Paris Hilton sued for not promoting movie

August 12th, 2008 // 41 Comments

Paris Hilton is being sued by the distributors of National Lampoon’s Pledge This! She was paid $1 million to star in the 2006 film, which went straight to DVD, but never fulfilled her promotional obligations, according to E! Online:

Per the lawsuit filed today in U.S. District Court in Miami, Hilton, who was also listed as an executive producer, owes $75,000 in damages for failing to provide “reasonable promotion and publicity” for the movie.

I would say the filmmakers should send her a fucking “Thank You” card, but Paris Hilton seems to actually have a fanbase. And, apparently, they’re willing to let her write on their clothing. Wow. What’re the requirements for joining such an elite group? Besides obviously skirting the IQ level between Down Syndrome patient and meth addict.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Kaye

    that’s really insulting to down syndrome patients

  2. mimi

    FISH-HEAD SUKS!

  3. LaraCroftsmole

    Out of line there Fish, fuck you.

  4. EH

    the superficial writer is the best writer ever……this is gold

  5. Michele

    people with Down Syndrome (who, btw, aren’t patients) have no choice.

    Meth addicts are made not born.

    No one can explain Paris Hilton.

  6. the sun looks really bright in that parking garage. i’m glad she’s wearing her sunglasses.

  7. English Bob

    Awwww, c’mon, this bitch must be nearly dead already, for fucks sake. How long doe’s it take for the HIV to kick in….?

  8. Skokie

    You’re funny most of the time, Fish. But making fun of people with Downs Syndrome…. C’mon. Paris Hilton deserves to be mocked. Not people with birth defects beyond their control.

  9. literarycritic

    LMFAO @ the last picture. Now THAT’S humorous!

  10. Stroker

    Why don’t you get some new material. Like I give a shit about Paris Hilton. Check out piano sensation Niia. Quite tasty indeed.

  11. CJ

    Whoa….putting Paris in a class with Downs Syndrome…rethink this, Fish. Paris is stupid, opportunistic, self-involved, self-centered, superficial, arrogant, and vain….please don’t insult the Downs Suyndrome community by lumping her with them…they have done nothing to deserve that kind of low blow.

  12. literarycritic

    Jesus Christ, people, calm down about the Downs joke already. This site is not all about catering to your tender fee-fees. If you’re here, you should already know that.

  13. Em

    I agree that mentioning people with Downs is pretty low – but he’s not comparing them to Paris Hilton. He’s comparing them to the people who actually consider themselves FANS OF Paris Hilton. Which, honestly, is more insulting. Ick.

    By the way – WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS CHICK WAS ATTRACTIVE? Look at those damn legs/knees/arms/mantis-face. *shudder*

  14. In the last picture, we finally see the face of the only person more pathetic than Ms. Hilton, who apparently signed “zdkjchdkfh” with a heart next to it.

  15. Barak Obama

    Paris is the most retarded person in these photos for wearing those stupid sunglasses.

    Vote democrat, millions on welfare depend on you. Plus I need to raise your taxes.

  16. farty_mcshitface

    amen #12
    some folks are just too damn stupid to realize what this site is about. if you want politically correct- start your own goddamned site!!
    i love all the inappropriate jokes and insults. we need more stuff out there to piss off all the hyper-sensitive pussies-not less!

  17. rough daddy

    how does she and her sister stay slim? and they eat…they should teach the pigs of america how to stay trim…theres a tv show for you paris, dont forget to cut me acheck…

  18. Ted from LA

    Fish,
    Down Syndrome patient? What the fuck does that mean? This site is meant to make fun of celebs, not people born with learning disabilities. This is the worst post since your abs of steel days. Take some pride Fish and revise this post. On a side note, Paris should be sued for wearing those sunglasses at the very least.

  19. Paris

    Paris is so beautiful and gorgeous I love her. A source says she posted a profile at Richromances.com where many wealthy celebrities and beautiful people are looking for matches.

  20. Lola

    Is it too much to ask for someone to run this worthless STD carrying no-talent, dick sucking whore over with a car? I mean come on….
    No wonder the mother was an alcoholic…. Having this bitch for a daughter would drive anyone to slow death.
    Parasite Whorehouse, fuck you and die bitch.
    If anyone ever wasted their time to watch that movie House of Wax like I did, you’d all agree with me that this bitch needs to die the same way her character did in the movie…. posed and on her knees like the whore she is

  21. Richie

    I’m impressed with Ms. Hilton’s behavior lately. Despite her wealth, I think the public should combine $75,000 to pay her lawsuit and ask those who launched it to go fuck themselves. She’s cleaned up her act and stayed out of trouble for quite some time now. Why is she being punished? This is absolutely ridiculous. While I’m sure she can pay this on her own, it’s principal. SHE SHOULD NOT BE FINED FOR BEING AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN AND STAYING OUT OF REACH OF PAPS. It sends the wrong message to her, that she has to go get wasted and show her underwear for the cameras or she’s going to have to pay fines. It’s ridiculous, these people have no souls to do this to her. If 75,000 each donated her a dollar we could send a HUGE message to the twisted flesh machine known as entertainment publicists and lawyers.

  22. LaraCroftsmole

    Should be called Paris Skeliton she is so skinny and bony. UGH. DIE BITCH DIED.

  23. Jess

    I love her body. And I actually kind of like HER since that hilarious political commercial mockery!

  24. literarycritic

    @#21: ::sigh:: She’s not being fined for failing to flash her underwear in public, dumbass.

