Paris sucks a lot of things. I mean, at a lot of things.
@11, 12, & 13…
I love you guys.
I think Paris Whorton got a boob job.
I think Paris is actually in a slutty boy scout costume……..
omg tiem wrrp
It’s too colorful to be just any old slut. I’m thinking it’s some sort of superheroine she’s thought up as an alter ego. The Amazing Super-Slut.
Paris is a cartoon of herself. Except the next frame, where the obese clown suffocates her by sitting on her head, is still missing.
She has the sex appeal of an airbrushed oven mitt.
I cunt take it anymore.
WTF is that costume anyway?
LOL #25, yes, Super Slut!
Jrz – I usually do, but sometimes I stuff dirty socks in its mouth and make it walk funny. I must admit, I did it on a dare…
Compared to her HUGE ass (______)(______), a fucking telephone pole looks like a sewing needle.
Your so pathetic but….ah well, what the heck.
Here’s you penis:
What do you mean you can’t see it? Damn.
Heidi’s was still the best.
Rich: I have a great diet plan for DanYELL….she’s guaranteed to lose the first 100 lbs. in no time….we’ll hide her food stamps under her baby-daddy’s workboots!
Just look at Paris’ face…the girl is absolutely MISERABLE! I reckon she reads this page and lets all the nasty comments get to her. Buck up little slut!
#31 – HA!!! (It may take her a minute). The only diet plan for her involves a stop watch, a hack saw, a strip of leather to bite down on, and some moonshine. Oh and about 15 large men to hold down her dimpled flesh.
Yea I know I’ve said it before but it bears repeating.
jrz- ha, ha, ha. Oh, a good belly laugh is just what the doctor ordered.
#31. I heard that one only works for your mother.
I don’t think PAris was dressed as a slut. I think she was dressed as her mother, Cathy Hilton…you know, the C list actress who married the rich guy and runs around partying with her daughters and blowing money on…..oh wait yeah, she did dress like a slut I guess.
perhaps she took your advice and, in fact, went as paris hilton for holloween. it seems to fit, nonsensical clothing choice, vapid facial expression, self assured whorishness; it’s all there. paris costumed herself as paris for halloween.
Jrz, did you get that? Yo mama! How original. LOL!
Seriously why are we surprised by what Paris is wearing? It is Paris Hilton afterall.
What’s surprising is Heidi and Seal. Paris should have taken some tips from them – it’s Halloween – dress up as something else – not yourself you dumb bitch!
Or sometimes, just blowing…
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