Paris Hilton did some topless sunbathing in Mexico yesterday morning and I’m legitimately surprised she has normal nipples that don’t glow green from gamma radiation. (No offense to She-Hulk. Yours are supposed to look like that.)
NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW and the crotch ones was starred mostly out of concern for public safety.
Photos: Splash News
Ryan | March 12, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Nice. First?
dude | March 12, 2010 at 6:37 pm
yes, fuckface, you were first. Tell your mom.
You should have starred out those feet.
Rough-er Madness | March 12, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Stop it with the star, like Paris’s tities dont belong to the world…Im wrong? who hasnt seen it?
Westsiderider | March 12, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Are you sure that is her? I was walking by Dan Tana’s last night and there was a crowd of paparazzi standing around and I asked who they were waiting for and they said Paris Hilton was eating in there. No joke.
Kitty Furry | March 12, 2010 at 6:53 pm
3rd pic pink star fail
yoyoyo | March 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm
You homos don’t try to act like you didn’t click on those stars
I hate to "Click Here" | March 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
She must have rotten boobs, because the guy next to her is holding his nose.
whoa nelly | March 12, 2010 at 7:14 pm
I agree!
Star out those beastly feet if you want to save us all! OH THE HUMANITY!!
pimp | March 12, 2010 at 7:43 pm
i’d eat her ass…only because it’s cleaner then her pussy…
Lenny | March 12, 2010 at 7:47 pm
If she had some hair on her pussy then that might be worth looking at.
Tyrone | March 12, 2010 at 8:14 pm
who ordered the pancakes
BitemeBitche$ | March 12, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Two BB’s on a cookie sheet!! Bigger tits on my dog bitche$.
Dread not | March 12, 2010 at 8:58 pm
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE drink the water.
GIR | March 12, 2010 at 9:07 pm
CHICKEN LEGS!!
blind joe | March 12, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Where was the cannot be unseen warning?
ezflash | March 12, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Hi Paris , It seems like your having a really great time , I would love to play for you some time,at a privet party ,or an event for your favourite cause, I hope you don’t mind me saying hi Paris all the time, I just like saying it , I guess I would love to go to Paris ha ha..
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paul | March 12, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Lasers?
kimooa | March 12, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Stop it with the star, like Paris’s tities dont belong to the world…Im wrong? who hasnt seen it? Haha
get all from $1 | March 12, 2010 at 11:08 pm
flight ticket $1
hotel Room $1
Rental car $1
Lucky Charms | March 12, 2010 at 11:10 pm
I’d give her me shamrock!
kimooa | March 12, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Stop it with the star, like Paris’s tities dont belong to the world…Im wrong? who hasnt seen it? hAHA
Spy | March 12, 2010 at 11:41 pm
The poor resolution 1/4 mile crotch close up might as well be an aerial photo of a mountain range in western Uzbekistan as seen from a drone in mid-morning haze.
Just Lindsey | March 12, 2010 at 11:55 pm
@ #23:
HA! I just shot milk out my nose!
FUZZY, FUZZY and more FUZZY pics | March 13, 2010 at 12:33 am
#23, I agree with you, fully. I’m an old-fashion photographer who still uses film and this is equal to ASA 6400 film, counting the number of particles of sand on the Moon. #7 pic is pretty good, though, Paris playing w/her ASS.
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Mandi | March 13, 2010 at 1:36 am
It’s a slow news day when you have to post about Paris’ boobs. I’m sure a blind kid could draw you a sketch of them if you asked him to.
someguyguy | March 13, 2010 at 2:36 am
Paris’ nipples? BFD. The fact that she reads? Now that’s newsworthy.
captain america | March 13, 2010 at 4:14 am
be sure: DOING NOTHING IS AMERICAN!!
curiousblack | March 13, 2010 at 4:51 am
you stopp being the “hot” new news when we’ve seen you take a cumshot!!!
fucking trizzle (tramp)
WHAT!!!! | March 13, 2010 at 6:01 am
You see the guy holding his nose?? Paris must stink!!!
no | March 13, 2010 at 6:16 am
I doubt she stinks.
more topless pics of paris | March 13, 2010 at 7:34 am
checkout more photos
NG | March 13, 2010 at 7:41 am
Who is this bitch? We want more coco pictures.
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Paul630 | March 13, 2010 at 9:04 am
She’s hot!
sunshine | March 13, 2010 at 11:22 am
So, #12 and #28, I tip my hat to you for your wicked humor!
anonymoose | March 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm
#2, 11, 28: HAHAHAHA!!! bravo!
Moip | March 13, 2010 at 1:38 pm
People have erectile tissue in their nose, it was probably itchy due to close proximity of unclothed nippleage.
Moip | March 13, 2010 at 1:39 pm
People have erectile tissue in their nose, it was probably itchy due to close proximity of unclothed nippleage.
Carlos | March 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
In unrelated news, the sunshine in Mexico has contracted herpes.
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not bad, not good
LorBackL1 | March 13, 2010 at 3:27 pm
hey its very nice n very cool……
LorBackL1 | March 13, 2010 at 3:27 pm
hey its very nice n very cool……
Armand Hammer | March 13, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Flapjacks, I knew it!
pull your ex back | March 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
She’s whoring herself a lot less these days which is good.
julie | March 13, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Thats NOT even Her!! Look at the face lol!!!!! LAME!!!!
Looks more like that loser wanna be Natalie Ried!!!!
Laurie | March 13, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I thought this whore died of irrelevancy. It’s not 2007
She's disgustingly nasty | March 13, 2010 at 9:37 pm
This whore is like a snail leaving a slime trail, except she needs a hazmat team following her to clean up the trail of stanky STD’s oozing from her hoohaw…
She needs to be shot | March 13, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Here’s paris hilton, hard at work helping charities, like she said she would do on Larry King when she was released from jail. To date: time worked on actual charities: 0. Dollars given to charity: 0. Time or effort given to fund the halfway house she said she was going to create: 0. Basically, she’s a lazy, greedy, lying whore, who’s so braindead she doesn’t even know when she’s lying anymore.
Someone please shoot her. Cameras do not count…