Paris Hilton sucks at Halloween

November 1st, 2006 // 142 Comments
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  1. PrettyBaby

    #95, Well…at least you’ll be hot,right? Plus you can always get buzzed up after.

  2. biatcho

    #94, prettybaby, if by having some cock in my tail for an hour is what you are refrring to yes, those are my plans for this evening.

  3. NotANiceGirl

    Danielle- Is talking about people’s families what made you so hated here @ the fish?
    Oh and honey, my family could buy and sell you. Hell! I could- and not just because it’s so damn cheap. Really now. Take everone’s advice and just go away.
    Not to repeat myself but you’re a sperm burping gutter whore & I don’t like the smell of whoever’s sperm that is. Bye now!

  4. PrettyBaby

    Hey Danielle, my boss just came in here saying anger can cause premature aging!! (He just doesn’t want me to get made when he slides up on me but anyway) Can you believe it?! Do you wonder why I am telling you this?! Refer to my advising post #94 ( I am the new Sarah Jean) and get a drink down the hatch, quick.

  5. PrettyBaby

    #102 excellent

  6. danielle

    You wish you could buy me. Hell, you wish you could buy toilet paper…. but it’s not gonna happen.

    Your poorer than the bum down on skid row. Geesh, snap out of it you whitetrash bitch.

    —No more commenting, have to get back to my movie.

  7. PrettyBaby

    #106 Well, Goodbye my dear, it sure has been pleasant.

  8. Stasmi

    We can all revel in the fact that no matter what Paris Hilton wears or does, she will always have huge, gnarly feet and the herpes. For all we know she might have worn the bright red to draw attention away from her seeping, festering sores.

    http://www.vindictivesouls.com

  9. biatcho

    107, it’s been as pleasant as a BudMud fart in an elevator.

  10. Lady Serpentine

    45 — Gonhorrea Girl….I like it

  11. danielle

    #109. I’m sure it has, asswipe.

  12. Danielle–

    Is probably loving the attention you’re all giving her.

    But she does need to stop being such a stupid bitch.

    Someone needs to beat her like the woman she is.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  13. danielle

    Again? Sexless…stop stalking me, geesh!

  14. LOL! This shit is funny!
    Danielle, you have the lamest insults I think I have ever seen on this site! I hope your head implodes.
    It has really been fun reading all this. I just wanted to stop in and see the lame comments from this little turd, and see the funny posts from all the “regulars”
    You are not in the club because you are a fucking idiot.

  15. beifiori

    the garden of eden, that is a good costume pair! paris, on the other hand, she’s too dumb to even know how to dress up, ask someone for help or think outside of the box, so what more could we expect than she go as her usual slut self…wow! what an imagination! I have to give her a bit of advice…most people gradeate from elementary school, paris, cuz they’s edumucated like dat, so’s how bout you take yo’ lil lapdog elliot back to grade skool an lurn a lil bit fo’ tri-yun to make big in da worl’, you dumass bitch! sorry for writing like that, but I don’t think she could have read it if I had written it correctly. I just have to shake my head every time I see her…I just can’t understand how someone that dumb is able to be so desirable to some…it’s beyond pathetic…and furthermore, is she so insecure that she is afraid to actually dress up in a costume? is that vain…i know, i know, the answer is yes, but jeeez!

  16. La_La_Laura

    People? Duh! Paris’s cleavage is thanks to a push-up bra…

  17. Saera

    JEEZ…She gained weight!

  18. BuckTheInfernal

    “People? Duh! Paris’s cleavage is thanks to a push-up bra…”

    People? Duh! Breasts are wonderful things, and even more beautiful when presented in a certain way.

    Seriously, you “guys” thought that she looked bad? You don’t like a girl that hot, with that much money? Maybe I’m talking to the wrong crowd, everyone here must have multi-trillionaire girlfriends with a nice rack and enough attitude to not give a damn what you think.

    She might do some stupid shit, but I guess you never have either. Take a camera along with you and snap a shot every one second, then try and interpret it the way you’d like. Bet we’ve all done some stupid things.

    If I may finalize this, I would say that there’s nothing wrong with being homosexual. Don’t over-ANALyze.

  19. Carsten5577

    No self-respecting individual would want to be seen at a party thrown by a vacuous, deranged race-mixing whore and her horribly ugly man-ape hybrid “one-hit wonder” husband “Seal.” So she got fellow “White trash” celebrities like Paris Hilton and other Z-list Hollywood nobodies…yawn.

  20. BuckTheInfernal

    Carsten5577 :

    “vacuous, deranged race-mixing whore and her horribly ugly man-ape hybrid “one-hit wonder” husband Seal”

    Wow, extra points for the thinly veiled r0acism. Job well done.

    Because I fear for your safety, please don’t forget to take your white hood off before you go to sleep, the child-proof label warns against it.

    If I could mention it, I’ve never seen your name in any sizeable newsmedia or on TV. So you’re a hater then? Or you merely wish that the KKK had more national coverage these days?

  21. therealdanielle

    GirlyMan….shouldn’t you be giving your daddy a blow job right about now?

