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neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 7:17 am
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!!
I’d like to suck those lovely ladies dry!
HerpesHilton | April 2, 2007 at 7:19 am
She has to draw attention away from her disease-riddled cootch, so she’s propping up the girls.
mismint | April 2, 2007 at 7:21 am
Seriously, a push up bra, no matter how good, cannot make A cups look like DD’s!
john linde | April 2, 2007 at 7:22 am
Paris Hilton looks HOT in black. She is one of the featured chapters on our Talking Celebrity Fiction website:
http://www.puzzlekiller.com
Wild Hollywood Sex with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and many others!
no1justminda | April 2, 2007 at 7:24 am
She looks ridiculous!
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 7:24 am
Oh fuck off Herpes. She doesn’t have anymore diesease than you do. Paris can touch my pleasure stick anytime, anywhere!~
I’m fucking humping my computer screen at this very moment!
She’s gorgeous.
BarbadoSlim | April 2, 2007 at 7:26 am
Paris who?
freejose.com | April 2, 2007 at 7:29 am
No bra can do that. I think she is lying (shockingly).
MrSemprini | April 2, 2007 at 7:29 am
She always had a decent body. Those mammaries have made some recent “changes”, though. There’s just something not quite right about her face. It’s like its been photoshopped – badly.
Bugman4045 | April 2, 2007 at 7:29 am
Can any bra create that much cleavage when Paris has such small tits to start with?
Please ladies, give us some opinion here. I’m with mismint, it seems that no bra (unless actually magical) could create that look.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 7:30 am
Paris Hilton.
Oh, and by the way #6, fuck off.
Don’t read 6 evreybody, it’s not me.
It’s a troll.
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImaCracka | April 2, 2007 at 7:31 am
Truly Amazing!!!!
If you look at thos pics of her on that boat getting fondled by that scumbag… almost no boobage….
This looks really good on her… maybe she should have some work done….
Very impressed…
Almost makes you not notice her lazy eye……Almost….
LOL
BigJim | April 2, 2007 at 7:35 am
Now if only she could buy something that would boost her IQ.
The question about great bra vs. fake tits will be answered when we see the first photos of her in a prison jump suit.
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 7:35 am
Her boobs are pushed up for the same reason her hair is in her face . . . to take attention away from her lazy eye.
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 7:40 am
@ #7
Priceless!
Lowlands | April 2, 2007 at 7:46 am
Is it just me or does Paris look smarter lately?
jaffo | April 2, 2007 at 7:49 am
If only we could get a pic of her sitting and drooling while she stares sadly at a herpes sore on her lazy eye. That would be sweet…Since she is mentally retarded, does that make it wrong to make fun of her?
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 7:50 am
How in the hell is that priceless?
Did ya NOT see my comment about sucking on the ladies? Did ya miss that I was numero uno???
Wake the hell up dumbass, my comments are the priceless ones.
…but you can buy them from me for $3.99, any offers?
wedgeone | April 2, 2007 at 7:53 am
Wow – I’m impressed. The Fish actually posted something new on MONDAY MORNING! Must have done it before he went to work. Now THAT’S dedication.
Here’s an article from this morning with Hillary Duff talking about “the pressure to stay thin in Hollywood”, if anyone gives a rat’s ass:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article
/2007/04/02/AR2007040200360.html?nav=rss_artsandliving/
entertainmentnews
Should make for some interesting jabs though.
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 7:55 am
No #16, it’s just you.
If she had a suit outfit on & a bun in her head I could agree but black fish nets, her boobs over flowing from her bra & her ass hanging out, I think not.
Just looks like her usual half-wit whore self if you ask me.
And #18, no one’s interested in your juvenile comments. And besides it’s obvious you must already have the herp.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 7:57 am
Hilary who?
Now THAT’S priceless!
But seriously, who is she and why would she be related to the Paris story? Are they involved? Oh please tell me that she left the fugly dude from Good Charlotte to get it on with Paris!
It would be a dream come true!!!
Let me go get some wet paper towels.
I just had an accident.
xfountaingrl | April 2, 2007 at 7:58 am
I think she looks ridiclous w/ such big boobs!
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 7:59 am
Oh yeah, fuck you DebuTAUNT.
You’re obviously a crack addicted fatty so….
Get lost.
jakebarnes | April 2, 2007 at 8:01 am
Ain’t no way them puppy dogs are still real.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 8:01 am
Seriously 23, get lost.
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 8:02 am
#23 Sweety I think it’s time to take your ritalin!