    She’s being SUED for failing to do the TV circuit and give interviews to promote a film that she was in. It was in her contract to do promotional interviews, and she didn’t do it.

    As a result of her lack of promotional efforts, the film tanked. She cost the filmmakers money, and all they’re doing is suing to get it back. That’s well within their legal (and if you think about it, moral) rights to do.

    You = epic fail.

  25. Retard

    Umm I am not sure if “people” with Downs Syndrome can read? Morons.
    Go Fish!

  26. anon

    To #21: What color is the sky in your world?

    Thanks, #24, good post. And thanks for explaining to #21 how to read. Lol.

    Why do all Hilton “fans” seem to have the IQ level of a gnat?

  27. toolboy

    Do you believe in Karma? What kind of Enron Exec/Nazi bastard did you have to be in a previous life in order to come back as Paris Hilton’s giant bike seat in this life?? Yeah, I know bike seats aren’t technically “living” creatures, but I swear I think I see that one is crying….

  28. Large Marge

    She’s looking hefty!

  29. Narcissist

    Bones are cutting through her skin.

  30. Toejammn'

    A walking spunk depository.She makes a squishing sound with every step.

  31. yeahyeahyeah

    Get a grip guys, the down syndrome comment was just a joke.

  32. stargirl

    Ahh retard #25, have you ever met anyone with Down Syndrome? Of course they can read. Idiot. But I agree, fish – low blow.

  33. oshkoshb'goshdamngosh

    She’s fat.

  34. steven

    I wouldnt mind sniffing her bicycle seat after she got off it!

  35. El Ces

    She didn’t promote it?
    Bull.
    I heard her talking about the Pledge This movie on those talk shows she’s been on since then.
    What do they want? A National Lampoon tattoo on her forehead?
    T-Shirts and shit?
    She probably wouldn’t strip down during shooting or something.
    Lots of the Lampoon movies have plenty of skin.

  36. Kits

    To #35 Bull. She most certainly has not. She didn’t attend the premier, nor did she meet her other publicity obligatoins she was supposed to do under her contract.

    She complained about “all of the nudity” in the film — a bit of T&A that she did not approve of — so she refused to do any publicity for the film. The real reason is that she executive produced this clunker, and it was sooo bad, the critics literally skewered Paris’ “performance,” the script, literally everything about the film, very early on.

    She was paid $1 mil to “act” (I know — that’s the truly scary part), and to provide publicity for the film. If she didn’t do part of her job, then she should give Lampoon back the $75 thou. It’s that simple.

  37. BRANDON M. WITTE

    RICK HILTON AND PARIS HILTON ARE TO BE ARRESTED FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITED AGAINST ME, BRANDON WITTE. SIMPLY GOOGLE MY NAME WITH HERS (PARIS HILTON) AND YOU WILL SEE THE MANY MONTHS OF ALLEGATIONS THAT I HAVE BEEN ACCUSING PARIS W. HILTON AND HER FATHER RICK HILTON OF. ALSO, GO TO PARIS AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND TO LAST WEEKS “56 COUNTY WORKERS ARRESTED IN DRUG SCAM” AOL STORY TO SEE ALL OF THE ALLEGATIONS.

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.

    IT ALSO INVOLVES BRITNEY SPEARS.

  38. BRANDON M. WITTE

    RICK HILTON AND PARIS HILTON ARE TO BE ARRESTED FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITED AGAINST ME, BRANDON WITTE. SIMPLY GOOGLE MY NAME WITH HERS (PARIS HILTON) AND YOU WILL SEE THE MANY MONTHS OF ALLEGATIONS THAT I HAVE BEEN ACCUSING PARIS W. HILTON AND HER FATHER RICK HILTON OF. ALSO, GO TO PARIS AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND TO LAST WEEKS “56 COUNTY WORKERS ARRESTED IN DRUG SCAM” AOL STORY TO SEE ALL OF THE ALLEGATIONS.

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.

    IT ALSO INVOLVES BRITNEY SPEARS.

  39. BRANDON M. WITTE

    RICK HILTON AND PARIS HILTON ARE TO BE ARRESTED FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITED AGAINST ME, BRANDON WITTE. SIMPLY GOOGLE MY NAME WITH HERS (PARIS HILTON) AND YOU WILL SEE THE MANY MONTHS OF ALLEGATIONS THAT I HAVE BEEN ACCUSING PARIS W. HILTON AND HER FATHER RICK HILTON OF. ALSO, GO TO PARIS AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND TO LAST WEEKS “56 COUNTY WORKERS ARRESTED IN DRUG SCAM” AOL STORY TO SEE ALL OF THE ALLEGATIONS.

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.

    IT ALSO INVOLVES BRITNEY SPEARS.

  40. BRANDON M. WITTE

    RICK HILTON AND PARIS HILTON ARE TO BE ARRESTED FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITED AGAINST ME, BRANDON WITTE. SIMPLY GOOGLE MY NAME WITH HERS (PARIS HILTON) AND YOU WILL SEE THE MANY MONTHS OF ALLEGATIONS THAT I HAVE BEEN ACCUSING PARIS W. HILTON AND HER FATHER RICK HILTON OF. ALSO, GO TO PARIS AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND TO LAST WEEKS “56 COUNTY WORKERS ARRESTED IN DRUG SCAM” AOL STORY TO SEE ALL OF THE ALLEGATIONS.

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL.

    IT ALSO INVOLVES BRITNEY SPEARS.

  41. me

    It’s hard to promote a movie in which you shapeshift into a giant chihuahua

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