Paris Hilton sucks at Halloween
November 1st, 2006 // 142 Comments
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seyoboy | November 1, 2006 at 11:57 am
She was better when she wear a cop dress
http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/
Brain Embolism | November 1, 2006 at 11:58 am
At least she wore the red fish-nets!
CelebSlam.com | November 1, 2006 at 12:00 pm
This is like the 9th costume I’ve seen Paris in
http://www.celebslam.com
Brain Embolism | November 1, 2006 at 12:01 pm
And who’s the swedish milkmaid… yaa!
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Big Bird salute’s our founding father’s in this red, white and blue conCOCKtion
mrs.t | November 1, 2006 at 12:04 pm
what about Paris’s huge bunions? fucking clubfoot hammertoe bitch.
and Heidi Klum for president.
Glossed Over | November 1, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Are we certain that’s a costume and not merely Paris’s typical party attire?
http://glossedover.com
heatherlauren | November 1, 2006 at 12:04 pm
When did Paris get cleavage?
Alice-Mary | November 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Is that evil apple-thing Heidi Klum? Am I supposed to be impressed? Cuz last time I checked, ‘maladjusted produce’ wasn’t a good costume.
Ambassador of Sexy | November 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Looks like her everyday whore attire.
Now, if she dressed up as a woman, then I’d be shocked.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 12:09 pm
someone left a dirty spent condom in space #5.
RichPort | November 1, 2006 at 12:12 pm
#5
(crickets)
RichPort | November 1, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Jrz – My apologies, that was me. I also left a welt from my johnson across the side of her ass cheek. The ripple took about 5 minutes to finally reverberate and knocked me against the fucking wall! It was like a flesh tsunami…
HolisticWisdomcom | November 1, 2006 at 12:13 pm
That is no costume, that is how she always dresses.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Okay then Rich, just remember to take you your trash when you’re done with it.
Paris has boobies suddenly.
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 12:17 pm
I stuttered. Dddddddddddd…dddddddddd..DanYELL the cunt makes me ddddd…dddddd…..do that.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 12:18 pm
#13. Ahem, as if your needledick ever came within a foot of my ass.
ahhhh…the attention, the attention.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 12:19 pm
“take you your trash”……so ignorant. who’s dumb now?
BigJim | November 1, 2006 at 12:19 pm
If a tree falls in the forest, and it lands on Paris Hilton, does the tree get herpes?
Brain Embolism | November 1, 2006 at 12:20 pm
#10 & #14 – Please read ALL the comments before posting! In particular #7′s.
Thank you.
commissioner | November 1, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Paris sucks a lot of things. I mean, at a lot of things.
GirlyGirl | November 1, 2006 at 12:21 pm
@11, 12, & 13…
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I love you guys.
I think Paris Whorton got a boob job.
Reaper | November 1, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I think Paris is actually in a slutty boy scout costume……..
Ambassador of Sexy | November 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm
#14
omg tiem wrrp
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
Lady Serpentine | November 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm
It’s too colorful to be just any old slut. I’m thinking it’s some sort of superheroine she’s thought up as an alter ego. The Amazing Super-Slut.
checkyourshorts | November 1, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Paris is a cartoon of herself. Except the next frame, where the obese clown suffocates her by sitting on her head, is still missing.
She has the sex appeal of an airbrushed oven mitt.
I cunt take it anymore.
GirlyGirl | November 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm
WTF is that costume anyway?
LOL #25, yes, Super Slut!
RichPort | November 1, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Jrz – I usually do, but sometimes I stuff dirty socks in its mouth and make it walk funny. I must admit, I did it on a dare…
Compared to her HUGE ass (______)(______), a fucking telephone pole looks like a sewing needle.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Your so pathetic but….ah well, what the heck.
Here’s you penis:
What do you mean you can’t see it? Damn.
yardgraffiti | November 1, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Heidi’s was still the best.
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Rich: I have a great diet plan for DanYELL….she’s guaranteed to lose the first 100 lbs. in no time….we’ll hide her food stamps under her baby-daddy’s workboots!
polypam | November 1, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Just look at Paris’ face…the girl is absolutely MISERABLE! I reckon she reads this page and lets all the nasty comments get to her. Buck up little slut!
RichPort | November 1, 2006 at 12:54 pm
#31 – HA!!! (It may take her a minute). The only diet plan for her involves a stop watch, a hack saw, a strip of leather to bite down on, and some moonshine. Oh and about 15 large men to hold down her dimpled flesh.
Yea I know I’ve said it before but it bears repeating.
commissioner | November 1, 2006 at 12:55 pm
jrz- ha, ha, ha. Oh, a good belly laugh is just what the doctor ordered.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 12:55 pm
#31. I heard that one only works for your mother.
Spindoc | November 1, 2006 at 12:56 pm
I don’t think PAris was dressed as a slut. I think she was dressed as her mother, Cathy Hilton…you know, the C list actress who married the rich guy and runs around partying with her daughters and blowing money on…..oh wait yeah, she did dress like a slut I guess.
larson | November 1, 2006 at 12:58 pm
perhaps she took your advice and, in fact, went as paris hilton for holloween. it seems to fit, nonsensical clothing choice, vapid facial expression, self assured whorishness; it’s all there. paris costumed herself as paris for halloween.
GirlyGirl | November 1, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Jrz, did you get that? Yo mama! How original. LOL!
LilRach | November 1, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Seriously why are we surprised by what Paris is wearing? It is Paris Hilton afterall.
What’s surprising is Heidi and Seal. Paris should have taken some tips from them – it’s Halloween – dress up as something else – not yourself you dumb bitch!
Ambassador of Sexy | November 1, 2006 at 1:07 pm
#36
Or sometimes, just blowing…
…
……
….
… ;D
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Now don’t get me started on the YO MOMMA jokes……
DanYELL’s momma so fat I gots to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side!
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 1:10 pm
#38. As original as your underwear, my dear.
BTW…you should probably return them to thier rightful owner.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 1:12 pm
#41. Wilmer should really put you on the show…seriously, you’re funny (we get it)
You can go die now.
GirlyGirl | November 1, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Yo Mama got a afro wit a chin strap!
BarbadoSlim | November 1, 2006 at 1:15 pm
One possible name for her, ahem “superhero” persona is:
*drumroll*
Gonorrhea Girl
Sure the name is not too deep , or well thought out, but, neither is Paris
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 1:16 pm
DanYELL, underwear is FUN to wear.
NotANiceGirl | November 1, 2006 at 1:16 pm
JRZ/RICH: The only trash that needs to be removed is Danielle.
NOW DANIELLE- Try to follow along you sperm burping gutter whore…
You criticize grammer in comment 18 but then go ahead and fuck up in comment 29 OVER & OVER! YOU’RE use of YOUR vs. YOU’RE is sad. Oh, and incorrect you dumb bitch. “You penis” Are you that ghetto or just that stupid? Both? “YOUR penis” (possessive) vs. “YOUR so pathetic- YOU’RE is the correct one there as in YOU ARE SO PATHETIC”. Have fun working at KFC for the rest of YOUR life.
UNWASHEDMASSES | November 1, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Paris came as the little known heroine, Super Transvestite-looking Dipshit (STD for short). Her powers are brain draining stupidity, a plethora of vaginal maladies used for good, and the mutant ability to mind-meld with her chihuahua. It is in fact a case of art imitating life, as the creator of STD based the character on Paris herself.
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 1:19 pm
45–and with her friend there in small pic #4, they make the STD fighting duo of Gonorrhea Girl and Labia Lady!
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 1:19 pm
#44. Quit while you’re ahead.