Besides, better to be a crack-addicted fatty than infested with the herp :)
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | April 2, 2007 at 8:02 am
IT’S NOT ME!!!!!!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!
I hate this fucking site. I’m not coming here ever again. This shit is getting on my nerves.
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 8:05 am
#27, If your for real(which I personally doubt) than re-signup under a different handle.
veggi | April 2, 2007 at 8:09 am
this is fucking retarded.
Lowlands | April 2, 2007 at 8:11 am
Her breast seems to be pushed in a minaret.Although the minaret is upside down.
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 8:16 am
I think it’s safe to assume their fake, well with the fake tan, fake eye color, fake hair, fake hair color . . .
sophiastar | April 2, 2007 at 8:17 am
those puppies are definitely fake… she’d have to have a lot of actual cleavage for them to be pushed up.. and we all know well and good that she had nothin’ to begin with
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2007 at 8:21 am
No Comment
biatcho | April 2, 2007 at 8:23 am
I don’t know what is more nauseating on a Monday morning… Coutney Love’s stomach, Paris Hilton,Jimmy Kimmel’s fat ass face or Neo maxi’s tirades re: his troll.
It’s a toss up.
Spetsnaz | April 2, 2007 at 8:32 am
Her tits used to be about the same size as mine – which is a B-cup. (I know, I know, smaaallll. But so what?) And there is no way that I could make mine look like that. Not with that much bared – gel, air and whatnot heavily stuffed bras can make something out of nothing, but not show more skin than there originally was.
velveethra | April 2, 2007 at 8:32 am
Nice saline but she’s still ugly as all get out.
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2007 at 8:33 am
Wait, I do have a comment-more of a question…
Did she get a nose job? It’s not pointing straight down anymore!!!
Jimbo | April 2, 2007 at 8:34 am
The tits are back!!!! I hope they are here to stay!!
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 8:37 am
What is wrong with this country????
What the hell ever happened to the attraction to voluptuous women like Sophia Loren? Chics with the 50′s pin-up body?
Have ALL the men here turned fag?
I don’t get the interest in this tall, skinny, boobless, assless, hook-nosed, wonky eye phony broad with herpes?
Is it because she’s a rich yet classless? Has no self-respect? Or cuz she’s just easy?
Please someone enlighten me, I just don’t get it??????????
Jimbo | April 2, 2007 at 8:37 am
It was a two for one deal or a three for one deal. two boobs and one noise job. They all look better than they did before:)
badmath113 | April 2, 2007 at 8:39 am
Good candidate for a burqa.
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 8:43 am
The chic’s sense of style is horrific!
I don’t care how much those earings cost, they’re hideous.
(I’m still laughing at how she tries to cover that wonky/lazy/glass thing.)
sophiastar | April 2, 2007 at 8:44 am
the nose is still the same; no work done there. just diff cam angles…….. i think she needs a paper bag more than anything.. over her head, not anywhere internal.. so yeah, just the two for one deal :)
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2007 at 8:46 am
Oh, ok then no comment
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 8:47 am
#43 I doubt a paper bag, I’m thinking more along the lines of a garbage bag.
biatcho | April 2, 2007 at 8:49 am
Actually, a bodybag is her best bet.
Madrid Marriott | April 2, 2007 at 8:52 am
@ 39
First off, relax. Why get so worked up?
Otherwise, you’re right on post points, except when you call her “tall.” Paris is actually quite short.
Let’s also note that she is disproportioned — her legs are short compared to her torso. And so, she doesn’t even have a good body.
Craig & "em" | April 2, 2007 at 9:00 am
THEY LOOK GREAT!
Now if only she could fix the Droopy Dog Like Eye, the Pointy Witch Like Nose, the Diseased Herpes Like Mouth, and the Jenna Jameson Vagina…
oops sorry….
Like Vagina!
Debutantejaim | April 2, 2007 at 9:01 am
#47 I think there are so many gorgeous women in the entertainment industry as well as elsewhere that aren’t getting deserved recognition because of the media frenzy with this over-rated chic. I’m sure in time it will blow over but I believe they’ll just replace her with some other talentless, self-absorbed rich chic.
The only thing Paris is worthy of is the trash-talk she gets from people who see through her innocent persona.
(God how could I forget to mention the boats she calls feet & her finger toes)
Sassy | April 2, 2007 at 9:09 am
Hmmm flat chested A cup skank goes to a large C cup with a bra? Riiiiiiiight. And my mailman is a unicorn.