Paris Hilton sucking at Sundance

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!!!!! That looks like a big gigantic marshmallow covered in caramel. I want one!!!!!!

The nails though are in sad shape. It’s not like the middle nail fell off either. The index finger one is shabby as well. With all those millions you’d think she could afford a manicure before going out to the parties and such.

Kind of like Howard Hughes – all that money is rotting away at her brain. “i’m so rich i don’t give a flip about my nails….”

My god, she’s unhinged her jaw like an egg-eater snake.
That girl could put her mouth around a Javan rhino penis.

The poor rhino.

What in the fuck is she doing at Sundance other than sending it’s credibility down the toilet? 10 bucks says Rob Redford has her shot before the week is out.

“Independent cinema is nothing but gay cowboys eating pudding”

-Eric Cartman

Paris Hilton: (verb); to do absolutly nothing and be famous, to have sex for money, to be slutty or whorish.

i.e. see above picture

“Independent cinema is nothing but gay cowboys eating pudding”

-Eric Cartman

I need to start watching southpark again…

I didn’t realize there was a new Home Alone opening at Sundance – but I’m glad to see Macaulay Culkin back in the role.
He’s gotta get rid of those bunny jammies though – or MJ’s gonna be bothering him again. He should try something a bit more “Cary Grant” looking.

Paris has bumped off every whore in America from the top spot. Even if her video showed she doesn’t have the most talent of whores nationwide, she just hogs the spotlight.

This chick is so in love. With herself.

Whoa. That’ll put hair on your ass.

I’d like to believe that the guy standing behind her came up and strangled her with that bike chain around her neck after these pictures were taken. But, alas, he probably didn’t.

Wtf is up with that bike chain, anyway? Is she somehow trying to subtly convey that she’s into bondage?

Nah. That’d be giving her waaaaaay too much credit.

all my common sense says otherwise buuut…

I love her. Yes, she’s trashy sometimes, probably a huge bitch in person, and a billion other wrong things. but I think Paris is adorable.

yeah. that’s sexy. ( that’s hot is sooo out now).

What is she eating?

I’m amazed she is almost fully dressed. The guy in the background looks like he is waiting for Paris to start table dancing.

Damn that be-yatch. You know what she’s doing? She’s laughing at US!

I’d love to be her – all that money to do f.all, shop 24/7, screw around, turn up anywhere, pay people to think for me… and if I ever gained a conscience about my idle consumerist lifestyle? pay someone to make it go away.

Most of all I’d like her effortlessly skinny body and perfect skin.

And then I’d pay yet ANOTHER surgeon to fix that freaky snout and do something about her Thunderbirds lips and weasely eyes.

We NEED Paris. Just to make us feel better about not being rich. Because it clearly don’t buy taste or class. Or a good nosejob.

The saddest thing is that she clearly thinks she looks incredibly arousing.

She will never make it to her thirtieth birthday if she doesn’t start keeping her mouth shut and her legs closed. Somebody please beat her to death with her handcuff purse! Mary Kate, will you do the honors?

Paris: You suck at Life.

I read this on Female First’s website:

HILTON: ‘I’M NOT SEXUAL’

Celebrity socialite PARIS HILTON insists she has a low sex drive and frequently snubs steamy sessions at home – despite her raunchy reputation.
But she is adamant her titillating image is a product of her sexy sense of style, and in reality her boyfriends have commented on her less than rampant libido.
She says, “I’m sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image. But at home I’m really not like that.
“All of my ex-boyfriends – not PARIS, of course – would be like, ‘What’s the matter with you? You’re so not sexual.’”

I guess she only likes fucking the camera.

There is one thing Paris is very good at (Yeah it’s hard to believe she is actually good at something). She knows how to get attention. And atttention brings her money she does not deserve. This girl is wasting her life away while getting paid for it. All the bad things she does, she gets away with it.

Cm’on people, You and I damn well know this waste of skin doesn’t deserve anything she has. We need to stop giving her more attention and tune her off.

And I am adding on to be #68. Fuck.

Paris for President!!

