!

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  41. Izzy | March 15, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    What’s most shocking is…..PARIS ACTUALLY CAN READ???? WOW.

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  42. WMR | March 15, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    The girl has a tough life!

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  43. Bridgette | March 15, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    I have noticed, over the past year, that there has been a lot less “coverage,” (No pun intended) on and/or about Paris Hilton. Imagine that… Paris is actually, moving backwards on the popularity ladder of Hollywood? ‘Fraid So… I can almost bet you that she paid a paparazzi dearly and then on top of that, had to beg the photog to take nude pics of her, in a way like it was done from the famed video of Jennifer Lopez in “Jenny From the Block.” All of this was well acted and now she deserves her little award… lol

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  44. MATT | March 15, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    iv seen her give bjs before its realy no big deal

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  47. Sexy Lingerie | March 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    I thought everyone had already seen Ms Hilton’s debut sex video with her boyfriend. So why is this a viral feed when this time she has yellow stars covering her naughty bits. We have already seen her in her sexy lingerie and without it, so what’s with the stars. Just make a link of the video viral again like the last person that did this.

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  48. Sexy Lingerie Stars | March 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Hey who is changing the colours of those stars or maybe I am just going colour blind looking at Ms Hilton boobs. It can have that effect sometimes.

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