Paris Hilton did some topless sunbathing in Mexico yesterday morning and I’m legitimately surprised she has normal nipples that don’t glow green from gamma radiation. (No offense to She-Hulk. Yours are supposed to look like that.)
NOTE: Full Size versions are NSFW and the crotch ones was starred mostly out of concern for public safety.
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Nice. First?
yes, fuckface, you were first. Tell your mom.
You should have starred out those feet.
Stop it with the star, like Paris’s tities dont belong to the world…Im wrong? who hasnt seen it?
Are you sure that is her? I was walking by Dan Tana’s last night and there was a crowd of paparazzi standing around and I asked who they were waiting for and they said Paris Hilton was eating in there. No joke.
3rd pic pink star fail
You homos don’t try to act like you didn’t click on those stars
She must have rotten boobs, because the guy next to her is holding his nose.
I agree!
Star out those beastly feet if you want to save us all! OH THE HUMANITY!!
i’d eat her ass…only because it’s cleaner then her pussy…
If she had some hair on her pussy then that might be worth looking at.
who ordered the pancakes
Two BB’s on a cookie sheet!! Bigger tits on my dog bitche$.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE drink the water.
CHICKEN LEGS!!
Where was the cannot be unseen warning?
Hi Paris , It seems like your having a really great time , I would love to play for you some time,at a privet party ,or an event for your favourite cause, I hope you don’t mind me saying hi Paris all the time, I just like saying it , I guess I would love to go to Paris ha ha..
Idon’t think that when people grow up, they will become morebroad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it’s aselecting process, knowing what’s the most important and what’s theleast. And then be a simple man
Lasers?
Stop it with the star, like Paris’s tities dont belong to the world…Im wrong? who hasnt seen it? Haha
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I’d give her me shamrock!
Stop it with the star, like Paris’s tities dont belong to the world…Im wrong? who hasnt seen it? hAHA
The poor resolution 1/4 mile crotch close up might as well be an aerial photo of a mountain range in western Uzbekistan as seen from a drone in mid-morning haze.
@ #23:
HA! I just shot milk out my nose!
#23, I agree with you, fully. I’m an old-fashion photographer who still uses film and this is equal to ASA 6400 film, counting the number of particles of sand on the Moon. #7 pic is pretty good, though, Paris playing w/her ASS.
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It’s a slow news day when you have to post about Paris’ boobs. I’m sure a blind kid could draw you a sketch of them if you asked him to.
Paris’ nipples? BFD. The fact that she reads? Now that’s newsworthy.
be sure: DOING NOTHING IS AMERICAN!!
you stopp being the “hot” new news when we’ve seen you take a cumshot!!!
fucking trizzle (tramp)
You see the guy holding his nose?? Paris must stink!!!
I doubt she stinks.
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Who is this bitch? We want more coco pictures.
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She’s hot!
So, #12 and #28, I tip my hat to you for your wicked humor!
#2, 11, 28: HAHAHAHA!!! bravo!
People have erectile tissue in their nose, it was probably itchy due to close proximity of unclothed nippleage.
People have erectile tissue in their nose, it was probably itchy due to close proximity of unclothed nippleage.
In unrelated news, the sunshine in Mexico has contracted herpes.
not bad, not good
hey its very nice n very cool……
hey its very nice n very cool……
Flapjacks, I knew it!
She’s whoring herself a lot less these days which is good.
Thats NOT even Her!! Look at the face lol!!!!! LAME!!!!
Looks more like that loser wanna be Natalie Ried!!!!
I thought this whore died of irrelevancy. It’s not 2007
This whore is like a snail leaving a slime trail, except she needs a hazmat team following her to clean up the trail of stanky STD’s oozing from her hoohaw…
Here’s paris hilton, hard at work helping charities, like she said she would do on Larry King when she was released from jail. To date: time worked on actual charities: 0. Dollars given to charity: 0. Time or effort given to fund the halfway house she said she was going to create: 0. Basically, she’s a lazy, greedy, lying whore, who’s so braindead she doesn’t even know when she’s lying anymore.
Someone please shoot her. Cameras do not count…