I see Paris has also taken up the badass new trend of wearing children’s jammies as clothing (along with Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton). Neat.

“crikey, if she’s a whore I don’t know WHAT you’d call ME!!!”

We’d call you a whore too, fblau. Just not a rich one.

And regarding the article juliebeanpie found on Paris not being sexual, it’s true. For as whorish as her “image” is, don’t you guys remember her just lying there like a bump on a log in the video?

Later that lollipop was scene checking into the free clinic…

Paris hilton Sucking at anything is what she’s famous for, right? Or has that been said already, like 72 times?

Gack. The girl could gag a maggot. Then she’d probably have sex with it. Gack, gack gack.

I can actually totally believe that Paris Hilton is not sexual – when nobody’s around to watch or photograph her. That makes her even more pathetic. At least with her skanky-slut predecessor Pamela Anderson, you get the feeling that she actually did love the cock. That’s a GENUINE dumb skanky whore.

Hell as hard as it may seem to believe Paris probably isn’t even as dumb as she seems. She probably exaggerates that too for more publicity. I heard a photographer snapped her once in an unguarded moment, dressed tastefully without her blue contacts in, reading Tolstoy with her legs demurely closed. She had him killed and it was hushed up.

Posted by kroft on January 27, 2006 05:40 AM Hell as hard as it may seem to believe Paris probably isn’t even as dumb as she seems. She probably exaggerates that too for more publicity.

You give her WAAAAAY to much credit for having talent, if you think her dumbness is an “act”.

She must think that looks sexy. Dear God, how skanky can you get before you take a look at yourself and say “Hmmm.. this is only appealing to me, and perhaps someone who’s been in solitary confinement for 65 years”.

Oh, I hate her. Wait, I’m still downloading the pictures. No, she doesn’t look good at all. Wait, I have to set my new wallpaper.

Hmm… might be sexier without the lazy eye. Well, no it wouldn’t, I’m just sick of seeing her funky eye while she’s trying to be all sexy.

Classless

I’m sorry, but I still can’t get over this eye thing. Is it a perpetual wink or was it too many drugs or is it just being weighed down by eye shadow? Somebody please clarify!

I would SO hit that !!!

Lazy eye, lazy eye, lazy eye! Sorry had to get that out of my system.

I hate Paris Hilton.

Some friends of mine that I was with at Sundance ran into her in a 7 eleven, but she was too drunk to sign her name. However, as soon as someone said “picture”, BAM! she went into pose mode. I cannot think of a bigger waste of fresh air. Except for maybe two Paris Hiltons.

#79 “Classless”

Nuff said.

I think Paris has some kind of horrible skeleton in her closet, like something happened to her in the past. That is the only reason I can see for her behavior. That is one bored, alcoholic, heiress.

Oh and the sexual innnuendo with the lollipop is so early eighties. Nobody thinks that’s sexy. Except 80-year-old winos, perverted third uncles adn my mothers second husband.

Has ANYone noticed that she is not even remotely pretty? She has a saggy bottom, too. I like ranking on Paris Hilton. It makes me happy, hee, hee.

I’d rather see a picture of her after someone stuffed that candy rght down her throat along with her ugly dog.

Maybe shes just showing off what she can do?

I cannot wait for this bitch to vanish and disappear from this planet.
I don’t understand how this talentless white trash like her is still around.
That is so sad because that that just shows the whole world how low American teenagers IQ are.

yeah, seriously, remind us you’re a whore…http://hollywoodsnark.com

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STOP! Excuse me but Paris Hilton are perhaps not very intelligent, but she is a picture of it! she is intelligent! Then everything she want is to talk about her good or bad! AND IT WORKS! Then,who is the smartest in your opinion?

i think that people should leave her alone..
she is a little immorral.. but we all are at times
and personally i think that its stupid to have this web sit just to make fun of paris..
shes a human..and it dont matter what you think of her..
its just making you look like a damn fool trying to say shes a waste of space and air..
thats about damn stupid..
go choke on your stupid opinion..
damn hypacritical, computer freaks
Love Marie