  22. therealdanielle

    I love cock!

  23. danielle

    Oh how cute! Groupies! The “real” danielle. Palease….be more original.

    You make me vomit.

  24. Paris was SOOOOO lame.

    why doesn’t she just give it up already?

  25. Aaronmalamend

    Paris is standing beside her metrosexual gay friend like she’s watching a freak show. She’s like “Oh god you look so sexy… hot.” That she-male accompanies both the Hilton sisters to “gala” events, like the time with Nicki @ the unveiling of the fabulous Hotel O.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/nicky_hilton_previews_nicky_o.html

    I saw a couple posts near the top make slight reference to pic #5… I hope they weren’t turned on by that thing. I would not want to be hit on by that dude, and he has to live a fucked lifestyle to even get close to those two… probably amused them one night at the club by wilin’ out on his biznatch and making a scene.

  26. Aaronmalamend

    Paris is standing beside her metrosexual gay friend like she’s watching a freak show. She’s like “Oh god you look so sexy… hot.” That she-male accompanies both the Hilton sisters to “gala” events, like the time with Nicki @ the unveiling of the fabulous Hotel O.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/nicky_hilton_previews_nicky_o.html

    I saw a couple posts near the top make slight reference to pic #5… I hope they weren’t turned on by that thing. I would not want to be hit on by that dude, and he has to live a fucked lifestyle to even get close to those two… probably amused them one night at the club by wilin’ out on his biznatch and making a scene.

  27. projektzero

    Isn’t that “sexy twin sister” Lena, the winner of Germanys next Topmodel?! Heidi was host of the show, so it’s quite possible, I guess…

  28. RichPort

    #69 – How can you be post #69 and waste it? You are hereby sentenced to 39 facial lashes with my zipper dragon. Like dumb “yo mama” jokes? How’s this:

    wdfjwfpojfdwopjfdows’s mama is so dumb, she bangs her head on the keyboard to pick her kids’ names.

    Thank you! Thank you! Stop, please, (thunderous applause) there’s more acts to come… seriously, thank you… (sustained applause)…

  29. Missallanpoe

    That’s pretty lame. What is she suppose to be? Maybe superwoman if she decided to do porn.

  30. DansGirl

    Paris dressed as herself… But how can we expect her to pick a decent costume when her brain is the size of a pea?

  31. dovescry1999

    Why in the fuck is she famous ?
    I have more respect for a dead cat, mangled on the side of the road, spewing maggots from it’s cooze, than I have for this porn actress…

  32. tsarinaamanda

    @29-

    It’ funny how you’re calling other people “pathetic” but you cannot even spell or use grammar properly. YOU are the stupid one, but I guess that’s what happens when you drop out of 6th grade to pop out your 1st welfare baby! And you are a sad, sad attention whore. Don’t you get enough attention from the winos who pay you a quarter for a quick screw behind the 7-11? It’s unfortunate that trailer park residents like you can now afford internet access…I don’t think that’s what the welfare check is for, sweetie….you’d better stop before I report you and you have to go back to flipping burgers at the McDonald’s!

  33. tsarinaamanda

    Danielle-
    You have a lot of goddamn NERVE to bitch about ANYONE “impersonating” you and logging in as you, when YOU YOURSELF are doing it! I guess you can dish it out, but you just can’t take it, you stupid ghetto trash whore! Whiny, pussy assed bitch, go the fuck away, EVERYONE HATES YOU! Why do you stay here when you KNOW that you are universally hated? Are you really that desperate for attantion? If so, then that’s just fucking sad and you need to seek professional help, NOW. Or don’t, I don’t really care, I just want you to go the fuck away and STFU…I think we ALL want that. Now please DO IT!

  34. xxPrettierThanYouxx

    bahaha everyone on here is goin off at each otha gosh guys take a chill pill!!]

    ps the paris hilton thing is funny..agree wtith the comment that says her superhero name shud b gonnorhea girl!!

    pceee xx

  35. HaYtersLuvDanielle

    Actually, retard:

    I am NOT logging in saying rude and obsurd things about MY DAMN SELF! what kinda sense does that shit make? What a dumbass YOU turned out to be.

    Everybody can HATE me if they WANT to. I hate YOUR ass too. Feel better?

    Do me a favor. Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you’ll start thinking straight.

    Until then…SHUT THE FUCK UP. :]

  36. Chantelle83

    LOL. Cripple fight!

    And TCLTC.

  37. sunraythefrenchy

    Danielle, dear me you are well and truly, pathetic. Clearly lightening quick with your comebacks… grow up and get a life.

  38. danielle

    No sweetie, it’s called: Shutting the Fuck Up. That’s what people who don’t have a clue as to what is going on do.

    YOU cleary haven’t been following this debate that has been thriving since late May. If your lame as did, you would know that the people you call yourself ‘defending’ are those to blame.

    Mind your damn business.

  39. alex

    they’re adam & eve

  40. campsbaybabe

    The mentioned Doppelg

  41. yeah, she sucks all the time…whenever she can

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